iococoi Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Stickfigger said: make your dreams a reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 On 12/17/2019 at 11:46 AM, Salvatorin said: is wakanda real? According to the US government it is! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50849559 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 On 12/18/2019 at 1:48 PM, darreichungsform said: Okay, then I was the one who misunderstood. My bad. Did I hurt religious feelings? If so, good, because this religion, especially in its more dogmatic forms, has suppressed and stigmatized so many people that it's only fair to poke fun at it. This is secular morality at its best. The ideology that everything must be destroyed and all people are deserving of condemnation except for you. Thank you for enlightening all of us with your spotless perfection, we are all in awe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Why don't you go fuck a nun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 And just like that another smartypants thread was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 ^ 4 was predicted by Stepheng but of course watmm overacheived and got to it in just 3 On 12/17/2019 at 5:42 PM, auxien said: hey WATMMopedia: how long before this devolves into a smartypants thread? On 12/17/2019 at 5:47 PM, StephenG said: precisely 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 I tried lol. My star-reading is a bit rusty these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 i have a business installing styrofoam nuns fuck a fruitbasket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 back in the days nurses were nuns and vice versa also, my grandma was a pharmacist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 >>> nuns don’t have sex, ever... that’s why ppl call woman-halfpriests ‘nuns’! Every time someone would ask them: “yo! how’s it going? had any luck lately?”, they’d answer: “naah, nun!” ...every-single-time!!! Apparently nobody wanted to have sex with them in the early days. So ppl eventually stopped asking that and just called them ’nuns’ #sadbuttrue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 100% agree that homeliness and nunnery are in direct correlation, tho that anecdote is pure bollix, wimmins don't talk lie that w/ each other. #sadbutt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Might be a repost, but extremely relevant and educational WARNING: Contains nuns and nurses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 I'm a registered nerd. I used to be an indentured nerd. A nerd that wear dentures. Then I got some real teeth a bit society back super hard. Now I can nerd with reckless abandon and ain't nobody gon' fuck wit me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted December 20, 2019 Author Share Posted December 20, 2019 5 hours ago, xox said: >>> nuns don’t have sex, ever... that’s why ppl call woman-halfpriests ‘nuns’! Every time someone would ask them: “yo! how’s been going? had any luck lately?”, they’d answer: “naah, nun!” ...every-single-time!!! Apparently nobody wanted to have sex with them in the early days. So ppl eventually stopped asking that and just called them ’nuns’ #sadbuttrue These are the kinds of facts I'm looking for. #thread validation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Where do all the nuns in the nun porn then come from? Explain me this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 me: “had any luck lately, sweet girl?” nun: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 21 hours ago, zkom said: Where do all the nuns in the nun porn then come from? Explain me this. The vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Gocab said: The vagina Oh yes, everything is made in China, except for babies. They are made by a man and a woman having sex and then the woman giving a birth. Except for some artificial insemination cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 “nuns indeed are replicants” - book of nexus, chapter 13, verse 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Nuns know how to throw that ass in a circle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted December 22, 2019 Author Share Posted December 22, 2019 I'm liking where this thread is heading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 On 12/19/2019 at 9:20 PM, xox said: >>> nuns don’t have sex, ever... that’s why ppl call woman-halfpriests ‘nuns’! Every time someone would ask them: “yo! how’s it going? had any luck lately?”, they’d answer: “naah, nun!” ...every-single-time!!! Apparently nobody wanted to have sex with them in the early days. So ppl eventually stopped asking that and just called them ’nuns’ #sadbuttrue Actually, what happened much more often in ye olde days was that pious women tried to become nuns but were forced into arranged marriages by their families. St. Matrona of Constantinople actually ran away from her abusive husband to become a nun and eventually became a renowned abbess who started multiple monastic communities throughout North Africa, the Middle East, and Greece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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