How does the World view America these days?

[Nebraska]

https://youtu.be/9W5rnYb70kQ

[Braintree]

Your tax dollars at work:

 

http://www.newnownext.com/michigan-senate-passes-bill-making-anal-sex-punishable-by-15-years-in-prison/02/2016/

 

 

Then I guess everyone that voted on that bill is going to jail since they just fucked that state in the ass.

[luke viia]

gimme some of that felonious succ

[Rubin Farr]

 

Your tax dollars at work:

 

http://www.newnownext.com/michigan-senate-passes-bill-making-anal-sex-punishable-by-15-years-in-prison/02/2016/

 

Then I guess everyone that voted on that bill is going to jail since they just fucked that state in the ass.

rectum? I barely knew 'em!

[WeAreOceans]

Your tax dollars at work:

 

http://www.newnownext.com/michigan-senate-passes-bill-making-anal-sex-punishable-by-15-years-in-prison/02/2016/

 

http://www.snopes.com/michigan-senate-crime-against-nature/

 

 

However, the law also applies to acts of bestiality, and acts of both bestiality and sodomy are addressed by the same portion of the state penal code. Thus this bill to amend a section the Michigan Penal Code pertaining to animal cruelty drew national public notice due to its inclusion of a sentence establishing it as a felony for anyone to "commit the abominable and detestable crime against nature either with mankind or with any animal":

[chenGOD]

Ah so it's just been illegal to commit sodomy in Michigan since 1931. It's so cold in the D.

[Braintree]

How da fuck do we posed to keep peace?

[Rubin Farr]

DOJ suing Ferguson, MO

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/11/us/politics/justice-department-sues-ferguson-over-police-deal.html

[doublename]

http://youtu.be/zoJizBrXR08

 

It's lit!

[Audioblysk]

I like how about a minute through, the police dog is like 'fuck this, I'm out' and continues being a dog. That is pretty much the only positive thing I saw in this video.

 

So many guns and crimes, so little time spent appreciating the dog.

[chenGOD]

I like how its in the comedy genre on youtube.

[usagi]

"these heathens" wtf?

[Candiru]

I view America as the cornucopia of hi-jinx and shenanigans our founding fathers always dreamt it would be. It's like a ball pit bounce house on the back of the short bus of prosperity and hope. When bald eagles fuck, they think of America to cum. When you see someone's surname that someone at Ellis Island's immigration office clearly misspelled, that is America. When you do an 8 ball of coke with an Elvis impersonator in a hot air balloon over the Grand Canyon, America is silently watching. If you're trading angry tirades about conspiracies and gun control with a white trash construction worker in the deep south over a bottle of whiskey, America is listening and loves that shit. Get out there and make America happen™

[chenGOD]

I view America as the cornucopia of hi-jinx and shenanigans our founding fathers always dreamt it would be. It's like a ball pit bounce house on the back of the short bus of prosperity and hope. When bald eagles fuck, they think of America to cum. When you see someone's surname that someone at Ellis Island's immigration office clearly misspelled, that is America. When you do an 8 ball of coke with an Elvis impersonator in a hot air balloon over the Grand Canyon, America is silently watching. If you're trading angry tirades about conspiracies and gun control with a white trash construction worker in the deep south over a bottle of whiskey, America is listening and loves that shit. Get out there and make America happen

Great great speech. You should write for Colbert. Actually if you'd written that for Bush he would have kicked Donald Trumps ass.

This line pretty much sums up why America never stopped being great:

 

When bald eagles fuck, they think of America to cum

[Candiru]

Bumper stickers and t shirts incoming

[Audioblysk]

Pure gold, I'll take mine in Moo-moo size to fit my American body mass.

 

I think that should be written on the top of voting ballots to inspire people.

[maitake]

higgins is right

 

AMINALS

[cwmbrancity]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ad38087bac/donald-trump-art-of-the-deal-movie?_cc=__d___&_ccid=a26b785c48fd343b

[chenGOD]

Pure gold, I'll take mine in Moo-moo size to fit my American body mass.

 

I think that should be written on the top of voting ballots to inspire people.

 

I've met you, you're well under standard 400 lbs body mass. You must be a terrist. Consider yourself reported to the TRUMPISTAS!

[LimpyLoo]

Alabama bans minimum wage increase:

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/26/alabama-passes-law-banning-minimum-wage-increase

[delet...]

are they going to correspondingly ban price increases and the devaluation of currency ? huh, alabana, are yah.

[ambermonk]

I view America as the cornucopia of hi-jinx and shenanigans our founding fathers always dreamt it would be. It's like a ball pit bounce house on the back of the short bus of prosperity and hope. When bald eagles fuck, they think of America to cum. When you see someone's surname that someone at Ellis Island's immigration office clearly misspelled, that is America. When you do an 8 ball of coke with an Elvis impersonator in a hot air balloon over the Grand Canyon, America is silently watching. If you're trading angry tirades about conspiracies and gun control with a white trash construction worker in the deep south over a bottle of whiskey, America is listening and loves that shit. Get out there and make America happen™

That...sounds about right.

Edited February 27, 2016 by ambermonk

[Nebraska]

https://youtu.be/kjPmzw1SbBk

[cwmbrancity]

Cracker Barrel all day breakfast porn, i'll have the biscuits & gravy with bacon & share a french toast with anyone

 

 

 

[doublename]

Jeez