vertsk8er419 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 why visine gotta be in the furthest corner of the damn CONVENIENCE store bruh, like y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 When I was away on a work assignment, a coworker told me his girlfriend wanted another baby, but to make sure it was a girl. She had a theory that if you save up your load for a bit so that it’s thick and plentiful it will make a boy. Thinner viscosity after frequent usage creates a girl. Sounds scientifical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 cops pulled a kids body from the pond in front of my house earlier today Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 he was trying to fish out that opn lp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) he was trying to fish out that opn lp lolol oof cops pulled a kids body from the pond in front of my house earlier today Jesus... much younger than Jesus unfortunately. The EMTs were doing chest compressions and CPR etc so there's a chance he maybe lived? No update in the news yet. I can't imagine the kid made it - from what I understand a few people passing by saw him floating about, and pulled him out and called the cops right away. Sounds like the poor kid was in there for a bit. Some poor parents lives just got fistfcked yesterday, rlly sad. Edited June 30, 2018 by Bulk VanderHooj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Horrible. Definitely a contender for watmm most grim personal(ish) anecdote 2018. Is the pond literally in your front yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Is the pond literally in your front yard? Almost yeah - my front lawn + 2 lanes of traffic and then the pond. =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Damn. Also, darkest lol 2018: he was trying to fish out that opn lp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 A few years ago, a dismembered corpse was left in a hockey bag behind the building I was working in. In an area with lots of foot traffic too. The rest of the body was left in the lobby of an apartment building across the street, where the murderer lived. It’s also right down the street from a police station so he was caught like instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echolalia Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Whatever happened to that canadian mall corpse? Didn't the fella sneak into the women's toilets or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) Whatever happened to that canadian mall corpse? Didn't the fella sneak into the women's toilets or something? Yeah - that was here where I live (Calgary). Eventually it was just ruled "accidental" with no further explanation. I figure he was either trying to setup cameras in the womens washrooms, or he was trying to hide so he could rob some stores after close? He basically got trapped between two walls I guess. Edited June 30, 2018 by Bulk VanderHooj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Police confirmed today the boy died =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Police confirmed today the boy died =( Damn :\ I guess the kid was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) RI(Pond) All (too soon, tasteless) jokes aside, really sad. Only 5 years old and probably wandered out the back gate (you can see from the houses in that pic, most have low chain link gates that would be really easy for a kid to open). All it takes is a few minutes I guess. When I have a kid I'm going to be anxious as hell about everything I think. Edited June 30, 2018 by Bulk VanderHooj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 i thought abbie hoffman was a woman until just now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 i thought abbie hoffman was a woman until just now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Police confirmed today the boy died =( RIP little canadian boy. the world can be a very sad place, frequently. (sincere) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 love & all that hippy bollix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Do you think the Queen of England ever smoked pot or took lsd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 the queen of england subsists on the blood of children, the bones are evidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Picky eaters... this is usually the sign of some deep character flaw or personality disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 that moment when confield first made sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 has anyone listened to confield in a cornfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Picky eaters... this is usually the sign of some deep character flaw or personality disorder. People that are spoiled, wasteful, and used to having a million options? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Picky eaters... this is usually the sign of some deep character flaw or personality disorder. People that are spoiled, wasteful, and used to having a million options? naw man, i have advanced taste buds, vegetables are mostly gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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