June 2014 - "New Shit Is Imminent" - Richard D. James

[Real Human Bean]

You can get Hi-Tec Silver Shadows for £23 online.

[Brisbot]

 

it better be a new aphex twin album richard, none of that anal lord shit

it's a bit rude man

 

i loved the Analord serie, how can you not like this ?

 

 

you trollin right ?

 

No, he's definitely serious! He told me personally that his most hated song ever is this one:

[Zorro]

poop.

[Aphex_Squarepusher_Twin]

yeah, exactly, poop!

[silentvision]

 

 

 

[chim]

lol

[triachus]

best third post ever

[Verdant Hickies]

 

 

 

 

That's the answer. Richard has spent all the years creating a machine that turns cat poop into soundwaves. That's how he made Ktpa (which is an abbreviation of Katpoop), so the new album is gonna be 20 of those catpoop noise tracks.

[doublename]

flol

[Guest jasondonervan]

[Adamovich]

 

lol at Richard looking at his pooper

[Soloman Tump]

July 2014: New Shit is going slightly crusty in the summer sun

[skotosa]

new shit is immanent

Your avatar sums up my face. Although it seems like a wild card in terms of what we are going to get. Hella looking forward to it, but I was looking forward to the new BOC album, and while I don't mean to compare that was not what I was expecting from them given their previous albums. But it is RDJ so, he can bring out the old blender and sand paper and I'm sure we will all love it!

[Guest skibby]

 

 

 

 

that seems legit. are those piezo crystals in the box or possibly the most analogue grains processor?

[hijexx]

43 pages of full retard but someone locks the "dip my balls in your anus" thread instead.

 

[Guest skibby]

43 pages of full retard but someone locks the "dip my balls in your anus" thread instead.

 

 

i prepare to be disappointed before i decide to browse the internet. makes it more fun.

[Brisbot]

Imagine if richard stumbled across this thread and forgot about his 'imminent shit' comment, and there were like 5000 poop jokes he didn't understand.

"Are they saying my stuff is shit? Well they can fuck off then!"

[zkom]

Imagine if richard stumbled across this thread and forgot about his 'imminent shit' comment, and there were like 5000 poop jokes he didn't understand.

 

"Are they saying my stuff is shit? Well they can fuck off then!"

 

"if".. He's probably posting in this thread.

[Brisbot]

 

 

"if".. He's probably posting in this thread.

Or having a life somewhere

[klore]

 

 

 

dat sexy look

[BCM]

from the BBC news website's feed of the commonwealth games opening ceremony:

 

22:39

 

Guernsey emerge to Aphex Twin's Window Licker. Small team, big tune.

 

 

so there you go, new album will be called Guernsey. geddit?

[Guest jasondonervan]

from the BBC news website's feed of the commonwealth games opening ceremony:

 

22:39

 

Guernsey emerge to Aphex Twin's Window Licker. Small team, big tune.

 

so there you go, new album will be called Guernsey. geddit?

 

 

It's on here, set the vid to 22:37ish, stadium feedbacking gives some weird filter affex

[Guest jasondonervan]

 

 

Dramatisation: May not have happened

 

[Guest beringelab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8-KflV6jJY

 

robot drum?

[Guest skibby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8-KflV6jJY

 

robot drum?

 

zat JK?