questions you have always wanted to ask but scared to in case you would look stupid

[Guest zaphod]

also, if you watch japanese porn, as i did, and then meet a real woman, you will probably recoil in horror when her panties reveal an eldritch horror rather than the handsome pixels you've grown accustomed to.

[Guest isaki]

lololololol

[Hugh Mughnus]

Did Stephen Hawking really take control of Aphex' drum machine in "Taking Control"?

[keltoi]

 

When women pee standing up, does it spray out or trickle down their leg? Or somewhere in between?

 

Addendum: is Japanese porn a good place to get biologically correct information?

 

I am pretty sure it sprays out. I think I've witnessed such a feat.

 

like a sprinkler system. can be noisy too with splooshing and spsssssssshhhing

[BobDobalina]

 

Where/how did the whole '[insert title] V.I.P.' in UK bass/step music originate? Does it go back even further? As if calling it V.I.P. somehow imbues it with more magic than say 'remix' or 'alternate version.'

 

At least until the early days of jungle/d&b. originally they were mixes only a little bit different to the original (or the original first remix) pressed on dubplates and usually played only by the producer himself or given to some "selected" other DJs, hence the name VIP.

 

A+ answer, would read again. This is a pretty cool concept actually, some cross-pollination of sounds on the dolo, internal-use-only steez.

 

Nowadays I think they're just doing it for the money and the extra attention caused by the label.

 

This. I only thought to ask the question after seeing a brand new release on bleep with a track/remix labeled as VIP... for download. Prikfaces better watch the ride

[pattern recognition]

can anyone recommend a tutorial on animated .gif making?

[Danny O Flannagin]

Why is everyone changing their avatars to pictures/gifs of sports events?

[Zephyr_Nova]

We are the game makers, we are the players of sports.

watgm.com

[chenGOD]

 

 

Without a doubt.

 

Did sirch really get banned? Why?

 

Because he was a cunt?

Well sure, but tonnes of people are cunts here. I want specifics.

 

Specifically, he was a grade A cunt.

 

 

Where/how did the whole '[insert title] V.I.P.' in UK bass/step music originate? Does it go back even further? As if calling it V.I.P. somehow imbues it with more magic than say 'remix' or 'alternate version.'

 

 

>When women pee standing up, does it spray out or trickle down their leg? Or somewhere in between?

 

Addendum: is Japanese porn a good place to get biologically correct information?

 

these are fantastic questions imo

 

Thank you RichieBees. I think this thread is an important one in WATMM history.

 

 

When women pee standing up, does it spray out or trickle down their leg? Or somewhere in between?

 

Addendum: is Japanese porn a good place to get biologically correct information?

 

i was with a girl outside someone's home and she had too much to drink and decided to pee in the yard, on a mailbox, like a mongrel dog. it sprayed out, but in a way that reminded me of one of those raised pools of water that are sometimes found in malls, where the water flows over the edges and children run their fingers through it.

 

 

also, if you watch japanese porn, as i did, and then meet a real woman, you will probably recoil in horror when her panties reveal an eldritch horror rather than the handsome pixels you've grown accustomed to.

 

oh my lol.

[Guest zaphod]

someone make a broken gif of that

[Guest Mirezzi]

Wow. Zaphod dropping the lols up in herrr.

 

"handsome pixels" flol

[LimpyLoo]

Q: Did you hear about the stoner was accused of murder?

 

 

A: He was highly suspect.

[huzur]

There are records without a lock groove, or a weak lock groove that the needle bounces out of, so you will on occasion find yourself running to your turntable. Also just as vinyl shouldn't be pluralized, it doesn't require an indefinite article either. It's vinyl. A record. Some LPs. Never a vinyl, nor vinyls. It makes you sound like a spastic with a lisp and a pretentious affectation. Vinyls enthusiast sounds like an autist who collects kitchen flooring samples.

 

Source:Watmm style guide.

 

I would read that in a single session

[huzur]

do women get horny when they can smell a dudes sweat :S

 

this is like a secret. some girl once told me its totally true and appliable to all women, so sometimes, if I need to strenghten the grip, I dont shower, just as a mind game. you should try it

[Danny O Flannagin]

 

do women get horny when they can smell a dudes sweat :S

 

this is like a secret. some girl once told me its totally true and appliable to all women, so sometimes, if I need to strenghten the grip, I dont shower, just as a mind game. you should try it

How can one woman speak for them all?

[ghOsty]

How does a restaurant handle it if say some patrons came in ordered a full meal and then when the bill came realized their wallet wasn't with them, or the card got declined and they had no other immediate way of paying?

[Zephyr_Nova]

Get them to do dishes. I have a memory of a restaurant getting my brother to do this while on vacation... but I would have been really young, and it could just as easily be an invented memory of something that never actually happened. I'm sure I've got a few of those.

[Guest isaki]

I would suspect they'd get them to pay at a later date with some kind of added fee for wasting their time. I haven't got a clue though, just a guess

[Alcofribas]

Get them to do dishes. I have a memory of a restaurant getting my brother to do this while on vacation... but I would have been really young, and it could just as easily be an invented memory of something that never actually happened. I'm sure I've got a few of those.

you may have just watched peewee's big adventure

[ghOsty]

Get them to do dishes. I have a memory of a restaurant getting my brother to do this while on vacation... but I would have been really young, and it could just as easily be an invented memory of something that never actually happened. I'm sure I've got a few of those.

 

See, everyone jokes about that and movies and such, but I think for liability reasons most restaurants can't actually do that...

 

I would suspect they'd get them to pay at a later date with some kind of added fee for wasting their time. I haven't got a clue though, just a guess

I was thinking they'd do more like this, like take info and send the bill or demand they return to pay later?

[Guest Sprigg]

Some places will hold one's drivers license, as well.

[huzur]

 

 

do women get horny when they can smell a dudes sweat :S

 

this is like a secret. some girl once told me its totally true and appliable to all women, so sometimes, if I need to strenghten the grip, I dont shower, just as a mind game. you should try it

How can one woman speak for them all?

i know, right? your disbelief is understandable,until you actually try it with each woman that walks into your life

[Mimi]

How does a restaurant handle it if say some patrons came in ordered a full meal and then when the bill came realized their wallet wasn't with them, or the card got declined and they had no other immediate way of paying?

if you just leave they call they police!

[huzur]

why do dogs chase cars?

[Zephyr_Nova]

 

Get them to do dishes. I have a memory of a restaurant getting my brother to do this while on vacation... but I would have been really young, and it could just as easily be an invented memory of something that never actually happened. I'm sure I've got a few of those.

you may have just watched peewee's big adventure

 

It would be fantastic if my childhood memories were just reinterpretations of movies I enjoyed as a kid, of which PBA was definitely one.