Danny O Flannagin Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Spiral: So, uh...you're into butts? Girl666: Yeah, totes big fan of pegging. You? Spiral: Yeah, I get bummed out Send her over my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Spiral: So, uh...you're into butts? Girl666: Yeah, totes big fan of pegging. You? Spiral: Yeah, I get bummed out Send her over my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I'm in the interminable hell of online dating atm, don't recommendI thought it went: 1. post picture on grindr/happn. 2. put penis in orifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Well, date got rearranged. She messaged me Sunday morning saying she was out at her sister's in London over Fri-Sat and was just wearing heels so had a damn huge cankle. Thought at first it was her just not wanting to come but she was the one who first showed interest, so maybe it's all good. It's now gonna be on Friday, which I reckon I prefer. More of a want to drink for everyone involved than a Sunday. I promise not to talk about WATMM. Have a mate who went on quite a few dates from match.com. He was saying most people seemed kinda boring, but maybe that's just an opinion that can't be trusted, idk. Doesn't sound like the greatest experience but I do know a couple of folks who have had great success (marriage) dating online. Good luck with the hipster date spiral, hope the butt suits you well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fumi Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Wow. Do any of you old timer WATMM guys remember the legendary 'Alison' thread? It was before the 2005 crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Might get a place & job as a caretaker on a WA park, cute little cottage on a hill in the forest, overlooking the water, 20 min from work, $500/month (!!!). I'd be responsible for opening & closing the gate and kicking out drunk teenagers. Can do. Which park? Sounds like Golden Gardens or Discovery or one of the Magnolia parks. Either way - That's fuckin' awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I'm in the interminable hell of online dating atm, don't recommendI thought it went: 1. post picture on grindr/happn. 2. put penis in orifice. Yeah that's what my 40-50yr old internet illiterate work colleagues think too. They've been grilling me for my mad pussy on electronic tap knowledge Good luck with the hipster date spiral, hope the butt suits you well. Well, I have an actual FWS to report. Last night I arranged to go for a drink with some 40yr old Hackney hipster woman. Today around 16:00 I get a text from a girl I really liked who, two weeks ago, told me her mother was here from Brazil and could she get back to me in two weeks? I totally assumed this was some excuse because she met someone else or something. So she asks if I'm free this evening and do I like stand up comedy. I text hipster woman and cancel. Me and lovely brazilian girl go and see Harry Hill and Stewart Lee in Union Chapel. Was lush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 But did she peg you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claudius t Ansuulim Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 was catching th cold, but i killed tht fucking beast! i'm an bad virus killer mf! Way to go Redruth! I hear Vitamin C is good to keep the ol' immune system online, had the sniffles m'self over the past few days, drinking apple juice now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I did not dead tonight, although I have no reason to dead. I think that's good. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 But did she peg you? What would she think of me if I put out on a first date? In a church of all places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Might get a place & job as a caretaker on a WA park, cute little cottage on a hill in the forest, overlooking the water, 20 min from work, $500/month (!!!). I'd be responsible for opening & closing the gate and kicking out drunk teenagers. Can do. That sounds just too awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I'm in the interminable hell of online dating atm, don't recommendI thought it went: 1. post picture on grindr/happn. 2. put penis in orifice. Yeah that's what my 40-50yr old internet illiterate work colleagues think too. They've been grilling me for my mad pussy on electronic tap knowledge Good luck with the hipster date spiral, hope the butt suits you well. Well, I have an actual FWS to report. Last night I arranged to go for a drink with some 40yr old Hackney hipster woman. Today around 16:00 I get a text from a girl I really liked who, two weeks ago, told me her mother was here from Brazil and could she get back to me in two weeks? I totally assumed this was some excuse because she met someone else or something. So she asks if I'm free this evening and do I like stand up comedy. I text hipster woman and cancel. Me and lovely brazilian girl go and see Harry Hill and Stewart Lee in Union Chapel. Was lush. 1.Thank! 2.Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Online dating is just two people trying to convince each other that they're not murderers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 hired for a temporary full time job in a ridiculous art/film project, doing "experiments". doesn't pay very well but it's a once-in-lifetime proper freak experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 (edited) some of my work was recently featured in a news video by the American Institute of Physics! Edited September 21, 2017 by Charles Nelson Reilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 finally figured out what i want from life, and it means moving 100s of miles away from London. WINNING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 well, don't leave us hanging... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echolalia Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Inverness? Possibly heading that way meself soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 finally figured out what i want from life, and it means moving 100s of miles away from London. WINNING!!! well done :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 finally figured out what i want from life, and it means moving 100s of miles away from London. WINNING!!! Good deal. TBH if I ever make an England visit I'd have much more interest in the north (esp. Manc or Blackpool) than London. No offense to Londoners, but just seems like an unhappy concrete jungle from what I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 She gon' b raising sheep and making artisan sheep cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 A supermarket has taken over an empty building very very close to my flat--less than a minute walk away--which means my weekend walks to the supermarkets much farther away are a thing of the past. Whoop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 She gon' b raising sheep and making artisan sheep cheese. tis th life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 to a beautiful place in the country (kinda)... Glasgow. Gonna be going to check it out soon. want to go hiking, riding and snowboarding on the weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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