usagi Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 incredible. one gif speaks volumes. also it's nice to see Limpy hasn't changed an iota. Ted Cruz was the only GOP or Democratic candidate NOT to visit Rhode Island, but his campaign did send out the below email to build support with Rhode Islanders. TED CRUZ FOR PRESIDENTRHODE ISLAND PRIMARYTUESDAY APRIL 26TED’S CONSERVATIVE PRIORITIES HONOR & PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION Probably some 2nd amendment bullshitCRUSH THE WASHINGTON CARTEL The best way to fix a broken system is to throw a sociopathic asshole like me right in the middle of itREPEAL OBAMACARE Access to health care isn't a right, plus most of my base hates that Socialist Kenyan Muslim, plus I've been so successful with this alreadyGROW THE ECONOMY I have no concrete ideas whatsoever but hey sounds good to meDEFEND RELIGIOUS LIBERTY please, continue to discriminate based on your "beliefs"RESTORE AMERICAN LEADERSHIP GLOBALLY C'mon you pussies let's get this M-I complex running full steamFIGHT FOR TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE Hate gays? Great, so do I.PROTECT THE LIFE OF THE UNBORN Never mind the 1 in 5 'born' kids in this country that are malnourished or the 500+ more pressing issues facing our societyDEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD Yes, I'm a misogynist assholeSTOP AMNESTY bitches (esp. non-white/christian) gonna paySTOP THE IRANIAN NUCLEAR DEAL now more than ever America needs a scapegoat to perpetuate the Middle East shitshowABOLISH THE IRS who needs public spending anyway, free market gonna it outPROTECT & HONOR OUR VETERANS continue to pay lip service to the men and women fighting on behalf of the ruling eliteEND COMMON CORE Our education system is fucked anyway so why not reshuffle the deckDEFEND THE 2ND AMENDMENT yep, I like Duck Dynasty I need a Bob D's Debullshitron 3000 (Patent Pending) in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I was just listening to a social psychologist talk about how there is zero correlation between 'good talkers' and 'good thinkers'...yet politics is a talking contest We have yet to elect an awkward weirdo with great ideas I'm p sure he last awkward weirdo was Nixon. Sweaty, fidgety and swag-less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 (edited) I was just listening to a social psychologist talk about how there is zero correlation between 'good talkers' and 'good thinkers'...yet politics is a talking contest We have yet to elect an awkward weirdo with great ideas i bet a presidential historian could split the hairs for us and tell us who is closest to that "awkward weirdo" with great ideas. there must be one in there... and probably some people who think it was Nixon! lol. Edited May 3, 2016 by ignatius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 (edited) Yeah i guess if you go back a couple hundred years some of the early presidents might've been awkward weirdos...i dunno. I dunno about Nixon. He was a 'good talker' (albeit a sweaty one)...allegedly, people who listened to Nixon vs JFK debates thought that Nixon won.(those who watched it thought JFK won) I guess i'm talking about a stuttering savant with zero charm who has amazing ideas. I'm talking like a John Nash (without the hallucinations perhaps), or a Stephen Hawking...not some slightly-awkward normie. Edited May 3, 2016 by LimpyLoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I'm pretty sure Cruz is an awkward weirdo, unfortunately he has zero amazing ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I guess i'm talking about a stuttering savant with zero charm who has amazing ideas. I'm talking like a John Nash (without the hallucinations perhaps), or a Stephen Hawking...not some slightly-awkward normie. I would like to see their policy prescriptions. Just because someone is genius in one field doesn't mean they would be a good politician. In fact I would argue that because being a politician means being able to work well with others, that people like Nash and Hawking would be terrible as presidents. They need the freedom to sequester themselves for a week at a time - being a politician trying to run a big, highly populated country like the US means you don't get that kind of luxury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Ypu're probably right. I guess i meant the political equivalent of those guys. (Yeah John Nash was terrible at pretty much everything save for theory...his sketchy demeanor would've been terrible for diplomacy, i imagine) But even then, maybe the charisma stuff is necessary as well. Imagine if MLK talked and acted like Vincent Price...would people have rallied around him? I guess lately i'm just disheartened by the pragmatic realities of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted May 3, 2016 Author Share Posted May 3, 2016 https://youtu.be/aRPMaaNfjy0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Joel Osteen is the only remaining rational choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted May 4, 2016 Author Share Posted May 4, 2016 next couple of days should be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Wtf is that article you linked? Seems like it's from months ago when Rubio was still in the race. Cruz is out though! Like what, three days after picking Fiorina as his VP. Flol. sent using magic space waves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) that article it all makes me sick. Edited May 4, 2016 by usagi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Wtf is that article you linked? Seems like it's from months ago when Rubio was still in the race. Yeah there are comments from February at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted May 4, 2016 Author Share Posted May 4, 2016 Wtf is that article you linked? Seems like it's from months ago when Rubio was still in the race. Cruz is out though! Like what, three days after picking Fiorina as his VP. Flol. sent using magic space waves ha! yes sorry bout that. was just checking whether you guys were paying attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 that article it all makes me sick. Hole on dere boi, the next couple of months are gonna go full retard. Christ, looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. In other news Ted Cruz can go back to what he does best, which is being the zodiac killer and eating bag upon bag of meaty dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 god i want to live in rhode island so bad. it's like CT but with actual grit. DA BUCKETTT... bob do u actually think hil-dog is gonna win??? cruz sucks but dang i'm still really nervous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Warrior Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Can anyone tell me why kasich is continuing? Seems like a massive waste of time and money at this point, but there must be a reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilobot Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) ^I think Kasich is waiting for Trump to be arrested/assassinated. I can't see any other way he'd get the nomination. Also, honest question: Since Cruz left, what happens to all those delegates? Do they just disappear? Edited May 4, 2016 by Trilobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) Edited May 4, 2016 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 ^I think Kasich is waiting for Trump to be arrested/assassinated. Yes please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Wtf is that article you linked? Seems like it's from months ago when Rubio was still in the race. Cruz is out though! Like what, three days after picking Fiorina as his VP. Flol. sent using magic space waves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Your browser does not support the HTML5 video tag https://zippy.gfycat.com/IdleCreamyDanishswedishfarmdog.webm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Your browser does not support the HTML5 video tag https://zippy.gfycat.com/IdleCreamyDanishswedishfarmdog.webm noooo. don't drop out, we need more gifs like this damnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 http://www.theonion.com/article/thousands-cheering-americans-packed-park-ted-cruz--52862 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Did everyone see the gif of Cruz elbowing his wife? (Sorry i cant find a link url to copy/paste) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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