YEK Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 headphone jacks are the future Lol, true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limo Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Seems a shame though. I'd rather pop down my local pub (4 minute walk) and watch a film. Username checks out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Maybe the pair of you can meet up at the same pub? I'll try n pop down and change the barrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 went to a dental hygienist yesterday for the first time in like 15 years, a fucking nightmare that lasted about 20 minutes. horrible gum pain, blood and saliva splashing everywhere and spilling onto the neck all while ktpa1 and 2 from smojphace ep are being blasted into your eyeballs with that drill. the hygienist was a brutal russian lady with no concept of human rights whatsoever, i was in tears from the pain but she was completely unphazed, didn't even stop and ask if im doing ok. a true professional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Maybe some of us can meet up and have anal intercourse with Schlitze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 went to a dental hygienist yesterday for the first time in like 15 years, a fucking nightmare that lasted about 20 minutes. horrible gum pain, blood and saliva splashing everywhere and spilling onto the neck all while ktpa1 and 2 from smojphace ep are being blasted into your eyeballs with that drill. the hygienist was a brutal russian lady with no concept of human rights whatsoever, i was in tears from the pain but she was completely unphazed, didn't even stop and ask if im doing ok. a true professional. i have a ptsd from this one appointment at the dental emergency clinic several years ago. my regular doctor had no free time slot for another month, but the tooth pain was 15 out of 1-10 so i had to do something - this pointless suffering must end. i come to the clinic and this woman barely said a word, takes a look, and says "this will need some work", she was obviously a bit agitated, shoves the drill in my mouth, NEVER BOTHERS TO ASK ME IF I MIGHT WANT TO OPT FOR A GOD DAMN ANESTHETIC and just starts drilling, right into the eye of the pain, right into the very core of my absolute misery, ravaging at my delicate inner rot without a quantum of compassion. in a second I was paralyzed by pain, my eyes screamed horror and surprise, walls skewed, vision tunneled, i could have ripped the arm rests off the chair, i couldn't even scream, i just shook the fabric of time and space. that was more than i bore back in the Jungle. that was my most Rambo moment ever. i think the dentists gladly use such opportunities to a) vent all their accumulated hate, wallowing comfortably they only way they know - cold precision, and b) to teach you to never forget to take care of your teeth again they are actually the heroes we don't need need, but deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Got a ticket for that OPN gig at the roundhouse tonight, I just know I won't be bothered to haul my arse all the way from Maidenhead to Camden and back. Im just not in the mood for the public transport mission. I just don't have the motivation at all. Seems a shame though. I'd rather pop down my local pub (4 minute walk) and watch a film. It's only the second time I've bailed from going to a gig. Getting home from London can be such a ball ache. Blah blah blah. Get a cab! Oh, wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 I want to check out that Idioteque cover vid from the youtube thread, but I'm listening to Amon Tobin - Supermodified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 lol @ dentist horrors, get into it Counter-intuitively dentists are where ptsd doesn't "present" as aggressively as usual. When they inject metal into jaw/face/teeth roots & bone, this zen benzo-like calm washes over & when the drills come out & tooth & gum flesh sherds starts splashing, it can be fun watching the bloke earn his outrageous fees. Previous dentist was a confirmed nudist in his spare time, his son died in a parachute jump accident then his marriage disintegrated, so he was always simmering & on the brink of breaking down in that textbook English manner of suppressed breezy madness. Just what you want peering down, working on your teefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Previous dentist was a confirmed nudist in his spare time, his son died in a parachute jump accident then his marriage disintegrated, so he was always simmering & on the brink of breaking down in that textbook English manner of suppressed breezy madness. Just what you want peering down, working on your teefs. lol was he like "have you ever experienced pain, young man?" looking over his glasses as he tested the drill pressure "when you bury your brave varsity son, the one who completed the man's life, then your wife, the only thing in life you have left, decides to fuck your neighbor..." as he mushes your gums your eyes glance to the left where his young hot assistant whispers, affectionately "just say you're very sorry" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 my favourite was his flushed red face, bald & spectacled, grimacing with anger, while he tried to pull a cracked tooth once it made you think this was the cum-face his wife had to eyeball repeatedly over failing decades of futile vows the assitant bit is way too close to the mark, brrrrr, uncanny, tits in your face with broken enamel & blood running down your chin are never a good mix, unless you're Peter Sutcliffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) I had a bad experience with a dentist when i was young. I had this gnarly baby tooth that had a root which was like an inch too long so i went to get it removed and of course there wasn't enough numbing agent. He goes "this is just going to hurt like a mosquito bite"... Ripping it from my mouth. I'm sure i would have unleashed a barrage of curses but i was too young to know any... Edited March 10, 2019 by yek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 just went to a new doctor (moved to a new area). nice enough, but at one point she said she's "not a vaccine pusher," and considering the measles outbreak in WA that seemed like a strange thing to casually throw in there also got prescribed the wrong dosage for my meds, ffs people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) If that's a regular doctor, like an MD, regular pratitioner of medicine etc... she should have her license and everything revoked for making that statement. Edited March 12, 2019 by Bulk VanderHooj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 to be fair, it was in the context of whether i generally get flu shots (i don't). but yeah, strange comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I've always hated going to the dentist but have never experienced an actual horror show like the ones above. It seems like where I live they have... a code of conduct. I guess this is sort of the opposite of an FWP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 to be fair, it was in the context of whether i generally get flu shots (i don't). but yeah, strange comment. Oh ok, that's a bit different. I thought you meant like MMR, tetanus, etc lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 i have no one to whom i can say "succulent chinese meeeal" to when ordering chinese food https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/b0clcu/to_this_day_this_is_probably_my_favorite_public/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lada Laika Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Got exactly 1 (one) official transcript from the fair that promised us 15 (fifteen). Can’t open it to confirm my graduation without unofficializing it. Wooooohooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 i have no one to whom i can say "succulent chinese meeeal" to when ordering chinese food https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/b0clcu/to_this_day_this_is_probably_my_favorite_public/ Haha. I remember that clip from back in 2013. Fella would make one hell of a film actor. "And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?" Got exactly 1 (one) official transcript from the fair that promised us 15 (fifteen). Can’t open it to confirm my graduation without unofficializing it. Wooooohooooo You may have to politely request the other fourteen at gunpoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 If that's a regular doctor, like an MD, regular pratitioner of medicine etc... she should have her license and everything revoked for making that statement. to be fair, it was in the context of whether i generally get flu shots (i don't). but yeah, strange comment. It sounds like she cares more about retention of patients than the truth. This really should be a sign of how big anti-vax is getting. I'm starting over the past year or so see the anti-vax meme in real life a life... or a few posts by people I know on FB anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Reading about anti-vaxxers had me question "Can a virus infect another virus?" Apparently so: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2008/08/07/the-virophage-a-virus-that-infects-other-viruses/ When this record-breaker infects amoebae, it forms gigantic viral factories that pump out new copies of itself. When the team looked at these under an electron microscope, they found the equivalent of microscopic Russian dolls – tiny viral particles, just 50 nanometes in size and distinct from mamavirus itself. It’s all very meta, and to the researchers, the fact that mamaviruses can “get sick” themselves is further evidence that viruses are indeed living things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 So if the X Virus from Metroid Fusion somehow reaches Earth, all the anti-vaxxers will be the first to get turned into mutant killer Matryoshka dolls. Got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 I poured juice into a glass that, unbeknownst to me, already contained water. Now I'm drinking watery juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 I poured juice into a glass that, unbeknownst to me, already contained water. Now I'm drinking watery juice. That's poor man's juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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