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[gaarg]

Porco Rosso is probably the most romantic anime I have ever seen and probably one of the more touching stories anyhow.

[Candiru]

How can anybody get behind a movie with Daniel Craig? That dude is the worst form of mutant. Zero charm. His range as an actor consists of grimacing with an imminent bowl movement to roid rage expressions due to all the, you know, roids he takes?

 

He's also totally fucking ugly, which doesn't help.

 

When I watch Bond, I wanna Bond I could imagine fucking if I were about 80% more gay.

 

Michael Fassbender seems like he was born to play James Bond. Hopefully, he does.

[Guest Jimmy McMessageboard]

isn't fassbender too old already? next bond will be young, all francises are going young young young. shame because idris elba would be my choice for the next bond

[Guest Jimmy McMessageboard]

total recall (2012)

i was entertained. helped that i hadn't seen the original for years. found it odd that they changed the 3 boob line. wondering if colin farrell refused to say it or maybe they wanted to change the power balance of the phrase.

Edited March 4, 2013 by Jimmy McMessageboard

[Guest Mirezzi]

Fassbender has 9 years on Daniel Craig!

 

Besides, Bond isn't supposed to be young. I think 35-45 range is just right.

[Candiru]

Fassbender has 9 years on Daniel Craig!

 

Besides, Bond isn't supposed to be young. I think 35-45 range is just right.

 

But Daniel Craig looks older. Anyway, Bond shouldn't be a twentysomething boyscout, he should look like he knows what he's doing. Fassbender seems like he'd right up there with Sean Connery as far as Best Bonds Ever. I'm surprised no one agrees.

[Candiru]

Wait, you got that mixed up Craig is 9 years older. Fassbender is 35 actually. James Bond.

[Guest Mirezzi]

That's what I meant, I just got my sentence backward. I also think Fassbender would be the ideal age.

[AJW]

Pontypool 7/10

Old Joy 8/10

Liquid Sky 7/10

[Guest Jimmy McMessageboard]

i also saw underworld awakening. i love this series. it's not a guilty pleasure. i laugh at them AND enjoy them too. this one was pretty poor but i was forgiving. the amount of info dumps was staggering. and the film didnt really go anywhere except set up a sequel which i don't think will happen.

[Guest zaphod]

fassbender or clive owen would be ideal bonds.

[chim]

Think Like A Man - terrible

Avalon - brilliant

[Alcofribas]

wait, is fassbender actually gonna be bond? that would be fucking dope. i love that guy.

[lumpenprol]

not sure fassbender should stoop to being bond. He's too good for the franchise.

 

I just saw an article that hinted that Idris Elba was also in the running. That's be a trip, a black Bond. I'd watch it, loved him as Stringer Bell (though not so much since).

[dr lopez]

yeah.... he's kinda old now, and obvs it would focus on him being black and not being the next bond

[Alcofribas]

lol, how would it focus on him being black? like, shots of him watching Friday or some shit?

[lumpenprol]

haha :-)

 

he does seem older now, not sure why. He seems tired (at least he struck me as tired in Prometheus).

[Alcofribas]

i haven't seen him any better than stringer. can't picture him as bond, he just seems too chill.

[Guest zaphod]

i'd rather see an asian bond. tony leung or someone.

[lumpenprol]

I'd rather see a Bollywood bond

[eugene]

how about going full art-house and doing a bond without a bond-film ? like those "garfield without garfield" comics we had.

[lumpenprol]

Matt Damon will take over the franchise; the next film will be "James Bond: Bourne Again"

[Guest Adjective]

How about Steven Wright as Bond? The horrible one liners would have the same delivery but funny.

[Guest zaphod]

actually i'd rather not see another bond film again. skyfall was boring as fuck. the concept is boring as fuck. stop.

[lumpenprol]

it'd be cool if they created a bond who was sort of like a Robocop-Tetsuo Iron Man-Terminator mash-up, who was smooth with the ladies but would then drill them to death with his drill dick, and slaughter criminals and civilians indiscriminately with excessive force.