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Fast and Furious 9 (2021)


ManjuShri

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3 hours ago, Braintree said:

haha movie go vroom

*Universal pictures sitting beside you on the couch at the NYE afterparty, petting your shoulder* "Babe, hey, you look stressed out. i think we should go back to my room babe. i have some fil-uhms we can watch*

*You, leaning away, feeling cold even though the room is warm, grinding teeth* "No, I...I think I want to go home. None of this feels right...The tv said...things are still happening...I...I think people are still sick...I...

*Universal leans in closer, wrapping his arm around you. He's a rather portly gentleman with unkempt hair & a hamburglerian odour. his massive belly peeks out from below his stained t-shirt, hanging down over the wasteband of his sweatingpants* "Babe sshhh you need to just relax, come to my room, I have car films. vroom vrooom. vin diseal. remember how much fun we had last decade? vroom vroom. cars, lights, jokes, laughs

*You* I want to go home

*Univeral* cartoons. memes. humourous pictures. 

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loosely based on actual events

 

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