ignatius Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 i should get off the internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 i should get off the internets (not you, I mean, me too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 there's a plumber here all day replacing old pipes.. so, i think if i order a pizza and go hide in the closet a porn might happen.. but there's a lot of variables to consider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) I grow chest hair at an alarming rate Edited April 11, 2018 by Bulk VanderHooj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Spring is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 up here in southern sweden we had 20 degrees today from snow last week.. weather is fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 It rained so hard on my drive home from work that I had to go less than 20mph on the highway. I could barely see the car in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Yesterday I splashed hot (vegetable) oil on myself whilst frying chebureki at work, and then I realized it was Friday the 13th.Superstition confirmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 I like driving in thick fog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 Thicc fog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 My favorite underwear is too warm for this weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) Since I stopped taking drugs (yeah yeah yeah apart from beer) I've turned into a right fucking boring cunt yes I feel one with nature, yes I can remember loads more stuff I did from way-back-when, yes I no longer want to kill myself (that's probably the deal breaker), yes I awake 10 minutes before my alarm rings at 4.30am, yes I can now run for half an hour at full pace without really struggling, yes I can cycle my bike all day long up a hill without breaking a sweat, yes I read more books, yes I have lots more money in my savings account, yes I am no longer some fucking rat-scroat drug dealers bitch, yes I can do 50 press-ups, yes my family think I am once again a good, responsible person And yes I am a total fucking boring cunt. One on the most boring fucking cunts at work turned round to me the other day and laughed and called me boring cunt. You know what? the cunt is well right. I'm not joking mate Boring Beerwolf over and out Edited April 14, 2018 by beerwolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Since I stopped taking drugs (yeah yeah yeah apart from beer) I've turned into a right fucking boring cunt yes I feel one with nature, yes I can remember loads more stuff I did from way-back-when, yes I no longer want to kill myself (that's probably the deal breaker), yes I awake 10 minutes before my alarm rings at 4.30am, yes I can now run for half an hour at full pace without really struggling, yes I can cycle my bike all day long up a hill without breaking a sweat, yes I read more books, yes I have lots more money in my savings account, yes I am no longer some fucking rat-scroat drug dealers bitch, yes I can do 50 press-ups, yes my family think I am once again a good, responsible person And yes I am a total fucking boring cunt. One on the most boring fucking cunts at work turned round to me the other day and laughed and called me boring cunt. You know what? the cunt is well right. I'm not joking mate Boring Beerwolf over and out boring in what sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) beerboss seems pretty exciting to me tbh. And fuck judgemental people calling anyone else boring. Edited April 14, 2018 by Bulk VanderHooj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share Posted April 22, 2018 How come dogs & cats don’t have belly buttons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 How come dogs & cats don’t have belly buttons? Like all mammals cats & dogs are nourished through an umbilical cord as embryos. That means also cats & dogs have a belly button. But it is much smaller than those of humans and hidden under fur but even if the cat or the dog wouldn't have any fur it would be hardly visible. Only primates like humans or monkeys have a clearly visible belly button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share Posted April 22, 2018 Don’t suppose you’ve got a photo of a chimps belly button on your hard drive have ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavinsky Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 i have 5 fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Don’t suppose you’ve got a photo of a chimps belly button on your hard drive have ya? That's a very personal question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Since I stopped taking drugs (yeah yeah yeah apart from beer) I've turned into a right fucking boring cunt yes I feel one with nature, yes I can remember loads more stuff I did from way-back-when, yes I no longer want to kill myself (that's probably the deal breaker), yes I awake 10 minutes before my alarm rings at 4.30am, yes I can now run for half an hour at full pace without really struggling, yes I can cycle my bike all day long up a hill without breaking a sweat, yes I read more books, yes I have lots more money in my savings account, yes I am no longer some fucking rat-scroat drug dealers bitch, yes I can do 50 press-ups, yes my family think I am once again a good, responsible person And yes I am a total fucking boring cunt. One on the most boring fucking cunts at work turned round to me the other day and laughed and called me boring cunt. You know what? the cunt is well right. I'm not joking mate Boring Beerwolf over and out In my experience people who are bored easily are boring. Are you bored? If not you are most likely not boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 i have 5 fingers You lost a hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 i have 5 fingers You lost a hand? Or he has no hands at all and his fingers grow on his forehead or out of his nipples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 This is what Bill Hicks meant all the time. I can understand it's wholesome, and technically well-executed but for the love of god-- marketing campaigns. Talented people using their talent to play with other people's minds. All the time, everywhere, tricks. You think it's something, but it's a whole another thing really. Years of such practice settled into our brains, and now people are marketing themselves to others. Everything is becoming a bargain. Even love. Satan's little helpers, piff just look at this Spotify campaign. Remove the logo and you get a quite decent tribute to a great artist. Are people incapable of doing such things from their harts, like, just because you wish to remember someone who brought joy into your life? No, you must remember, brought to you by Spotify. Because only if we make money from it, we will cherish your memories and bring culture to your dull lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 ^yup. Think about that shit all the time, Hicks hit the nail on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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