Braintree Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 One of the bartenders last night was definitely a fan of comedy and didn't have "talking funny" down yet. But she was only 21, so there's time. Funny things don't always have a punchline but jokes definitely do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markedone Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) People in huge tropical metropolises like to hang out in malls for a reason. Because they're public places with air conditioning. Yes, and the air quality is way better and the noise levels much lower than outdoors and no horrendous traffic. Try having a peaceful outdoor stroll in a place like Jakarta.. they also represent a new middle class in developing countries, its a status thing to have international stores and purchasing power to shop there. here in mexico, theyre still building loads of malls. As opposed to, say, the USA where they are languishing Edited March 22, 2019 by Marked x 0ne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 If apple made a car it would not only have no windows, but to look outside one'd have to plug his ipad (sold separately) and pinch and swipe the camera mounted on the roof if there are more than two passengers, additional port extensions can be bought for $299 if you leave the sunroof open during rain and the seats get wet, the apple store would have to change the whole chassis. etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronical Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 imagine a WATMM time traveller who hides in 70s USSR synth pop memes and old MIDI sheets linked here. so stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Bitches be shoppin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Has anyone ever slipped on a banana peel ? How many people does this type of accident effect a year ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diatoms Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Has anyone ever slipped on a banana peel ? How many people does this type of accident effect a year ? quite a few:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Has anyone ever slipped on a banana peel ? How many people does this type of accident effect a year ? Probably the gag comes from an era when bananas were relatively new and people would just toss any piece of garbage on the road or sidewalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Has anyone ever slipped on a banana peel ? How many people does this type of accident effect a year ? I think I tested a banana peel on linoleum tile when I was a teen as a small, very simple controlled experiment. I just pressed down on it with one foot just to see how slippery it was. Turns out it was slippery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 (edited) listening to Tha and there were people in the hallway outside walking by and talking, we have high ceilings here and no carpeting so lots of reverberation, thought it was part of the song for a half a second Edited March 31, 2019 by auxien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diatoms Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 listening to Tha and there were people in the hallway outside walking by and talking, we have high ceilings here and lots no carpeting so lots of reverberation, thought it was part of the song for a half a second Awesome, One of my Favorites:) We heard Aphex drop this at Forbidden Fruit 2011 Dublin :aphexsign: :aphexsign: :aphexsign: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Has anyone ever slipped on a banana peel ? How many people does this type of accident effect a year ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IMhNSro3GE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitchroast Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Sometimes when im out and about and I buy and consume food I don't really need I imagine myself just eating my money instead i think that means you're probably smart. other people (take me for example) can sometimes entirely forget food exists, and then i'll be wondering ??? why the heck do i feel like garbage all of a sudden ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just found out pizza boxes are accepted as compost material by my municipality. *mind blown* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 wtf is up with this new synthwave hype, it's fuckin horrible and lazy. makes me wanna smash a dungeon synth on their skulls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 wtf is up with this new synthwave hype, it's fuckin horrible and lazy. makes me wanna smash a dungeon synth on their skulls new? hasn't it kinda been hyped since like 2012? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManjuShri Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) Aye, Drive really helped to blow it up at the end of 2011. https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77875-80s-inspired-instrumental-synth-music/ Edited April 3, 2019 by ManjuShri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 pointless observation that made me lol https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1113134119091765249 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 smokers, next time you're tempted to buy a box of cigarettes, why not just set fire to a tenner. it's effectively what you're doing anyway, but it won't give you cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 pointless observation that made me lol https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1113134119091765249 If this wasn't the plan before, looks like they have one for free now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I want to leave work early, but we have tandem parking and someone is in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Sometimes for fun i imagine a reality where Kurt Cobain was a short, fat little italian man ...the visual of the Mario Bros singing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is quite a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Sometimes for fun i imagine a reality where Kurt Cobain was a short, fat little italian man ...the visual of the Mario Bros singing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is quite a thing. "A mullato/an albino/a moquito/my libido" already sounds italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 pointless observation: just found out there is a thing called cameo where people pay semi famous people (youtube celebrities, people on reality tv, brit tv, fitness peeps stormy daniels etc) money to send them "personalized shoutouts". imagine that. for $300, ice-t will tell you you're cool. or send corey feldman $122 to tell you he loves you. or spend $2500 for a video shoutout from caitlyn jenner. the "fans" then respond by thanking them for being acknowledged and "love" them even more for taking the time to realize they exist. how can anyone do thi... *me sees snooki and shells out the necessary $300 to get a personalized shoutout* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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