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lol at CNN breaking news headline saying the book implies he is unfit for office...as if this book is the holy Grail confirming what every rational person on the planet already knew

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The fact that I didn't realize that was fake until the end is evidence enough that we need to impeach

 

(...it's fake, right...?)

 

 

yeah.. the thread is pretty funny..  people saying just what you said 

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I'm really starting to think we're gonna wake up one morning soon and Mueller is going to be fired, and Trump will actually have a revolt from Republicans/some of his base, and he'll just resign.

 

Or he'll just have a heart attack and die in his sleep.

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Peter Alexander is tweeting snippets from the book, btw.

 

I really want to see a before pic now - i wonder if the russians have one

 

he must look a bit like hulk hogan from that description

 

this is all very lol, sounds like the whitehouse was brimful of stupid arseholes who all hate eachother, all scrambling over eachother to influence the ur-arsehole

i hope it all gets very backstabby

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Peter Alexander is tweeting snippets from the book, btw.

 

I really want to see a before pic now - i wonder if the russians have one

 

he must look a bit like hulk hogan from that description

 

this is all very lol, sounds like the whitehouse was brimful of stupid arseholes who all hate eachother, all scrambling over eachother to influence the ur-arsehole

i hope it all gets very backstabby

 

Merkin maintenance.

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I was waiting for more indictments, but this book is such a nice little surprise that just appeared solely to fuck Trump's life up and that is great.

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I was waiting for more indictments, but this book is such a nice little surprise that just appeared solely to fuck Trump's life up and that is great.

Yeah looks like Christmas was just a bit late. And it's not too late for more indictments, either, right?
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9781682615225_p0_v1_s550x406.jpg

 

In the year 2016, with a hop, skip and jump,
A candidate stormed the stage: A bunny named Thump!

 

His goal is nothing less than to become President
And to make America great for each resident!

 

But his campaign trail is fraught with challenge and peril,
Attacked on all sides by fiends ferocious and feral!

 

There are traitors and crooks and old establishment guard
And rabid media watchdogs unchained from their yard!

 

Will the winningest of bunnies take his greatest stand
And find his way to the highest office in the land?

 

http://posthillpress.com/book/thump-the-first-bundred-days

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A glorious tweet :)

 

 

People not familiar with John Dean: during Watergate he was to Richard Nixon what Flynn is to Trump in Russiagate. Including the flipping.

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In case anyone was wondering, here's the original

https://www.theonion.com/bush-regales-dinner-guests-with-impromptu-oratory-on-vi-1819567929

 

Also, copypasting this was a bit lazy ;)

"You have to remember I'm a bit of a farm boy myself," chuckled Trump, referring to his 1,600-acre ranch in Crawford, TX.

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