DJ Khaled

[Npoess]

This guy is fucking hilarious

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ao7LpSIL7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17B9NGk1LHI

 

Edited February 16, 2015 by Npoess

[KovalainenFanBoy]

I'm nothing but jealous of this guy tbh

 

I'd retain my body over his though

[Npoess]

You smart.

 

This thread was made out of pure jealousy btw.

Edited February 15, 2015 by Npoess

[chim]

Is he suffering in the buddhist sense of unsatisfactoriness in fleeting things, or is he suffering from heart disease & RSI from signing too many contracts?

[Cryptowen]

i thought this guy died, like, a year ago

[Danny O Flannagin]

DJ Khaled is like a shitty character you'd meet in a GTA game

[Perezvon]

DJ Khaled is like a shitty character you'd meet in a GTA game

[Bechuga]

Is there something wrong with his eyes? They're always closed.

[Squee]

"On the phone with the owner of iTunes"

 

What?

[chassis]

That "You so smart" video made me uncomfortable and I can't tell exactly why.

[Guest]

[caze]

That "You so smart" video made me uncomfortable and I can't tell exactly why.

 

congratulations, you're not a terrible human being.

[entropi]

"SAY MY NAME......

 

Timid voice: DCHAY KALIT

SAY MY NAM

 

DCHAY KALIT

 

U SMOT"

 

epic.

"buy yo momma a house, buy yo dog a house, buy yo house a house." :D

[sergeantk]

DJ Khaled is like a shitty character you'd meet in a GTA game

lol

[manmower]

U SMOT is pretty bad but that other video with him celebrating his "#1" record takes it to another level, holy shit.

[skotosa]

Never heard of this guy until now. How is so rich and famous?

[KovalainenFanBoy]

One of the videos in the OP shows this fucking whale of a man fucking a poor girl doesn't it

 

I don't wanna watch that again

[andihow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJXbP3i-4BM#t=37

[awepittance]

if this guy is doing a long-con type of thing and is a performance artist pretending to be this character, he's a genius

[Audioblysk]

if this guy is doing a long-con type of thing and is a performance artist pretending to be this character, he's a genius

 

I think on some level, most rappers, characters and celebrities are aware of what they are doing and do so to garner image and attention (i.e. money) How much of a degree of control and awareness of their loss of soul is the factor I think is more varied in the real crazies vs. con artists.

 

On the other hand, this dude (or his public persona) is a total twat who looks like he needs an Excedrin on each of his album covers.

[Hoodie]

i thought this guy died, like, a year ago

 

probably thinking of dj rashad, who actually had talent unlike this fuck knuckle

[ambermonk]

 

i thought this guy died, like, a year ago

 

probably thinking of dj rashad, who actually had talent unlike this fuck knuckle

 

Yes. I listened to Double Cup a couple days ago and was thinking "damn he died like a year ago didn't he"

 

That "You Smart" vid was hard to watch, when he was laying down bundles of benjimans for that bimbo, like a father handing a child weekly allowance. All that money could be spent on more charitable things like helping the disabled, funding humanitarian aid for refugees, etc.

[bubbhasdance]

dj rashad :( rip forever

[Guest cult fiction]

get yo belly health right

[Npoess]

DJ Khaled is like a shitty character you'd meet in a GTA game

 

Nailed it