stupid first world problems you're dealing with

[ambermonk]

I might have dysthymia.

[Guest]

I might have dysthymia.

Spend more time on WATMM™

[usagi]

bout to get a blood panel done to have my own cholesterol assessed as well.

[auxien]

Was finally getting tired enough to fall asleep, had my iPad at my bedside maybe a foot and a half from me watching videos on it, a spider with a five inch spread darts across it. Could’ve pissed myself. Spent a couple minutes finding and killing it. Wide fucking awake now.

[ignatius]

Was finally getting tired enough to fall asleep, had my iPad at my bedside maybe a foot and a half from me watching videos on it, a spider with a five inch spread darts across it. Could’ve pissed myself. Spent a couple minutes finding and killing it. Wide fucking awake now.

 

 

you're never more than 12ft from a spider

[YEK]

fact: the average person eats 5 lbs of spiders in their sleep a year.

Edited March 25, 2018 by yek

[ambermonk]

You'd think arachnids would know enough to steer clear of the maw of a sleeping giant. Are they really that dumb?

[YEK]

they like to feed on undigested food in your stomach. quite smart actually.

[Zephyr_Nova]

The human body is actually 90% spiders.

[cruising for burgers]

lol

[Guest]

this is not a joke, nor funny.

 

in fact, the 5lb of spiders consumed orally is a joke compared to the 82lb of spiders which make their way into your body the ‘old fashioned way’ (butthole)

[Squee]

I spider got close to me yesterday and I ran out of the room

[triachus]

if you ever felt an itch down there, it's because spiders lay eggs via sounding

 

 

 

 

(dont google that)

[auxien]

tri, you just took it as far as I was hoping. I’m still proud of you WATMM. Good work everyone.

[zkom]

if you ever felt an itch down there, it's because spiders lay eggs via sounding

 

 

 

 

(dont google that)

 

Decided to check if crab lice are actually spiders for a joke. Well, they are not. But learned that they can spread to beards and eye lashes and other places. Eww..

[ambermonk]

Seems like the majority of us humans are natural arachnophobes. They don't phase me much personally, unless they look like a brown recluse or other obvious venomous species.

[zkom]

FWPs:

1) Bought a waterproof pouch for my phone. Turns out it's a bit too small. Maybe I could fit it if I used lube..

2) The motherfucking daylight saving time bullshit.

[Cryptowen]

edit nvmnd

Edited March 25, 2018 by Cryptowen

[auxien]

Seems like the majority of us humans are natural arachnophobes. They don't phase me much personally, unless they look like a brown recluse or other obvious venomous species.

I've always wondered how much is cultural vs ingrained in our species/hominids/mammalian.

 

For the record I quite like spiders. Just not too keen on large jumping ones that, though they likely wouldn't kill me, could still possibly cause me major pains. I ain't got insurance right now, can't afford a trip to the ER for a festering wound. And even then I'm only murderous if they're hanging out where I fucking sleep.

[sweepstakes]

The motherfucking daylight saving time bullshit.

Every fucking year it's a minor crisis I don't recover from for at least a month.

[Silent Member]

 

The motherfucking daylight saving time bullshit.

Every fucking year it's a minor crisis I don't recover from for at least a month.

Fuck you, daylight saving time.

[Squee]

Yeah, 32 years later it's still confusing.

[cwmbrancity]

Seems like the majority of us humans are natural arachnophobes. They don't phase me much personally, unless they look like a brown recluse or other obvious venomous species.

 

 

spiders are cool as fuck - eating mosquitoes that could give you cellulitis, moths that eat your clothes & those wee flying bastards that nearly always find their way into your drink by drowning & depositing the germs they just transported from the latrine

 

if i see one i fist-bump the cunt cos i know they've got our backs

 

place 1 in each corner of the room ideally (as a witch would with salt), so the full eight-legged MMA tag team militia is fully deployed & mobile, just wish i could whistle commands like a shepherd does with sheep-dogs

[Danny O Flannagin]

 

The motherfucking daylight saving time bullshit.

Every fucking year it's a minor crisis I don't recover from for at least a month.

 

 

I think the trick to adjusting is to simply embrace it. Stop thinking about what time it actually is and just go with the new time.

 

But i totally agree, fuck daylight savings time. I got to remember to take that whole week off from work next year so I can properly adjust. 

[sweepstakes]

I think the trick to adjusting is to simply embrace it. Stop thinking about what time it actually is and just go with the new time.

Yeah I mean, it's not like you have a choice. Which, when you think about it, is infuriating. I didn't get to vote on it, some asshole(s) just decided that this was how it was going to be for billions of people. I really do try to go with the new time but for a month or so I feel like I'm mourning the comfort of regular time.

 

Weird how delicate circadian rhythms are and how much dumb shit like this we do to ruin them.