YEK Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 *takes banana peel out of microwave* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 *puts cantaloupe in microwave* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 * dangles balls in front of microwave * I'm hoping for either a cheap form of long term contraception , or a super powered child , both will be acceptable you in a few weeks radiation time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewps Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 One day a dyslexic pool attendant with mix up chlorine and chloroform Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronical Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 if you get more intelligent, your inner demons probably do too. so now you can play mental chess with a goddamn genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) I was just sitting in my room listening to Gorgoroth on headphones. Somehow, over the music, I hear the shrill, yappy voice of Ben Shapiro coming from the kitchen. It was one of my roommates, coming from his phone. I grab my water bottle, so I can go to the kitchen to fill it up and see who the perpetrator is. When I do this, I see it is my roommate Friday(yes his name is fucking Friday) from Africa.(?) He scurried away to his room and turned it off. But he is currently in the bathroom, listening to Ben Shapiro on his phone, while being African. Reality is so weird. America. Edited February 8, 2019 by Candiru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I was just sitting in my room listening to Gorgoroth on headphones. Somehow, over the music, I hear the shrill, yappy voice of Ben Shapiro coming from the kitchen. It was one of my roommates, coming from his phone. I grab my water bottle, so I can go to the kitchen to fill it up and see who the perpetrator is. When I do this, I see it is my roommate Friday(yes his name is fucking Friday) from Africa.(?) He scurried away to his room and turned it off. But he is currently in the bathroom, listening to Ben Shapiro on his phone, while being African. Reality is so weird. America. Reminds me of a client at work who would bring up politics every time he came in, always demonizing Dems and saying Trump is blessed by God or something. Elderly man, in his 70s I think. Sounded like he's originally from Ghana. Nice enough fellow, but I had to try my damnedest to keep a straight face and not show any hint of dissent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 There is a successful rapper named Lily Baby that exists irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Rain rain come today and wash the bird shit on my car away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 There is a successful rapper named Lil Baby that exists irl. Fucked up the name earlier. Lily Baby sounds comparatively reasonable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Do they mind if we call them Eddie Baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 waiting for lil paedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Do they mind if we call them Eddie Baby?Monty Python ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Lil Baby Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Lil Bum-bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Zemura yvI oo ii oo Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 I randomly stumbled across this https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/aozucm/caught_gf_stealing_my_sperm_from_condom/ see it's legit and a real issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManjuShri Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 I randomly stumbled across this https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/aozucm/caught_gf_stealing_my_sperm_from_condom/ see it's legit and a real issue a population sample of 1, what more proof does one need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 women and the content of my testicles be like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drome Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 ...mouldy tarts be like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Reaction videos are retarded. Who the hell cares about how some random person in a secondary video reacts to a primary one. Maybe they're psychologically engineered more towards extroverts as the target audience, who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Somebody post themselves reacting to the above post plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Reaction videos are retarded. Who the hell cares about how some random person in a secondary video reacts to a primary one. Maybe they're psychologically engineered more towards extroverts as the target audience, who knows i saw a video on youtube pop up the other which was a reaction to someone else speedrunning a computer game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadellisTheSixth Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Reaction videos are retarded. Who the hell cares about how some random person in a secondary video reacts to a primary one. Maybe they're psychologically engineered more towards extroverts as the target audience, who knowsi saw a video on youtube pop up the other which was a reaction to someone else speedrunning a computer game. link please Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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