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This was a dough I had in the refrigerator for 5 days and it does wonders for the dough. It makes it slightly more crispy so the crust actually makes that crunchy sound when you fold the slice.

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San Marzano tomatoes with salt and pepper. Fresh mozzarella and parmigano-reggiano. Home grown basil. 5 day old dough. Crunchy yet soft. 

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I used to work in a pizza shop as a young teenager and it turned me off "supreme" pizzas. In some of those establishments you'll have a bench and on top of that bench is a series of bars that they make the pizzas on - ingredients in steel buckets in front . All the stuff that doesn't make it on to the pizza falls through the bars on to the bench which then should get wiped into the bin . Sometimes the boss guy would say "oi come stand here" .. the spot that he was asking me to occupy was the spot that would obscure vision from customers to his make space . He would then go "SUPREME" in a terribly offensive fake Italian accent and wipe all the shit on to the pizza , chuck a bit of cheese on it , cook it up and send it on out.

flol "SUPREME"

 

Funny, my younger cousin works at my favorite pizza chain Round Table, and he's kinda jaded like that as well, but this does not phase my appreciation for that place in the slightest. Of course, I'm a simple pepperoni and black olive kind of guy, so no supreme slime bucket slop for me.

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Why in the shit would anyone want to buy oprah brand pizza? 

 

What I mean is, what is the marketing schtick there? 

She's got that slice configured in the feeding position, it makes me want it. And the purple is working too.

 

 

Would you let her feed it to you?  :spiteful:

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Why in the shit would anyone want to buy oprah brand pizza? 

 

What I mean is, what is the marketing schtick there? 

She's got that slice configured in the feeding position, it makes me want it. And the purple is working too.

 

 

Would you let her feed it to you?  :spiteful:

 

Yeah, why not. Frozen pizza that's real, nutritious deliciousness. It probably makes your farts stink though...

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I used to work in a pizza shop as a young teenager and it turned me off "supreme" pizzas. In some of those establishments you'll have a bench and on top of that bench is a series of bars that they make the pizzas on - ingredients in steel buckets in front . All the stuff that doesn't make it on to the pizza falls through the bars on to the bench which then should get wiped into the bin . Sometimes the boss guy would say "oi come stand here" .. the spot that he was asking me to occupy was the spot that would obscure vision from customers to his make space . He would then go "SUPREME" in a terribly offensive fake Italian accent and wipe all the shit on to the pizza , chuck a bit of cheese on it , cook it up and send it on out.

 

what pizza chain was this?

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^re: Stick's story...first real job i had was at a local pizza place, had been born out of another local group of pizza places, anyway, the original place called their supreme pizza the "Sweep The Kitchen" and so like some of our older customers still called our version of it that. 

 

we never actually swept kitchen contents onto pizzas, before you ask. a few of the drivers did occasionally populate pizzas with the contents of their cars' floors though (to the customers who were shitty/never tipped/whatever), so i guess that's sorta similar? :)

 

^now I'm wondering how much (fake) Oprah porn is out there. I refuse to go hunting and find out.

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yeah there is  :biggrin:

lol thanks for doing the dirty work for me. 

 

Pretty sure I posted this in the Pineapple on Pizza thread but here it is now (it's a whole EP not just one song!):

 

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^now I'm wondering how much (fake) Oprah porn is out there. I refuse to go hunting and find out.

 

Hawaiian + jalapeños + chicken, + lobster + hollandaise sauce + ketchup + dill pickle + octopus + urchin roe + edamame + sriracha + fake Oprah porn + dijon mustard + arugula 

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^now I'm wondering how much (fake) Oprah porn is out there. I refuse to go hunting and find out.

 

Hawaiian + jalapeños + chicken, + lobster + hollandaise sauce + ketchup + dill pickle + octopus + urchin roe + edamame + sriracha + fake Oprah porn + dijon mustard + arugula 

 

I would eat

 

 

noodle pizza anyone?

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