ambermonk Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I might have dysthymia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I might have dysthymia.Spend more time on WATMM™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 bout to get a blood panel done to have my own cholesterol assessed as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Was finally getting tired enough to fall asleep, had my iPad at my bedside maybe a foot and a half from me watching videos on it, a spider with a five inch spread darts across it. Could’ve pissed myself. Spent a couple minutes finding and killing it. Wide fucking awake now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Was finally getting tired enough to fall asleep, had my iPad at my bedside maybe a foot and a half from me watching videos on it, a spider with a five inch spread darts across it. Could’ve pissed myself. Spent a couple minutes finding and killing it. Wide fucking awake now. you're never more than 12ft from a spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) fact: the average person eats 5 lbs of spiders in their sleep a year. Edited March 25, 2018 by yek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 You'd think arachnids would know enough to steer clear of the maw of a sleeping giant. Are they really that dumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 they like to feed on undigested food in your stomach. quite smart actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 The human body is actually 90% spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 this is not a joke, nor funny. in fact, the 5lb of spiders consumed orally is a joke compared to the 82lb of spiders which make their way into your body the ‘old fashioned way’ (butthole) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I spider got close to me yesterday and I ran out of the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 if you ever felt an itch down there, it's because spiders lay eggs via sounding (dont google that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 tri, you just took it as far as I was hoping. I’m still proud of you WATMM. Good work everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 if you ever felt an itch down there, it's because spiders lay eggs via sounding (dont google that) Decided to check if crab lice are actually spiders for a joke. Well, they are not. But learned that they can spread to beards and eye lashes and other places. Eww.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Seems like the majority of us humans are natural arachnophobes. They don't phase me much personally, unless they look like a brown recluse or other obvious venomous species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 FWPs: 1) Bought a waterproof pouch for my phone. Turns out it's a bit too small. Maybe I could fit it if I used lube.. 2) The motherfucking daylight saving time bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) edit nvmnd Edited March 25, 2018 by Cryptowen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Seems like the majority of us humans are natural arachnophobes. They don't phase me much personally, unless they look like a brown recluse or other obvious venomous species.I've always wondered how much is cultural vs ingrained in our species/hominids/mammalian. For the record I quite like spiders. Just not too keen on large jumping ones that, though they likely wouldn't kill me, could still possibly cause me major pains. I ain't got insurance right now, can't afford a trip to the ER for a festering wound. And even then I'm only murderous if they're hanging out where I fucking sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 The motherfucking daylight saving time bullshit. Every fucking year it's a minor crisis I don't recover from for at least a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 The motherfucking daylight saving time bullshit.Every fucking year it's a minor crisis I don't recover from for at least a month.Fuck you, daylight saving time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Yeah, 32 years later it's still confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Seems like the majority of us humans are natural arachnophobes. They don't phase me much personally, unless they look like a brown recluse or other obvious venomous species. spiders are cool as fuck - eating mosquitoes that could give you cellulitis, moths that eat your clothes & those wee flying bastards that nearly always find their way into your drink by drowning & depositing the germs they just transported from the latrine if i see one i fist-bump the cunt cos i know they've got our backs place 1 in each corner of the room ideally (as a witch would with salt), so the full eight-legged MMA tag team militia is fully deployed & mobile, just wish i could whistle commands like a shepherd does with sheep-dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 The motherfucking daylight saving time bullshit. Every fucking year it's a minor crisis I don't recover from for at least a month. I think the trick to adjusting is to simply embrace it. Stop thinking about what time it actually is and just go with the new time. But i totally agree, fuck daylight savings time. I got to remember to take that whole week off from work next year so I can properly adjust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I think the trick to adjusting is to simply embrace it. Stop thinking about what time it actually is and just go with the new time. Yeah I mean, it's not like you have a choice. Which, when you think about it, is infuriating. I didn't get to vote on it, some asshole(s) just decided that this was how it was going to be for billions of people. I really do try to go with the new time but for a month or so I feel like I'm mourning the comfort of regular time. Weird how delicate circadian rhythms are and how much dumb shit like this we do to ruin them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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