dr lopez Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 wait so the black stormtrooper is a jedi too. derp herp mah nurps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 wait so the black stormtrooper is a jedi too. derp herp mah nurps Wha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 He's holding a light saber in that poster. Did everyone already know this? I'm an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 He's holding a light saber in that poster. Did everyone already know this? I'm an idiot John Boyega? Yeah, I bet it's Luke's from The Empire Strikes Back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 He's holding a light saber in that poster. Did everyone already know this? I'm an idiot I had no idea either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 are there going to be... any ewoks tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 My first destruction of a gender normative perspective started with Neverending story when i found myself attracted to Atreyu because I thought he was a really cute girl but the androgynous nature of the kid in Endor obliterated me (not because i was attracted to a child but i still can't say without looking on imdb if that kid was male or female) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 are you trying to say you fancy that ewok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 i would fuck it only with 2013 cgi animated eyelids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 21, 2015 Author Share Posted August 21, 2015 Incredibly sloppy photoshops from the new cover of Empire Magazine. Notice they used old Stormtroopers from the original trilogy, with the textured back plates. It does reveal a tiny insignia for the first Order on the Kylo Ren cover. "Hey watch out, you're about to slice your own chest open!" stupid also, there's no breathing apparatus in that mask like Vader, wouldn't his goggles fog up immediately? "Hey, I can't see, did I just slice off my own junk? Something feels warm down there." South Park is gonna have a field day with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 A decent look at the First Order Star Destroyer And the nightmare abomination of SW toys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 24, 2015 Author Share Posted August 24, 2015 new Kylo Ren pic I'm starting to think the big reveal at the end of EP7 will be him saying "I have adopted the name Darth _ Whatever" duh duh duhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 new yuda picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 holy shit that looks good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 26, 2015 Author Share Posted August 26, 2015 "Hey is this the line to get your desert stick thing sharpened?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 new yuda picture Good to see they finally understood that new star wars movies need Bill in them. Sarcasm is the only force capable of saving the star wars franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 holy shit that looks good Ahaha... As for lack of breathing aparatus noted by Mister Farrrrrr, perhaps the mask is so hi-tech that it's made with anti fog tech (as well as their snorkels). It's like someone from the 1800's being shown a modern car photo by a time traveller, then the 1800's dude is like, "Ha-! It doesn't even have ropes to attach the horses!!! There's no way that thing works, you sown' bitch." Also, I just realized that the new Star Wars could be ruined hardcore by having a beach volleyball scene with the disco Star Wars theme playing off a boom box in the background. Have some fat alien serving drinks in an aloha shirt who keeps farting, so Luke can't hit the ball right due to cracking up so hard. *roll end credits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 26, 2015 Author Share Posted August 26, 2015 holy shit that looks good Ahaha... As for lack of breathing aparatus noted by Mister Farrrrrr, perhaps the mask is so hi-tech that it's made with anti fog tech (as well as their snorkels). It's like someone from the 1800's being shown a modern car photo by a time traveller, then the 1800's dude is like, "Ha-! It doesn't even have ropes to attach the horses!!! There's no way that thing works, you sown' bitch." Also, I just realized that the new Star Wars could be ruined hardcore by having a beach volleyball scene with the disco Star Wars theme playing off a boom box in the background. Have some fat alien serving drinks in an aloha shirt who keeps farting, so Luke can't hit the ball right due to cracking up so hard. *roll end credits* I guess if they have space lasers and hyper drives, maybe someone in that galaxy has invented Fog-X. I mean, Adam Driver does have to be able to see out of that thing, so it is practical in reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Yah, that has to be a crop of the full art, or else it doesn't even make sense. But then if the black dude is the main character, then it makes sense. wait so the black stormtrooper is a jedi too. derp herp mah nurps He's holding a light saber in that poster. Did everyone already know this? I'm an idiot I had no idea either John Boyega's face is the first face you see in the most hotly anticipated teaser trailer ever. Thats no accident. Of course he's one of the main characters, and from that it follows that he's likely to be a magic space wizard Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Too bad because the coolest characters in any Star Wars movie were NOT the jedis.... Han, boba fett, jar jar... The list goes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 now as I have seen all toys I guess pretty much everything is spoiled now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessier Ashpool Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 New footage of Boyega w/ Lightsaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 There has been an awakening... #StarWars #TheForceAwakens A video posted by Star Wars (@starwars) on Aug 27, 2015 at 10:00am PDT HOLY SHIT I AM EXCITE NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Nononononono I accidentally clicked on this thread again! Everything is spoiled! *pokes out eyes and sets fire to self* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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