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This page needed a burger -- what was happening above wasn't inspiring even by ned flander's hoodely doodly aw shucks standards

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It's a sainsbury's taste the difference steak burger. Pack of two for 3 quid. Grilled at a high heat to begin with then down to 2 after I flip it, very paranoid about about setting off the smoke alarm and having to get up on ladders to turn it off so this one I watch like a hawk for it's full duration, while it cooks I'm slicing the cheddar, tomatoes, peppers,  onion, prepping the crusty roll and chillies, all which get a bit of grill time after I've turned it off and i stand there watching the ceiling trying to waft all the smoke outta there

 

damn schlitz, that looks nice.

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i am sometimes veg, but i follow this pymrb watmm business for the emulations and

also the real things. the bun. it is all about the suppleness of the bun friends - and

it is  about toppings.. and of course, cheese! (topping). a very delicious burger can be 

made if the bun and the toppings, condiments.. other things are prepared correctly.

my paddy is also prepared correct every time, veg or standard.     

 

..of course you must be able to cook properly and if you can't.. practice will

get your result.

 

ssshhhh now, more burger pics and less chitty chatty. :derp:

 

you tal a lot about your food creations, and yet no pics!

 

are you the David Lynch of this forum?

 

always promising, but just teasing.

 

 

 

1) i am the david lynch of this forum. 

 

2) photographs of my choice burgers wud

freeze them in dimensional reality and

i believe the native americans were 

right about this.. so i jus say no!

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quorn quarter pounders with fried onions, sliced gerkins, cheese (unfortunately substandard) slices, spicy relish.

 

they're not all mine by the way, it was at a bbq

Shit those are gorgeous. I wouldn't judge anyone for eating all those burgers.

This page needed a burger -- what was happening above wasn't inspiring even by ned flander's hoodely doodly aw shucks standards

burger.jpg

It's a sainsbury's taste the difference steak burger. Pack of two for 3 quid. Grilled at a high heat to begin with then down to 2 after I flip it, very paranoid about about setting off the smoke alarm and having to get up on ladders to turn it off so this one I watch like a hawk for it's full duration, while it cooks I'm slicing the cheddar, tomatoes, peppers, onion, prepping the crusty roll and chillies, all which get a bit of grill time after I've turned it off and i stand there watching the ceiling trying to waft all the smoke outta there

Even though you were kind of a dick about it this burger is spellbinding.
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I'm fuckin' hungry and this thread makes me more hungry. it is currently 1:30AM, I'm tired, I should go to bed, I have an essay that is already 3 days late which I have been putting off doing any work on and I should go to bed now so I can get up early and just smash through it before 5pm tomorrow. or... I could go across the road to the pub that's open til 4am and get a borger.

 

2get borger or no, thats is the ?.

How did this story end?

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i am sometimes veg, but i follow this pymrb watmm business for the emulations and

also the real things. the bun. it is all about the suppleness of the bun friends - and

it is  about toppings.. and of course, cheese! (topping). a very delicious burger can be 

made if the bun and the toppings, condiments.. other things are prepared correctly.

my paddy is also prepared correct every time, veg or standard.     

 

..of course you must be able to cook properly and if you can't.. practice will

get your result.

 

ssshhhh now, more burger pics and less chitty chatty. :derp:

 

you tal a lot about your food creations, and yet no pics!

 

are you the David Lynch of this forum?

 

always promising, but just teasing.

 

 

 

1) i am the david lynch of this forum. 

 

2) photographs of my choice burgers wud

freeze them in dimensional reality and

i believe the native americans were 

right about this.. so i jus say no!

 

 

Lol! Ok Dave, I don't want to steal your burgers soul or anything.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Currently eating a 'double burger' from the Staff Mess, ie made by prisoners.

Two very dry patties, shredded cheddar, about 3 shreds of lettuce, 4 pieces of red onion and some cucumber. Oh, two slices of tomato but I took those out, fuck that noise.

I'm actually enjoying the fuck out it, probably because I'm deathly hungover.

Sorry, no pic. If I had the means to in here, I'd be making the burgers in a few weeks :^)

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Currently eating a 'double burger' from the Staff Mess, ie made by prisoners.

Two very dry patties, shredded cheddar, about 3 shreds of lettuce, 4 pieces of red onion and some cucumber. Oh, two slices of tomato but I took those out, fuck that noise.

I'm actually enjoying the fuck out it, probably because I'm deathly hungover.

Sorry, no pic. If I had the means to in here, I'd be making the burgers in a few weeks :^)

do you guys really call pickles cucumbers or did it actually have raw cucumber on it?

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I've been known to meddle with vegan food on a regular basis.

 

Not ready to stop eating animals corpses and cheese any time soon though.

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