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What I thought was a stubborn bit of snot over the last few days turned out to be a large blackhead inside my nostril.

Watching it rise majestically in a stout column of matter from the flesh interface of my nostril lining when I found the right angle to apply pressure was glorious.

Sounds like you didn't need a comedone extractor then. Or a mollusc there to lick it, for that matter.

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What I thought was a stubborn bit of snot over the last few days turned out to be a large blackhead inside my nostril.

Watching it rise majestically in a stout column of matter from the flesh interface of my nostril lining when I found the right angle to apply pressure was glorious.

Man, I am jealous of the dopamine surge that transpired post-squeeze. You have what I'll never have.

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What I thought was a stubborn bit of snot over the last few days turned out to be a large blackhead inside my nostril.

Watching it rise majestically in a stout column of matter from the flesh interface of my nostril lining when I found the right angle to apply pressure was glorious.

lol gross

 

but i would find that immensely satisfying as well.

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managed to get a hookup on a website

 

tmi? iunno

 

crazy stuff

 

edit: where do i hand in my idm card

 

My domain host has been a pain in the fucking ass. So I would consider it a success that I haven't murdered anyone yet.

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Comgrapts Squee and Luke

I'm currently house-sitting and the cat started meowing loudly. I asked her what was wrong, and she literally muttered "I 'nno." and walked away.

This is also the first time I intentiaonally posted a FWP in an FWS thread

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