drillkicker Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 I just started the best job I've ever had. All I do is have fun with cool people, and get paid to do extremely easy work with a lot of downtime on the clock. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 21 minutes ago, drillkicker said: I just started the best job I've ever had. All I do is have fun with cool people, and get paid to do extremely easy work with a lot of downtime on the clock. does it make your butthole sore? srsly though congrats. glad you found a good gig. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, ignatius said: does it make your butthole sore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 On 6/12/2021 at 12:24 PM, user said: Through coincidence I’ve found that it’s a lot easier for me to control the severe road rage I suffer during my daily commute by bicycle if I’m not listening to any music and also not wearing headphones. I’m not entirely sure why this is but it means a lot to me because every time I scream at another person part of me also dies a little. Could it be because you’re more focused on the ride and your surroundings, thus more easily able to avoid the number of complete idiots on the road, causing fewer situations where your life is at risk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 My exercise machine, elliptical, broke down and I received the part in the mail. Pretty easily repaired. It was like a roller thing basically like changing wheels on a skateboard. Pretty proud of myself but also a bit of self doubt that I did it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 (edited) I went on to some guy's tik tok live and he was eating cereal. I say, "captain crunch?". He actually was eating captain crunch and he showed me the box. He asked how I knew and I told him I heard the crunch. Funniest shit ever. Lmao. Edited June 17, 2021 by yekker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 picked up some clothes up off the floor and a MASSIVE spider ran out and i caught it after a few minutes of chasing it and it's now trapped in a glass on my desk browsing watmm with me then i will kill it in a really horrible way. the spider told me to farnsworth react the post below this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wunderbar Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, milkface said: picked up some clothes up off the floor and a MASSIVE spider ran out and i caught it after a few minutes of chasing it and it's now trapped in a glass on my desk browsing watmm with me then i will kill it in a really horrible way. the spider told me to farnsworth react the post below this what do the react emojis fransworth and burger even mean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Wunderbar said: what do the react emojis fransworth and burger even mean. the spider reckons its sorta an expression of bewilderment or confusion or if something is kinda silly. i sort of agree but it might be high off of the deoderant fumes i've just hotboxed the glass with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 ฉันเป็นมนุษย์ ฉันคือปีศาจ ฉันคือพระเจ้า. ฉันเป็นเทคโนโลยี ฉันเป็นละอองดาว ฉันเป็นสภาพอากาศ ฉันเป็นพายุ ฉันเป็นพายุ ฉันเป็นคนดูดขอบคุณ ฉันอยู่ที่นั่นเสมอ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 2 hours ago, milkface said: picked up some clothes up off the floor and a MASSIVE spider ran out and i caught it after a few minutes of chasing it and it's now trapped in a glass on my desk browsing watmm with me then i will kill it in a really horrible way. the spider told me to farnsworth react the post below this why kill? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 2 hours ago, luke viia said: why kill? spiders are absolutely vile and need to be crushed on sight 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 5 hours ago, milkface said: picked up some clothes up off the floor and a MASSIVE spider ran out and i caught it after a few minutes of chasing it and it's now trapped in a glass on my desk browsing watmm with me then i will kill it in a really horrible way. the spider told me to farnsworth react the post below this I did the glass thing before and left it for about a week. When I picked it up the spider immediately ran and scared the crap out of me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 they should sell pinatas full of thousands of spiders it'd be pretty funny 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 15 hours ago, Cryptowen said: they should sell panties full of thousands of spiders it'd be pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 It'd be pretty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 I was going to Google an image for that but then after a few seconds of thinking changed my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 On 6/18/2021 at 6:21 PM, yekker said: I did the glass thing before and left it for about a week. When I picked it up the spider immediately ran and scared the crap out of me. Spiders are extremely efficient animals. They're like sharks in that they use the bare minimum energy to stay alive in between meals, allowing them to chill for unbelievable amounts of time with no food. That spider has probably gone longer than a week with no food before. This is part of why spiders are fucking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Spiders are fucking disgusting, but I would never kill one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 My friend is finally coming around to listening to electronic music. I've always played him stuff in the past and he has never shown much interest. Now he's listening to warp stuff a bit and I'm kinda pushing him in different directions. The main goal is to get him into aphex twin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 28 minutes ago, yekker said: My friend is finally coming around to listening to electronic music. I've always played him stuff in the past and he has never shown much interest. Now he's listening to warp stuff a bit and I'm kinda pushing him in different directions. The main goal is to get him into aphex twin But aphex twin is just there to prepare you for autechre 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 hour ago, drillkicker said: But aphex twin is just there to prepare you for autechre Lol. I say that because Aphex Twin is my favorite musician but that would be cool... it's possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 I made a big-ass pot of cowboy beans to share for lunch at work and everybody loved it, even the conservative types. It was also my first time making it. Ironic, considering I generally prefer a Japanese/Korean palate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 I'm drunk and so are the drinks. You think about it, you'll see that's true. The drinks are drunk and I'm a lout. I went to school but now I flunked out. I've lost my job and so has everyone else. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Just landed myself a job at my local pub to help fund my third university year abroad in France starting this September!!! Not a success but just a random additional thing - some new neighbours moved in and their 5 year old daughter is so adorable! I was chilling outside last Thursday and she came up to me and told me all about her day at school, what she had for lunch that day, what she was going to have for lunch on friday (fish and chips), that her friend went home because she hit her head in the playground, that her friend has a boyfriend, what lessons she had that day. It was so cute but I was trying so hard not to laugh cause she just wouldn't stop talking. Made me miss being a kid myself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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