Lars von Trier - The Nymphomaniac

[olo]

he loves the sex doesn't he, Lars. why not go the whole hog and just make really artsy pornos?

 

Viv Thomas already beat him to it.

[MadameChaos]

 

he loves the sex doesn't he, Lars. why not go the whole hog and just make really artsy pornos?

 

Viv Thomas already beat him to it.

 

*googles Viv Thomas, remembers work has internet trackers on, craps panties and shuts down computer looking around nervously*

[olo]

 

 

he loves the sex doesn't he, Lars. why not go the whole hog and just make really artsy pornos?

 

Viv Thomas already beat him to it.

 

*googles Viv Thomas, remembers work has internet trackers on, craps panties and shuts down computer looking around nervously*

 

 

ah shit. sorry Madame. I should have been more specific about being an actual porn director.

The IT guys at your place are excite now though.

[MadameChaos]

 

 

 

he loves the sex doesn't he, Lars. why not go the whole hog and just make really artsy pornos?

 

Viv Thomas already beat him to it.

 

*googles Viv Thomas, remembers work has internet trackers on, craps panties and shuts down computer looking around nervously*

 

 

ah shit. sorry Madame. I should have been more specific about being an actual porn director.

The IT guys at your place are excite now though.

 

it's ok, they're used to seeing the monkey frog video in my browser history by now. it's surprising how much quicker they appear too...

[awepittance]

he loves the sex doesn't he, Lars. why not go the whole hog and just make really artsy pornos?

I always thought Chris Cunningham would be really good at this too. They would be artsy and just really unsettling psychosexual but also hardcore. It could be really amazing actually

[Alcofribas]

hasn't von trier already produced artsy porn for women? or am i remembering that wrong...

[MadameChaos]

he loves the sex doesn't he, Lars. why not go the whole hog and just make really artsy pornos?

I always thought Chris Cunningham would be really good at this too. They would be artsy and just really unsettling psychosexual but also hardcore. It could be really amazing actually

His live show bordered on soft core. In Lars' film you get to see it going in though.

[Guest Atom Dowry Firth]

 

 

 

 

he loves the sex doesn't he, Lars. why not go the whole hog and just make really artsy pornos?

 

Viv Thomas already beat him to it.

 

*googles Viv Thomas, remembers work has internet trackers on, craps panties and shuts down computer looking around nervously*

 

 

ah shit. sorry Madame. I should have been more specific about being an actual porn director.

The IT guys at your place are excite now though.

 

it's ok, they're used to seeing the monkey frog video in my browser history by now. it's surprising how much quicker they appear too...

 

 

lol

[Drix]

hasn't von trier already produced artsy porn for women? or am i remembering that wrong...

 

Not quite, but his production company Zentropa made a couple of female-friendly porn movies, and he was somewhat involved in producing and such, but not directing.

[Alcofribas]

yeah that's what i thought. have you seen any of those zentropa prons?

[Ego]

I watched some of Constance. I thought it was just very boring porn.

[YO303]

sex is a part of life, get over it puritans!

[MadameChaos]

i think my problem with Lars is, i just don't find it necessary to have a close up black and white shot of actual penetration.

i feel he did this for shock value alone.

[Schlitze]

It's so depressing seeing your name at the start and end of most threads here. It's tragi-pathetic. Lars used his depression as a creative tool, he did some good stuff while depressed. You, in your emo state, are using your knowledge to spam a General Banter forum with opinions and facts on things that people already knew months/years ago. The most important part for you is the interaction and feedback. You are thriving on it.

[YO303]

i think my problem with Lars is, i just don't find it necessary to have a close up black and white shot of actual penetration.

i feel he did this for shock value alone.

 

people having sex shock you? gimme a break.

 

The movie was about a sex-crazed couple, sex scenes were necessary.

 

Shock value would have been a shot of the kid's brain splash all over the street.

 

People dont care about gore or violence but god forbid a dick goes inside a vagina thats too much.

[MadameChaos]

It's so depressing seeing your name at the start and end of most threads here. It's tragi-pathetic. Lars used his depression as a creative tool, he did some good stuff while depressed. You, in your emo state, are using your knowledge to spam a General Banter forum with opinions and facts on things that people already knew months/years ago. The most important part for you is the interaction and feedback. You are thriving on it.

[Guest Adam]

no u

[Alcofribas]

It's so depressing seeing your name at the start and end of most threads here. It's tragi-pathetic. Lars used his depression as a creative tool, he did some good stuff while depressed. You, in your emo state, are using your knowledge to spam a General Banter forum with opinions and facts on things that people already knew months/years ago. The most important part for you is the interaction and feedback. You are thriving on it.

wtf is this shit?

[SR4]

 

It's so depressing seeing your name at the start and end of most threads here. It's tragi-pathetic. Lars used his depression as a creative tool, he did some good stuff while depressed. You, in your emo state, are using your knowledge to spam a General Banter forum with opinions and facts on things that people already knew months/years ago. The most important part for you is the interaction and feedback. You are thriving on it.

wtf is this shit?

 

someone is in love

[awepittance]

seems like some drama from satellite forums or chatrooms of watmm has spilled over onto this thread, either that or I haven't been paying attention.

[Friendly Foil]

WATMM drama is the best kind of drama. Especially when it makes zero sense.

[hello spiral]

lol

[usagi]

 

 

It's so depressing seeing your name at the start and end of most threads here. It's tragi-pathetic. Lars used his depression as a creative tool, he did some good stuff while depressed. You, in your emo state, are using your knowledge to spam a General Banter forum with opinions and facts on things that people already knew months/years ago. The most important part for you is the interaction and feedback. You are thriving on it.

wtf is this shit?

 

someone is in love

 

 

lol

 

I give MC some shit on occasion but it's always in jest. this is not in jest. simmer down.

[goDel]

In a way that post is similar to the Lars porn. Although now it's emo porn. Text is in black and white as well. So artsy...and meta

[Guest Atom Dowry Firth]

Wow

 

So hatings

 

Such Schlitze

 

...wow