Most IDM 2016

[YangYing]

tiny or no dick

[doublename]

being teetotal, but smoking mass quantities of ganj

[Zephyr_Nova]

Runtime error messages

Automatic updates fucking up your computer/iphone

[doublename]

Leaving your socks on when you masturbate

[zkom]

Ordinary words that sound vaguely futuristic

[BCM]

changing your name to your name

[Richie Sombrero]

@genremasher

 

A bot that creates new musical subgenres

 

Resubscribing to Wire Magazine then reading weird reviews of micro-house.

[Candiru]

A huge disgusting mollusk that looks like 100 dead people mashed together with an octopus and it spreads a disease that will turn you into it.

[Boxus]

Superlatives

[doublename]

Taking supplements to increase your ejaculatory output even though no one will have sex with you.

[saltykraut]

Leaving your Christmas tree up til may

[YangYing]

pizza

[triachus]

Appreciating ambient music without getting way too overexcited about it

[Guest]

crying due to the aesthetics, intrinsic beauty of a particular technical concept.

[Soloman Tump]

All of Hollywood being devoured by The Great Cthulhu.

 

Then someone from the UK making a really good film about it.

[doublename]

Ratchet fights on the bus and subway.

[triachus]

Waiting until vaporwave is declared dead before actively listening to it.

[LimpyLoo]

Having a bump on your back that you scratch for weeks and weeks until one day you scratch so hard that you discover it's a TB-303

[YangYing]

Having a bump on your ass that you scratch for weeks and weeks until one day you scratch so hard that you discover it's a SH-101

[Zephyr_Nova]

2001 (the year, not the movie)

 

2001 Space Odyssey

[triachus]

Having a bumpy groove going on your MS-20 for weeks and weeks until one day you groove so hard you discover there is no MS-20 and you have been doing nothing but trying to push your philtrum deeper in with a phone connector

[Goiter Sanchez]

Heart Cancer.

[NI64]

Listening to an artists entire discography in a week and then acting like a longtime fan

[doublename]

yes^

[BCM]

hating music