ALIEN / PROMETHEUS / COVENANT / ROMULUS - SPOILERS INBOUND!!

[awepittance]

you mean the same guy that did every one of the increasingly pointless and meandering Pirates of the Caribbean movies?

 

yes same guy, but actually he doesn't have a bad track record. I thought Mouse Hunt was far better than it should have been and Rango highly entertaining

 

someone needs to make a movie out of this

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIToXkiJU-8omehow these Cd-room full motion video adventure games have a very creepy vibe to me now

 

or something you know they will probably do at osme point which will be shit, Rob Schneider as Leisure Suit Larry

Edited July 11, 2012 by Awepittance

[Atop]

Pac-Man directed by Gaspar Noe

 

You have amazing ideas sir, more writing and sharing and publishing please.

[BCM]

Horace Goes Skiing directed by David Lynch

[Atop]

Joust by Zack Snyder.

[BCM]

Steve Coogan as Leisure Suit Larry.

[cichlisuite]

John Carpenter directing Deus Ex the movie. And it should be really long...like 8 hours or something.

[Guest couch]

Super Metroid, starring the chick that got crushed by the derelict ship in Prometheus (too lazy to look up her name)

[BCM]

Rainbow Islands directed by Lars Von Trier

[syd syside]

Noodles directed by Woody Allen

[baph]

Nicolas Winding Refn's Deadly Towers

[Guest couch]

Katamari Damacy by Michael Bay

 

everything explodes on contact. it'd be his magnum opus.

Michael Bay should make porn movies.

[Candiru]

Paperboy directed by James Cameron

 

Dead Space directed by Judd Apatow

[takeshi]

Flower directed by Terrence Malick

[Guest zaphod]

ikaruga directed by chris cunningham

[Silent Member]

Christopher Nolan's Tempest.

[syd syside]

The Holocaust directed by Robert Zemeckis starring Tom Hanks as virtual performance captured actor as a crippled jewish toddler, who escapes concentration camp and survives somewhere in the Eastern Alps.

[Soloman Tump]

i like where this thread has gone.

 

The cast and producers of mamma mia! Return to create a musical version of elder scrolls featuring the music of metallica sung in an ironic tenatious d kinda way. Julie walters gets her baps out whilst colin firth sings enter sandman during a scene set at the gates of the imperial city, 100+ extras all dance on hay bales as the sun sets and pierce brosnan swoops overhead riding a dragon.

[Blir]

Ico directed by Werner Herzog

[BCM]

Oh Mummy directed by Ron Howard

[patternoverlap]

Super Smash Bros. directed by Danny Boyle

[Cryptowen]

There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly

a film by David Cronenberg

[Squee]

Super Meat Boy by Cronenberg

 

a film by David Cronenberg

 

Damnit

[Rubin Farr]

Super Metroid, starring the chick that got crushed by the derelict ship in Prometheus (too lazy to look up her name)

Charlize Theron? her only previous action movie Aeon Flux bombed, we'll see how she does in Mad Max 4.

[Guest zaphod]

grim fandango by david lynch

[lumpenprol]

Half Life 2 by Alfonso Cuaron. Oh wait...