Squee Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Did some finances last night and I had to pay a lot of money back because of VATs. Like a lot of money... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Left my green tea at home so now I'm sipping hot water and pretending it's green tea, ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I was rather hungover yesterday and didn't have enough energy to do anything but watch Netflix. FWS: woke up at 4 this morning and took my dog out to whiz under the light of the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 sah romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 sah romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 i must still be logged in to chrome at some work computer bc there's a shitload of fantasy football articles on my news feed this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 i must still be logged in to chrome at some work computer bc there's a shitload of fantasy football articles on my news feed this morning. You can sign out of all devices from your google account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Fruit fly infestation in my condo/apartment for the past month. Little bastards.I'm afraid I can't take Ellen Ripley's advice on this matter either, for obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Fruit fly infestation in my condo/apartment for the past month. Little bastards. I'm afraid I can't take Ellen Ripley's advice on this matter either, for obvious reasons. Holy shit I hate those fucking things. I legit accidentally broke a window in an old apt trying to eradicate those evil fuckers. All I can say is good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 (edited) Thx mang. Gonna empty the trash again in the morning, see if that'll mitigate their population. They breed like jackrabbits, but worth a shot. Edited September 2, 2018 by ambermonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Thx mang. Gonna empty the trash again in the morning, see if that'll mitigate their population. They breed like jackrabbits, but worth a shot. Yeah and they're so small they're nearly invincible, can't hit them with damn near anything. But just big enough to annoy the shit out of you, especially in a swarm. If I was younger and dumber I might jury rig an Aqua Net flamethrower to eradicate a cloud at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Thx mang. Gonna empty the trash again in the morning, see if that'll mitigate their population. They breed like jackrabbits, but worth a shot. Yeah and they're so small they're nearly invincible, can't hit them with damn near anything. But just big enough to annoy the shit out of you, especially in a swarm. If I was younger and dumber I might jury rig an Aqua Net flamethrower to eradicate a cloud at a time. They're like those damn swarm thingies from System Shock 2. Except they don't actually harm you, thankfully. They're just a nuisance. An incendiary weapon would be too dangerous I think. But Tinactin athlete's foot spray on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Get a few jars/tupperware containers. Drop a few slices of bananna in each. Secure saran wrap over top. Punch holes in saran wrap with pen. They will all eventually make their way in and never leave until you release them back to he wild... or drown them if you're one of those sadistic folks. But yeah, those traps work like a charm, and it's pretty neat when you get a big swarm in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 they breed in the upper part of your sink drain if there is no food left for them, be sure to cover that up when not in use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Woke up at 3am groggy and hungover, needing a piss. Stumbled into the bathroom > fuck standing, sit down and r e l e a s e. Something feels weird. That evening my gf had met me from work. We got a bunch of beers and walked back to mine. Watched some stuff with even more beers. Went to bed around 1am. I slowly remember we'd got frisky after going to bed but don't remember any denouement. I look down between my legs and there is a rapidly filling condom now becoming a piss balloon hanging off my cock. I am still only about a third awake and have no idea what the best course of action is. So I just reach down and pull it off. Big Mistake. The piss now has somewhere to go, an exit. It gushes triumphantly out, a 3am golden explosion. Covering my hand, my cock and balls, the backs of my thighs, my arse. I am now fully awake and feeling like old grim death, sitting on the toilet in the early hours covered in my own piss, holding an only half-used condom. I sat there for a while slowly processing wtf just happened, before angrily shuffling towards the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 hahahaahahahaha idm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Thx mang. Gonna empty the trash again in the morning, see if that'll mitigate their population. They breed like jackrabbits, but worth a shot. Yeah and they're so small they're nearly invincible, can't hit them with damn near anything. But just big enough to annoy the shit out of you, especially in a swarm. If I was younger and dumber I might jury rig an Aqua Net flamethrower to eradicate a cloud at a time. just buy some bug spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echolalia Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Woke up at 3am groggy and hungover, needing a piss. Stumbled into the bathroom > fuck standing, sit down and r e l e a s e. Something feels weird. That evening my gf had met me from work. We got a bunch of beers and walked back to mine. Watched some stuff with even more beers. Went to bed around 1am. I slowly remember we'd got frisky after going to bed but don't remember any denouement. I look down between my legs and there is a rapidly filling condom now becoming a piss balloon hanging off my cock. I am still only about a third awake and have no idea what the best course of action is. So I just reach down and pull it off. Big Mistake. The piss now has somewhere to go, an exit. It gushes triumphantly out, a 3am golden explosion. Covering my hand, my cock and balls, the backs of my thighs, my arse. I am now fully awake and feeling like old grim death, sitting on the toilet in the early hours covered in my own piss, holding an only half-used condom. I sat there for a while slowly processing wtf just happened, before angrily shuffling towards the shower. That's the best thing I have ever read on the internet. Worthy of being talked about in hundreds of years like Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. Its one of those they never tell you ones innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Get a few jars/tupperware containers. Drop a few slices of bananna in each. Secure saran wrap over top. Punch holes in saran wrap with pen. They will all eventually make their way in and never leave until you release them back to he wild... or drown them if you're one of those sadistic folks. But yeah, those traps work like a charm, and it's pretty neat when you get a big swarm in there.Best Answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Get a few jars/tupperware containers. Drop a few slices of bananna in each. Secure saran wrap over top. Punch holes in saran wrap with pen. They will all eventually make their way in and never leave until you release them back to he wild... or drown them if you're one of those sadistic folks. But yeah, those traps work like a charm, and it's pretty neat when you get a big swarm in there. Might try this method then if they persist. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 angle-grinding (8:02am) neighbour doing summat on a boundary wall, cunt, tree surgeons lopping approx a dozen big beeches down a tad over too many days & a jack russell that turns into a cat when it's unseasonably hot condom balloon d'leau pisse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 lol @ piss balloon. Legendary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Get a few jars/tupperware containers. Drop a few slices of bananna in each. Secure saran wrap over top. Punch holes in saran wrap with pen. They will all eventually make their way in and never leave until you release them back to he wild... or drown them if you're one of those sadistic folks. But yeah, those traps work like a charm, and it's pretty neat when you get a big swarm in there.Might try this method then if they persist. Cheers This is pretty much what I do but use apple cider vinegar w/ 1-2 drops of dish soap to break the surface tension and doom them to a sour grave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 I had a major fruit fly problem once. Solved it by keeping all the trash outside in the balcony and all the veggies and fruits in the fridge for a few days. After that they were gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Hahaha, good god, this thread is brilliant. Fruit fly problems ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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