dingformung Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Someone told me that eating oranges under the shower is the hottest shit in 2017 I mean all the stickiness from the fruit juice will instantly wash off from your hands and I view that as a good thing Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Don't eat where you shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Yes, now you can wank, shave, bathe and eat breakfast in the same spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Yes, now you can wank, shave, bathe and eat breakfast in the same spot. And drink beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Most 2-step garage 2017 nomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I usually eat breakfast in the shower, eggs mostly. I enjoy the sensation of egg washing off my skin edit: best thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I'm reading this as some sort of sexual innuendo with respect to Trump. Not good! Have you been talking to Russians lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Warrior Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I usually eat breakfast in the shower, eggs mostly. I enjoy the sensation of egg washing off my skin edit: best thread Are you joking? Because I genuinely genuinely eat 2 hard boiled eggs in the shower most mornings. I boil them the night before. Sounds mental but gives me an extra 5 mins in bed. Lifehack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 best post post post post rock band name 2017 eating oranges under the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubularCorporation Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Someone told me that eating oranges under the shower is the hottest shit in 2017 I mean all the stickiness from the fruit juice will instantly wash off from your hands and I view that as a good thing Discuss Have you ever dropped a sliced orange on the floor and rinsed it off? It loses a lot of flavor because the water washes away a fair amount of juice. Also if you're getting juice all over yourself eating an orange, you're doing it wrong. KIDS THESE DAYS. Beer in the shower, however, is always a good idea. Yes, now you can wank, shave, bathe and eat breakfast in the same spot Don't you have a bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 i always shave in bed too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dr lopez Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keanu reeves Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 i shit in bed while i'm asleep. when i wake up i'm covered in shit. work calls but i ignore that and sleep for a few days. eventually the electricity gets turned off and within a month i'm forcibly removed from my home and placed outside on the street. here's where things get really cool: at some point it will rain and i'll be clean again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lada Laika Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Shower beers I'm on board with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overand Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Orange in the shower, cantaloupe on the toilet, pomegranates while shaving. All in preparation for the grand finale... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 i shit in bed while i'm asleep. when i wake up i'm covered in shit. work calls but i ignore that and sleep for a few days. eventually the electricity gets turned off and within a month i'm forcibly removed from my home and placed outside on the street. here's where things get really cool: at some point it will rain and i'll be clean again. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 If you go diving and then eat fruit afterwards it tastes insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 How about using orange juice as shampoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 why isn't this thread in the boc subforum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 why isn't this thread pinned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Why isn't this thread locked for obvious NSFW content? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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