Michael Bay lolol

[Guest]

http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/6/5281542/watch-michael-bay-melt-down-onstage-at-ces

 

this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. the world isn't all bad.

[logakght]

lol pathetic

[Guest]

it's worth scrolling at the comments....

such as this one:

 

 

"meanwhile at apple"

 

snot is ejecting from my nose because lol tbh.

[chassis]

That was winging it? Fuckin hell.

[lumpenprol]

he meant winging it in the sense of Icarus

[chassis]

Looked more like those monkeys in the wizard of oz

[jeremymacgregor87]

Really shows how contrived these demos are

[Ivan Ooze]

i'm gonna smoke this huge spliff,all by myself just before i'm gonna do some shit for samsung on stage

[Guest A/D]

welp it got more press than it would have otherwise, that's for sure

[doublename]

I'm having flashbacks. Horrific.

[Guest zaphod]

he'd fit right in here

[chassis]

welp it got more press than it would have otherwise, that's for sure

PR stunt

[goDel]

I was hoping the cognitive dissonance got too much for him. All this talk about how Hollywood creates these fantastic universes and how he wants to take his audience on some emotional ride. Really? He made those transformers flicks, right?

 

Maybe, just maybe, the feeling that he sold his soul to the devil was what drove him off stage.

 

 

Or the teleprompter didnt work properly... :/

[roasty]

His movies rely more on technology that actual storytelling. That's what makes this so poetic: take away his teleprompter, and he's got nothing to deliver to the audience

[Squee]

 

They should have had Tom Hanks.

[Friendly Foil]

Poor dude.

[Guest]

Implosion.

[MadameChaos]

he's lucky it didn't explode like in one of his movies.

[roasty]

he's lucky it didn't explode like in one of his movies.

 

there's a gif of this floating about already

[roasty]

[MadameChaos]

lol! brilliant.

[patternoverlap]

The curve, remember the curve.

[roasty]

I want to watch this again on a Samsung curved TV for maximum emotional response

[Guest jasondonervan]

That was winging it? Fuckin hell.

 

Winging it

 

[BOCfan]

This is just painful, it's the the kind of shit that would haunt me if I was in the position where I had to hop up on stage and wax lyrical about a product I couldn't care less about.

 

He's a hack, but I do feel kind of sorry for him.