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Saw a chameleon after 20 years of living in this god forsaken town and pointlessly roaming the woods hoping to run into one. Ironically I found it on the middle of the road I pass through every single day on my way to class. Tried to catch it but it was obviously scared and I didn't want to stress him, so I just hushed him out of the road. I hope he doesn't get ran over... Couldn't take pictures but it was 2cute

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I sent an email to my professor asking to meet and discuss about continuing my studies after a 2 year absence due to depression and health problems. Will meet tomorrow. Big step to get some structure in my life. Dunno what will happen, but at least it's something.

Excellent. I like this.

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i have one word for you "electrocution"

 

and hey, you might learn something...

 

..."electrocation?"

 

 

*says weird twee thing and then scuttles off a la Delet*

 

 

Limpy you are adorable.... and unfortunately unintelligible. Say wut now?

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i have one word for you "electrocution"

 

and hey, you might learn something...

 

..."electrocation?"

 

 

*says weird twee thing and then scuttles off a la Delet*

 

 

Limpy you are adorable.... and unfortunately unintelligible. Say wut now?

 

 

it's a cross between electrocution and education

 

I've been working on my Delet impression lately

where you come into a thread, add a crazy-yet-cute non-sequitor

and then leave with stage directions

 

*slumps away in failure*

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Classic. If they're still like they were when I saw them, ear plugs are recommended.

I saw them last year and they weren't that loud at all. Pretty quiet for the band that invented drone metal.

 

 

They must have mellowed then.

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It could also be the fact that the band I saw most recently before Earth was Swans. That would have an effect on how I remember it. They definitely weren't as loud as the Devin Townsend show I saw just a couple of months later, though.

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i have one word for you "electrocution"

 

and hey, you might learn something...

 

..."electrocation?"

 

 

*says weird twee thing and then scuttles off a la Delet*

 

 

Limpy you are adorable.... and unfortunately unintelligible. Say wut now?

 

 

it's pretty knobvious,

 

/scuttles off

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i have one word for you "electrocution"

and hey, you might learn something...

 

..."electrocation?"

 

 

*says weird twee thing and then scuttles off a la Delet*

Limpy you are adorable.... and unfortunately unintelligible. Say wut now?

it's a cross between electrocution and education

 

I've been working on my Delet impression lately

where you come into a thread, add a crazy-yet-cute non-sequitor

and then leave with stage directions

 

*slumps away in failure*

Oh I get it, are you perhaps mini Delet?

 

*puts little finger to mouth and zips off in a retro motorised Chair*

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Classic. If they're still like they were when I saw them, ear plugs are recommended.

 

Yeah, I plan on bringing some ear plugs. I've been told they're loud as fuck live, but I can't wait to feel those tones.

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i have one word for you "electrocution"

and hey, you might learn something...

 

..."electrocation?"

 

 

*says weird twee thing and then scuttles off a la Delet*

Limpy you are adorable.... and unfortunately unintelligible. Say wut now?

it's a cross between electrocution and education

 

I've been working on my Delet impression lately

where you come into a thread, add a crazy-yet-cute non-sequitor

and then leave with stage directions

 

*slumps away in failure*

Oh I get it, are you perhaps mini Delet?

 

*puts little finger to mouth and zips off in a retro motorised Chair*

 

 

perhaps hunchback dleet, it'll be like the flanderisiz, there'll be one of every flavour, professor of egyptology delet, roundabout construction engineer delet, astronaut delet, rodeo delet, mosasaur delet, praying mantis delet, cabbage delet and perhaps even harry potter delet (the ultimate wand sequitur).

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I have two new roommates about to move in and one is a girl that seems to be quite affectionate and like she wants to blow me all the time tbqh

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I have two new roommates about to move in and one is a girl that seems to be quite affectionate and like she wants to blow me all the time tbqh

Good on her.

keep us posted on that, candiru

 

Make sure to give us the blow by blow

 

 

*unfolds a magic umbrella and flies off into the night*

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I have two new roommates about to move in and one is a girl that seems to be quite affectionate and like she wants to blow me all the time tbqh

 

how does someone look at you like she wants to blow you? does she stare are your groin licking her lips? explain yourself.

 

I succesfully ated a BROCCOLU with my EYES.

 

how is this even possible? do you mean you looked at it? looking at it isn't the same thing (please see above).

 

*scoots out of thread on a IO Hawk mini segway*

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*scoots out of thread on a IO Hawk mini segway*

 

 

*googles*

 

!!!

 

So that's what those things are that I keep seeing cunts wheeling about on the last few weeks.

 

 

oh god, don't get me started. never in my life have i wanted so much to go and push over a complete stranger for no reason.

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