Jump to content
IGNORED

A few films recently watched.


Guest Mirezzi

Recommended Posts

Knowing - Watched this on telly last night with the Mrs. Could not stop laughing and taking the piss out of the dialogue all the way through. Totally enjoyable for all the wrong reasons... has Nicolas Cage ever turned down a script????

 

8478953059898874325890234952-0344052409584757459832785720598305749874876589787092493042757645747658370587230

574304368587642082038520548759437859485982475892580436858764208203852054875943785948598247589234405240958475

745983298047520847549874657346593265738425876438723578405920375818769162491827401749857308175390873908571038

189357893475032784531734583658371059824395749571237583764364723650386502385692438503265486492874608318345648

743659264831603856289370522052360563047562038563826767261076785610765018473163087438816530485630438763087561

574304368587642082038520548759437859485982475892580436858764208203852054875943785948598247589234405240958475

745983298047520847549874657346593265738425876438723578405920375818769162491827401749857308175390873908571038

189357893475032784531734583658371059824395749571237583764364723650386502385692438503265486492874608318345678

574304368587642082038520548759437859485982475892580436858764208203852054875943785948598247589234405240958475

745983298047520847549874657346593265738425876438723578405920375818769162491827401749857308175390873908571038

1893578934750327845317345836583710598243957495712375837643647236503865023856924385032654864928746083183456EE

 

out of 10

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 13.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Knowing - Watched this on telly last night with the Mrs. Could not stop laughing and taking the piss out of the dialogue all the way through. Totally enjoyable for all the wrong reasons... has Nicolas Cage ever turned down a script????

 

8478953059898874325890234952-0344052409584757459832785720598305749874876589787092493042757645747658370587230

574304368587642082038520548759437859485982475892580436858764208203852054875943785948598247589234405240958475

745983298047520847549874657346593265738425876438723578405920375818769162491827401749857308175390873908571038

189357893475032784531734583658371059824395749571237583764364723650386502385692438503265486492874608318345648

743659264831603856289370522052360563047562038563826767261076785610765018473163087438816530485630438763087561

574304368587642082038520548759437859485982475892580436858764208203852054875943785948598247589234405240958475

745983298047520847549874657346593265738425876438723578405920375818769162491827401749857308175390873908571038

189357893475032784531734583658371059824395749571237583764364723650386502385692438503265486492874608318345678

574304368587642082038520548759437859485982475892580436858764208203852054875943785948598247589234405240958475

745983298047520847549874657346593265738425876438723578405920375818769162491827401749857308175390873908571038

1893578934750327845317345836583710598243957495712375837643647236503865023856924385032654864928746083183456EE

 

out of 10

I bet there are people that buy every blueray with him, i only watch his movies for the wrong reasons too

Tried to watch season of the witch but i had to put it off cause it blowed so hard, don't think i'll ever touch another NxCx movie again

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Knowing - Watched this on telly last night with the Mrs. Could not stop laughing and taking the piss out of the dialogue all the way through. Totally enjoyable for all the wrong reasons... has Nicolas Cage ever turned down a script????

 

8478953059898874325890234952-0344052409584757459832785720598305749874876589787092493042757645747658370587230

574304368587642082038520548759437859485982475892580436858764208203852054875943785948598247589234405240958475

745983298047520847549874657346593265738425876438723578405920375818769162491827401749857308175390873908571038

189357893475032784531734583658371059824395749571237583764364723650386502385692438503265486492874608318345648

743659264831603856289370522052360563047562038563826767261076785610765018473163087438816530485630438763087561

574304368587642082038520548759437859485982475892580436858764208203852054875943785948598247589234405240958475

745983298047520847549874657346593265738425876438723578405920375818769162491827401749857308175390873908571038

189357893475032784531734583658371059824395749571237583764364723650386502385692438503265486492874608318345678

574304368587642082038520548759437859485982475892580436858764208203852054875943785948598247589234405240958475

745983298047520847549874657346593265738425876438723578405920375818769162491827401749857308175390873908571038

1893578934750327845317345836583710598243957495712375837643647236503865023856924385032654864928746083183456EE

 

out of 10

I bet there are people that buy every blueray with him, i only watch his movies for the wrong reasons too

Tried to watch season of the witch but i had to put it off cause it blowed so hard, don't think i'll ever touch another NxCx movie again

 

You guys should check this out:

http://www.screened.com/news/screened-presents-year-of-the-cage/3258/

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Predator Ultimate Ed Blu-Ray - a controversial 2nd blu-ray issue of a very personal fave of mine gets a little overdone with digital enhancement which either works really well or makes Arnie look like a waxwork dummy and gives Carl Weathers a fetching smudged caterpillar above his top lip. Overall I think the enhancement does add a new angle over the DVD so if your a fan its worth buying although they cut out the skull steaming/polishing scene out for some reason. - Film 15/10, remaster 7.5

 

Total Recall Blu Ray - not a polished as Predator but apparently taken from the HD-DVD remaster. Again some scenes look very grainy but the fine detail makes what was the most expensive film in its time look tacky and very dated, even the technology today is better than the forward thinking gadgets in the film. Its been a while since I've seen it and I've forgotten how bad Arnie is in this film but Ironside and Cox are up there with the best bad guys ever. Verhovern's chase sequences and ott violence are welcome but I feel thrown in to spice up a very mixed bag of 80's high production. You also don't get Arines pissed up commentary like on the DVD. Film 7.5/10 remaster 6/10

 

Schwarzenegger day at Decepticon HQ? ;)

 

i saw a little of Total Recall the other day on tv, and despite having enjoyed the movie when i was in my teens, it has not aged well at all. i'm interested to see what the remake is going to be like; this is one of the movies that i think a remake isn't uncalled for.

 

i'm a huge Predator fan, i may have to pick up the Blu-ray (since i only own it on VHS). can't believe they would cut the skull polishing scene; i can't even imagine why the would. it's not exactly pivotal, but it's a telling bit of info into the personalization of the Predator....hell, maybe that's why. but he was very much personalized at the end of the movie. who knows.

 

are there lots of cool bits of extra stuff on the Predator Blu-Ray? or is it mostly just fluff?

 

 

its just the same extras that were on the double DVD, personally I think the overdone remastering make it different enough to warrant getting over the DVD unlike the first blu-ray issue even tho some bits look a little unreal. I also think they either took the best looking stock or fucked up with the wrong one as the German release was apparently cut and I remember this skull steam/polishing/brain sucking bit was missing from the TV version.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

gotta disagree with the premise that 'total recall has not aged well' , id say it's just the opposite. It makes me sad that there are no hard R big budget imaginative movies like that anymore. The only one in recent memory was District 9.

 

Jerry Goldsmith's music in Total Recall is excellent as well, he himself said it was his best score and i might agree with him there

 

yeah I was going to mention awesome Goldsmith score but forgot. the depressing thing was my housemate's girlfriend was round and I couldn't believe she's never seen it then she explained she was born the year the film came out!!

 

I think Total Recall although quite visionary to pull off in its time came out a little too early as a nip of CGI here and there could have helped a lot against other big budget sci -fi that haven't dated much like T2, The Fith Element and Starship Troopers.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest RadarJammer

The Three Musketeers 0/10 For such a high death count there was no blood fx. I couldn't get past that and turned it off 20 minutes in.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Rum Dairy 6/10 - i think Bruce Robinson was the wrong man for the job. Good cast let down by a meh film.

 

Where the Buffallo Roam 6/10 - Murry did a good job but i felt was a more a very good impression than a role but if Depp didnt make it his own I wouldnt be so judgemental. Apparently they've had to change the sounddtrack from the original Hendrix/Beatles stuff. A better story than Rum Diary and worth a watch if your a Thompson or Murray fan. I'd probably give this film more a chance if Fear and Loathing wasnt such a masterpiece.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I agree.

 

Watched T1 the other day and it still holds up well for me, more so than T2. Early CGI just looks bad. Can't imagine how bad 'The Lawnmower Man' looks. Probably will never watch it again.

 

I never liked 'The Fifth Element'.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

the woman in black - 8/10 - really enjoyed this, felt like a proper haunted house movie of old, harry potter was a bit bland tho, he barely says or does anything in it, but anyway...good flick.

 

the count of monte cristo - 7/10

 

the grey - 5/10 - started off well but quickly became stupid...needed more survival techniques and less standing around being morons, also less afterlife lets all believe in god shoved down my throat. liam neeson is still a badass tho. should of showed the wolves more, built connections to them etc.

 

underworld awakening - 7/10 - guilty pleasure, hot woman in catsuit kicking butts, YEP.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Grey - The most cringe worthy line of poetry ever uttered in a film. Even cheesier coming out of Liam Neeson's face hole. I thought I was enjoying it for a minute, until I realized the only thing I wanted to do after was make a soundboard out of all the goofy shit that is said during the film.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Grey - The most cringe worthy line of poetry ever uttered in a film. Even cheesier coming out of Liam Neeson's face hole. I thought I was enjoying it for a minute, until I realized the only thing I wanted to do after was make a soundboard out of all the goofy shit that is said during the film.

 

True, you do love schlocky fantasy literature. You know your cringe worthy writing!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I haven't seen The Grey yet...ill have to get back with yall on that one

 

but LIAM NEESON in "Taken" was pitiful..... that movie sucked harder than ol Whitney Houston smoking crap pipe resin scrape

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Grey - The most cringe worthy line of poetry ever uttered in a film. Even cheesier coming out of Liam Neeson's face hole. I thought I was enjoying it for a minute, until I realized the only thing I wanted to do after was make a soundboard out of all the goofy shit that is said during the film.

 

True, you do love schlocky fantasy literature. You know your cringe worthy writing!

 

I would say that I love the memories I have of schlocky fantasy literature.. but it isn't like I sit around reading Dragonlance or something. The philosophical aspect in the film just felt like hogwash. There is a big difference between that and FUCKIN' DRAGONZ YO, IMMA ROLL FOR INITIATIVE.

 

I just wish they would have nixed the religious/spiritual subtext and made a good survival movie. I could sit through a 4 hour movie of some bros just making traps, spearing wolves, karate chopping trees, turning in to cannibals, riding bears, making rope out of elk guts etc.

 

I have to give credit to the director for showing Liam Neeson punching a wolf in the face and saying fuck a lot.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Grey - The most cringe worthy line of poetry ever uttered in a film. Even cheesier coming out of Liam Neeson's face hole. I thought I was enjoying it for a minute, until I realized the only thing I wanted to do after was make a soundboard out of all the goofy shit that is said during the film.

 

True, you do love schlocky fantasy literature. You know your cringe worthy writing!

 

I would say that I love the memories I have of schlocky fantasy literature.. but it isn't like I sit around reading Dragonlance or something. The philosophical aspect in the film just felt like hogwash. There is a big difference between that and FUCKIN' DRAGONZ YO, IMMA ROLL FOR INITIATIVE.

...

lol just finished reading Death Gate, I hadn't finished it as a kid so decided to reread the whole cycle. Epic nostalgia trip.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.