YangYing Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 nobody really knows... some suggestions from the other thread: 38 minutes ago, darreichungsform said: I've heard the first symptom of Corona is a subtle fear... 36 minutes ago, Lada Laika said: i thought it was being a liberal 35 minutes ago, MIXL2 said: not being manly enough also not liking idm 16 minutes ago, Lada Laika said: anyone who says “sean pls” is automatically infected does anyone know??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YEK Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 It seems people are desperately fighting over toilet paper at grocery stores so I'd say, massive shits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roo Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 If you have ever been accused of being a boomer Can understood a few words of Mandarin Exit a bathroom within a few seconds of flushing Have recently spluttered your glass of water after it went down the wrong pipe or lol'd your morning coffee Come back from a musical festival looking a bit worse for wear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entorwellian Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 The first two weeks you have coronavirus you have no symptoms at all, and during this time you can spread it very easily. This is why everyone is freaking out and why testing is failing at catching a lot of cases. Best case scenario: After 2 weeks you will get a dry cough and fever, possibly a runny nose, and a few days after it will turn to shortness of breath and pneumonia. During the next 3 days of the shortness of breath and pneumonia, you will feel like you will want to die. After the pneumonia and shortness of breath recides (another two weeks), you'll have a cough for a while longer. This is the best case scenario. Worst case scenario: When the shortness of breath and pneumonia occur, the virus will enter through the blood brain barrier and cause havoc on your apnea regions of the brain (breathing, heart beat, etc...) and will do damage to your lungs, kidneys, then finally liver. If you survive this, your overall lifespan on this planet will be shortened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 dude, fucking stop it with this shit. fucking fear mongering idiot... this thread is for the lulz you doom sayer. gtfo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entorwellian Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 It's not strength to deny; it's strength to give in. WATSS: We are the Super Spreaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted March 7, 2020 Author Share Posted March 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Entorwellian said: It's not strength to deny; it's strength to give in. WATSS: We are the Super Spreaders why give in depressed and crying in the shower when u can give in dancing ur ass off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 The first symptom of coronavirus is: you do not talk about coronavirus. The second symptom of coronavirus is: you do not talk about coronavirus. Third symptom of coronavirus: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the coronavirus is over. Fourth symptom of coronavirus: only two symptoms to a coronavirus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enthusiast Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Announce on social media with link to your gofundme campaign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 First sign is that you start to like the first 2 tracks from Squarepushers latest. And then, all of a sudden it hitsonu. You've got COVID-19-ed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dingformung Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Entorwellian said: The first two weeks you have coronavirus you have no symptoms at all, and during this time you can spread it very easily. This is why everyone is freaking out and why testing is failing at catching a lot of cases. Best case scenario: After 2 weeks you will get a dry cough and fever, possibly a runny nose, and a few days after it will turn to shortness of breath and pneumonia. During the next 3 days of the shortness of breath and pneumonia, you will feel like you will want to die. After the pneumonia and shortness of breath recides (another two weeks), you'll have a cough for a while longer. This is the best case scenario. Worst case scenario: When the shortness of breath and pneumonia occur, the virus will enter through the blood brain barrier and cause havoc on your apnea regions of the brain (breathing, heart beat, etc...) and will do damage to your lungs, kidneys, then finally liver. If you survive this, your overall lifespan on this planet will be shortened. You seem to be sincerely concerned by this and me telling you that fear weakens the immune system won't help with the fear, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychotronic Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Waking up without an erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Supporting an English football club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entorwellian Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 49 minutes ago, Psychotronic said: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 55 minutes ago, darreichungsform said: You seem to be sincerely concerned by this and me telling you that fear weakens the immune system won't help with the fear, I guess. I am very concerned about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooqpoo Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Confusion and panic buying random household items, especially toilet paper. Wearing odd head garments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 masturbating furiously just clicking around on excel empty cells while on the community train calling pedophiles to discogs sellers over using reaction emoticons on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Buying large amounts of much bread, noodles, or rice Adding videos to "Watch Later" or "My Saved" lists Using social media Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Insomnia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 22 minutes ago, Stickfigger said: Being a mean cunt online and being a sad cunt IRL …. =( I have coronavirus don't I? =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Waking up with swollen genitals in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/6/2020 at 9:28 PM, MIXL2 said: does anyone know??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 I hope it's not headaches and garlicky farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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