auxien Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 A lady has to keep some secrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Made some overnight porridge and I can't wait to wake up and eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I got drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I achieved orgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) I achieved orgasm. took long enough my sister is getting a brittany spaniel Edited March 5, 2018 by yek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 accidentally read the 'what are you consuming right now" thread title as "what are you cumming on right now" from the corner of my eye and actually did a double take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I dare someone to start that thread... but I rescind my dare if it results in banning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 My Cactus garden is getting through the unexpected March frosts unscathed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 The borderline fascist haircut I got yesterday might've got me out of jury duty. I'm spared for tomorrow, at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I actually liked jury duty and I'd do it again. I also think I'd get an amphetamine-like rush from being a prosecutor and I'd probably end up being a corrupt politician that owns a space casino and pet polar bears and an armoured car limousine thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 + copious coke habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Yeah I was kind of bummed when I didn't get chosen for jury duty. Seems like it would have been neato. A guy I know who got called up deliberately sabotaged his chances of getting chosen by acting like a weirdo when got in front of the defendant/prosecutor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I thought it might have been kind of cool but I was so wiped yesterday from just sitting around waiting in various rooms for hours and then not getting picked. If that's what really serving on a jury is like I don't know if I can hack it, I'll probably doze off in court. On the bright side, I'm stoked to go back to the daily grind today where I know I'm actually going to have shit to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Also: ordered some of those overpriced Isoacoustics speaker stands, mostly because I'm sick of looking at the pile of books my Rokits were on top of. Not only does my desk look much better now, lo and behold the highs are noticeably sharper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Noice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Went and picked up me new meme-shirt from my sisters (where I send all my parcels now), it's quite lush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I really don't get the steamed hams meme. Is there more to it than just being a funny Simpsons episode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I've been part of the Simpsons Shitposting group on FB for years now. I've lost all perspective so I couldn't tell you. I will say originally it was about cross pollinating and mutating different references from classic episodes. This is a personal fave: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 happy international women's day (especially to the women that can play dank tunes) https://youtu.be/CMCIEtC-tJk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 not even Father Ted got that surreal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Finally earned 5.00 USD in Steam in-store credits by selling off loads of digital trading cards. Might put it towards Into The Breach as my next purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Got an OK price for these exceptionally lush Berber rugs. Never bought a serious carpet before. Feel like a man now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 You bought all those? Damn, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 it’s just 3, and I’m keeping the grey and the patterned one.. the red one is for a friend... you can get far better prices if you buy several... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 ^ srsly, I wouldn't say no to one of them. How much are they? I can chime in on the rug thing actually. Bought a posh one for my new room. Wool one from Habitat. Got it half price too. Here's Korg enjoying it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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