dingformung Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 By the end of this century, over 90% of all languages will have become extinct, and with them the worldviews associated with them. Only a tiny part of human perspective and thought will manage to survive through the centuries in the form of language and culture without becoming invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Pee is stored in the balls. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Much of human history is a struggle to communicate quickly but now we have to figure out how to communicate meaningfully. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Braintree said: Much of human history is a struggle to communicate quickly but now we have to figure out how to communicate meaningfully. Emoticons. Spoiler Edited January 18, 2020 by yekker 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 (edited) Whenever I see ducks mating in the park it always looks strikingly like a gangbang sexual assault. An example: Edited January 18, 2020 by Goiter Sanchez add vid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 That fucking duck is trying to drown that bitch, jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Jfc @Goiter Sanchez lol yes, that’s exactly what it looks like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 (edited) Just because, why not make another post about animal penises: There are almost 10,000 species of birds and only around 3 percent of them have a penis. These include ducks, geese and swans, and large flightless birds like ostriches and emus. But eagles, flamingos, penguins and albatrosses have completely lost their penises Edited January 18, 2020 by yekker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 So then how do they make fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Ducks are deplorable little rapists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 (edited) On 1/18/2020 at 3:35 AM, Goiter Sanchez said: Whenever I see ducks mating in the park it always looks strikingly like a gangbang sexual assault. An example: There’s a Dutch biologist that did extensive research into the mating habits of ducks after noticing a duck furiously copulating with a dead duck that had been sitting outside his window for some time. Turns out gangrape and necrophilia are just a small selection of the average duck’s sexual repertoire. https://www.theguardian.com/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research Sick fucks. Edited January 19, 2020 by user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 (edited) Speaking of birds, I saw a raven fly away right after I parked my car upon returning home from my morning grocery run. But the sound of its wing flap was nearly identical to that of someone rapidly swinging a knife. Crazy. Edited January 19, 2020 by ambergonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 "It's too moist" Said nobody, ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 4 hours ago, yekker said: "It's too moist" Said nobody, ever. Not true. In April of 2011 I attended a bakers’ competition where countless bakers across the country submitted their finest pastry creations. One guy thought for sure he was the winner. He had some kind of maple glazed croissant with a pistachio nut butter filling. Truly an ambitious contribution. When it came time for a judge to sample it, he twitched in anticipation, only to be utterly emotionally destroyed by the judge’s response. “Dude. FUCK YOU. This shit is too moist. Get out of my sight you peasant.” I thought it was uncalled for really. But the baker took it a step further by dropping trou on the spot and pinching a seriously revolting loaf with corn in it. The auditorium fell silent and the pastry judge stared, mouth agape, in abject terror, as if he knew he would be forced to sample that as well. Pretty sure he did, tbqfh 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Youtube personalities are too damn loud. They shout at the camera like NFL commentators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 not exactly sure how they're going to regulate that because i have a feeling same sex couples are already having sex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Yeah, gays and unmarried people fucking hate sex. Def a married hetero thing. They have all the best sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Nebraska said: not exactly sure how they're going to regulate that because i have a feeling same sex couples are already having sex * Castrates self, for Christ. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extralife Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Nebraska said: not exactly sure how they're going to regulate that because i have a feeling same sex couples are already having sex And no masturbation? Come on now, guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I'm sure this news will be taken in complete earnest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I'm thinking an Akira video game would be cool. Like kind of cyberpunk 2077 but in neo Tokyo , obviously the manga story. You get to ride Kaneda's bike. I don't know about you, but I'm sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 16 hours ago, Nebraska said: not exactly sure how they're going to regulate that because i have a feeling same sex couples are already having sex Shouldn't this be "for old men and young boys". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 23 hours ago, Nebraska said: not exactly sure how they're going to regulate that because i have a feeling same sex couples are already having sex "Catholics have the best sex." - Iain "Human Turd" C. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 The "Paul's Extreme Sound Stretch" sound is everywhere. Why? Easy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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