azatoth Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) not knowing how to recognize when women are interested in me. not knowing when it's appropriate to touch her, let alone kiss and not knowing how to suggest sex with out coming of as a sexual predator. 4ever alone. edit:great, this sad post at the top of the page...whee :( Edited August 10, 2016 by azatoth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 not knowing how to recognize when women are interested in me. not knowing when it's appropriate to touch her, let alone kiss and not knowing how to suggest sex with out coming of as a sexual predator. 4ever alone. edit:great, this sad post at the top of the page...whee :( i'll help it move down buddy i messed it right up with a lovely lady the other month by being too respectful of her situation (just left boyfriend) and later she tells me she wanted spontaneity (after telling me she didnt want anything like that) so I kissed her and she said it was too much out of the blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) Or you could do like me and not take a chance to begin with. I dunno.Of course the dames expect you to act like a gentleman. But sometimes it's not clear where the boundaries are, in terms of when and when not to approach. Edited August 10, 2016 by ambermonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 guys quick I wanna put my dick in a pussy but no pussy holder will let me, what do (pussy as in vagina (human vagina)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) meet group of girls, wait for opportune moment and wap it out, someone might say yes. If nobody likes this, move on to next group. Law of averages state you should get a bite sooner or later. Or maybe make cardboard sign and beg Edited August 10, 2016 by lala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I keep falling for the wrong women I think I fell for a good one, but we're on different continents now. On the first world achievements and successes side of things, she is visiting in a month or so. But then more probably I have the opposite problem. She's a close friend and I see her all the time. meet group of girls, wait for opportune moment and wap it out, someone might say yes. If nobody likes this, move on to next group. Law of averages state you should get a bite sooner or later. Or maybe make cardboard sign and beg "Bite" isn't the best expression for that scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I keep falling for the wrong women I think I fell for a good one, but we're on different continents now. On the first world achievements and successes side of things, she is visiting in a month or so. But then more probably I have the opposite problem. She's a close friend and I see her all the time. Ouch. those are all stingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Constantly have to resize my spotify window so it doesn't show my "friend feed" because one of my friends has/makes a really annoying face in his profile picture that I can't get over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 fuckin Roidlympics "Team GB this, Team GB that, Russians doing sketchy this, Russians doing sketchy that" we got about 3 golds & for how much time & £$£ investment? wasnt it Bill Hicks or Chappelle said about legitimizing a fully legit/fully roided up equivalent..... fuck yes, already 1/2 way there get 50 stone mutants shot-putting, or breed the world's first 1 ton man & see that cunt roll & put me in charge, a drugged mind is the only logical planner & overseer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 ^ perfect ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 (edited) mebe they will adjust the policy when exoskeletons and other augmentations make paralympics more interesting than reg Edited August 12, 2016 by DerWaschbar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 ^ Especially if they take the Deus Ex approach with amputees. Then I'd actually be interested in the Olympics again.That's partly why Oscar Pistorius got my attention four years ago. But then he pretty much ruined his legacy with the whole murder trial regarding his gf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Had both my lower wisdom teeth out today. Wasn't a real ordeal but enough to make life just uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Had both my lower wisdom teeth out today. Wasn't a real ordeal but enough to make life just uncomfortable. The thing I found the worst was not eating real food for awhile. I was one of the lucky ones where it didn't really hurt, no swelling or bruising etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I have an extra bone in my elbow and it hurts like hell at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twelvetrees Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 my exercise bike broke down for the second time this year. seems like i'm spending to much on this thing for it to stay fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 It hurts every time I swallow, right under my sternum. Been constant for four days now...really hope it's not serious :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes. http://yourbrainonporn.com/ Pornz r bad 4 u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes. http://yourbrainonporn.com/ Pornz r bad 4 u please tell me this is faek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes. http://yourbrainonporn.com/ Pornz r bad 4 u please tell me this is faek. Stupid first world problem: It's 4 real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 It hurts every time I swallow, right under my sternum. Been constant for four days now...really hope it's not serious :/ could just be reflux but go to a GI doc. gastro interologist if it persists for much longer or gets worse. i have GERD (reflux) and a hiatal hernia also atrial fibrillation so i'm versed in lot's of various chest pains and throat pains. take a couple antacids after a meal. if it gets worse go see your doctor though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 i downloaded zynaptiq adaptiverb to demo it and it requires iLok authorization via their hard drive auth or dongle. i used he HD auth since i have a few auths for that already (eventide, soundtoys) and the ilok app is fucked up so all my activations were deleted. it's happening to a bunch of users so at least it's not just me. but ilok customer support is the worst shit ever. also i visit too many forums on the internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes. http://yourbrainonporn.com/ Pornz r bad 4 u please tell me this is faek. Stupid first world problem: It's 4 real *stops wanking, reads page, keeps on wanking* Edited August 15, 2016 by yek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 I was getting kind of annoyed with a friend when presented a hypothetical of either getting $2,000,000 worth of pennies dropped off to your place $500,000 as a direct deposit to your checking account. I feel like the obvious answer is to take the 2,000,000 and although there is a lot of work involved in storing/counting/transporting the pennies, you could just hire a consultant for the operation and give them something like $100,000+ like another $100,000 for expenses (work, storage, drivers, security) when the work is finished and the pennies are deposited to your bank. My friend and another person both said they'd take the 500,000... wut. What about you guys, am I being illogical here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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