Hugh Mughnus Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I've a 'friend' who lies all the damn time, just lies to your face like you're retarded, on almost every single conversation, doesn't matter how short. For example I was telling him about me going running and he goes "yeah I saw you at this one place I was doing some cardio too", and I tell him, I've never gone running at that one place, and I know for a fact you havent done cardio since it was mandatory in high school... Like it's not even a lie that's plausible, I know where I've been, what are you even trying to achieve here? And he doesnt bend, no way. Doesnt even go "well it might've been someone else", no, he goes "no man I saw you" why is this person in your life? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I've known a few people like that. I typically just say 'uh huh' to everything after a while and appear to be generally unimpressed/uninterested. Or start to suggest even more outlandish things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 had a frenemy like that who I used to work with. it's a pathological necessity for some people. this guy's trip was having to constantly tout himself and his achievements to make him seem supremely worldly and capable, like a massive inferiority complex compensation thing. he once alleged he received a blowjob from a hot co-worker of his in a moving elevator. the rest of us just lol'd at how impossible that would be between 3 floors unless he finished in 5 seconds. he still insisted it was true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I would have a difficult time not directly calling them out as a f'ing liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 They must have other qualities which makes the people who they lie to overlook their flaws and want to keep them in their lives, Bulk. Until you've walked in their shoes you don't know how you would react. They may emit positive energy in other aspects of their being that you just can't get enough of, preventing you from confronting their untruths. The most diplomatic way to deal with this problem would be to take them to one side and say "this is my truth, tell me yours..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I just place a lot of value in being transparent with people in my life. So I'd be taken aback or whatever if someone was intentionally lying to me. But what you've said is fair for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 fwp: keep accidentally using the same shortcake recipe and it burns the underside of the little bastards every time. tonight is the third time I've done it. corollary fwp: lost the recipe for a bitchin' beer bread I used to make and can't remember the ratios. I miss that bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 i made a major screw up at my janitorial job by spilling a mop bucket all over carpet. dude i was with was really chill about it but had to report to the senior supervisor who was cool too. sounds like my manager will not find out. now just to never do that again ps fuccccckk pps (i'm not lying) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 had a frenemy like that who I used to work with. it's a pathological necessity for some people. this guy's trip was having to constantly tout himself and his achievements to make him seem supremely worldly and capable, like a massive inferiority complex compensation thing. yeah, that's exactly what it is with this guy... that's why it doesn't bother me more than it does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 My grandmother passed away a couple of weeks ago and it's been weird. I feel like she's still here but I miss her like crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 What the fuck did they do to Tapatalk? That shit is totally unusable on the last update. Also neither cats nor dogs should be domesticated, but if one must have an animal in the house, the cat is clearly the correct option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I was sick all last week, felt better over the weekend, now I feel like it's coming back. Time to clean every fucking thing in my house. Also, on the subject of cleaning: one of my roommates likes to invite people over, make a mess, and clean it up weeks later. God fucking damn. I washed a mountain of dishes last week because I was tired of staring at them (for two weeks) and then two days later he comes home and makes a giant mess again. It's still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Put them on his bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 What a cunt, I hate people like that with a passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 ^ Have at the motherfucker, people like that won't make the effort unless you have a go at them (preferably in a gently-gently manner, of course) and remind them how inconsiderate they're being. My fwp: went to Tescos today, loaded up a full big shop, got everything laid out at the till, and realised I'd left my card at home in my other jeans. Had to do the walk of shame around the shop putting everything back, go home, get the card, come back to the shops, re-do the exact same shop, and finally pay up and walk home. Groundhog shop. In hindsight I probably could have asked them if I could leave the trolley there until I'd gone home, but ho hum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echolalia Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Clothes horse just broke now Im drying clothes in the airing cupboard and on radiators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Clothes horse just broke now Im drying clothes in the airing cupboard and on radiators. Poor horsey :/ hope he gets better soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 i dry my clothes with a hairdryer usually. leaves them so much softer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I accidentally flung a speck of toothpaste into my left eye this morning. It had a brief, minty burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 (edited) Gotta meet up with a restaurant owner at midnight to discuss doing sound for a show tomorrow night. Doing sound for a show tomorrow night is a FWS but having to have a midnight meeting the night before is slightly FWP. Edited September 22, 2017 by Zephyr_Nova Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 My grandmother passed away a couple of weeks ago and it's been weird. I feel like she's still here but I miss her like crazy. I’m sorry, dude. I woke up missing my own grandmother just this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkmus Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I've done this a few times as well as I am generally unorganised in my personal life and dislike carrying a wallet, so just carry round my bank card in whichever trousers I wear... BUT each time Morrison's just let me park the full trolley to the side while I drive home and pick up the card - at least 10-15 minutes in total probably. (Granted I don't tend to by any frozen stuff) but they have no issue with me leaving that trolley there. Did Tesco staff make you return everything to the shelf...stuff that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 They must have other qualities which makes the people who they lie to overlook their flaws and want to keep them in their lives, Bulk. Until you've walked in their shoes you don't know how you would react. They may emit positive energy in other aspects of their being that you just can't get enough of, preventing you from confronting their untruths. The most diplomatic way to deal with this problem would be to take them to one side and say "this is my truth, tell me yours..." and furthermore, that "if you tolerate this" then "your children will be next" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 My grandmother passed away a couple of weeks ago and it's been weird. I feel like she's still here but I miss her like crazy.My condolences, that sucks. I lost my Danish grandma a couple of years back and I still miss her a lot. Danish grandmas are the best! They bring the hygge and a never-ending stream of delish homely foods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 My grandmother passed away a couple of weeks ago and it's been weird. I feel like she's still here but I miss her like crazy.My condolences, that sucks. I lost my Danish grandma a couple of years back and I still miss her a lot. Danish grandmas are the best! They bring the hygge and a never-ending stream of delish homely foods. They do. Fuck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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