Guest jasondonervan Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Sean Connery's favourite Indian restaurant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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modey Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 aaaaaargh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 lelllll that's awesome also she has a very pretty face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 lelllll that's awesome also she has a very pretty face those lips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 that took me at least 15 seconds for my brain to arrange what i was seeing into reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Yussss hot min pin vag Oh wait, the woman's, right? Where are we at Yek? Labial confusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 This picture is animal cruelty the animal being me awoooo wooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 aint know what all the fuss's about; seems like a bitch's snitch to me anywhow :palala: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 This picture is animal cruelty the animal being me awoooo wooooo haha sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 This picture is animal cruelty the animal being me awoooo wooooo haha sex aha suexal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 oh my god stop quoting the image I'm at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melancholera Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 oh my god stop quoting the image I'm at work Funny quotes thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Maaan- wtf-- I got a warning point from you delet, and then you go posting nsfw-when-squinting material all willy nilly. "With great power, comes great responsibirrirry." Seriously-- squint, and that pic is just a woman with her access-panel open (For those of you reading this who are virgins- just so you know- every single item of women's clothing has an access-panel to her vagina. So if you wanna be smooth, you can be all, "Sooo... how 'bout I unhinge the security mechanism on your access-panel, and then I use my peepee."). It doesn't help that my workplace is full of elderly people with bad eyesight from glaucoma; Angus has an eyepatch, if you care. So I'm cracking up loudly looking at that access-panel pic, and then I notice there's a group of elderlies crowding behind me (I realized this from the stench of menthol joint lotion and Chinese medicinal salve). I tried to explain to them that it was "just a dog between a woman's legs", which they kept thinking was new replacement slang for "pussy". But since I couldn't explain why I was masturbating furiously, I decided to just start ejaculating so hard in their faces. All 9 of them. It was so badass, like a reverse-bukkake setup, so they surrounded me with their walkers and peg-leg (the peg-leg is Angus, if you care), and it was like BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM! It was like reliving the peak of Emeril Lagasse, except I was ejaculating. Also, JUST RIGHT NOW- for realz- there was quite a bit o' quake in Tokyo. Fuck dudes/dudettes- if I die right now, I love you all. Thanks for everything. (if I live, same) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Maaan- wtf-- I got a warning point from you delet, and then you go posting nsfw-when-squinting material all willy nilly. "With great power, comes great responsibirrirry." Seriously-- squint, and that pic is just a woman with her access-panel open (For those of you reading this who are virgins- just so you know- every single item of women's clothing has an access-panel to her vagina. So if you wanna be smooth, you can be all, "Sooo... how 'bout I unhinge the security mechanism on your access-panel, and then I use my peepee."). It doesn't help that my workplace is full of elderly people with bad eyesight from glaucoma; Angus has an eyepatch, if you care. So I'm cracking up loudly looking at that access-panel pic, and then I notice there's a group of elderlies crowding behind me (I realized this from the stench of menthol joint lotion and Chinese medicinal salve). I tried to explain to them that it was "just a dog between a woman's legs", which they kept thinking was new replacement slang for "pussy". But since I couldn't explain why I was masturbating furiously, I decided to just start ejaculating so hard in their faces. All 9 of them. It was so badass, like a reverse-bukkake setup, so they surrounded me with their walkers and peg-leg (the peg-leg is Angus, if you care), and it was like BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM! It was like reliving the peak of Emeril Lagasse, except I was ejaculating. Also, JUST RIGHT NOW- for realz- there was quite a bit o' quake in Tokyo. Fuck dudes/dudettes- if I die right now, I love you all. Thanks for everything. (if I live, same) all the best you crazy guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I love you Peace 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I acknowledge you, Peace 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 P7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 lol peace 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Peven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 All right- I didn't die this afternoon. Elevator stopped working for hours, which is good I wasn't inside cuz I would've been vlogging my elevator shitting. Also... I felt like I just watched my mini-funeral. Quite heartwarming (thank you). But seriously, I appreciate everyone here... The privilege of interacting with you all on WATMM is bowmb. People think internet is "virtual" something or other, but this is all real as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 this is all real as fuck.*prints thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 love you peace! All right- I didn't die this afternoon. Elevator stopped working for hours, which is good I wasn't inside cuz I would've been vlogging my elevator shitting. Also... I felt like I just watched my mini-funeral. Quite heartwarming (thank you). But seriously, I appreciate everyone here... The privilege of interacting with you all on WATMM is bowmb. People think internet is "virtual" something or other, but this is all real as fuck. virtual internet? reality is as real as you want it to be. virtual space is some word that got stuck in the lexicon in 1994 (also becuz of Johhny Quest), and hasn't been updated since. a lack of physical proximity does make it more virtual than, let's say, taking a shit in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 It's the Information Superhighway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 it's funny because you really can see his balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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