APHEX TWIN - SYRO

[manmower]

Some pirate lurking on WATMM is probably on his way to that store right now.

[Soloman Tump]

A1b@m $√r0 l33£s

[randomAmateur]

I nearly forgot to pay up for my vinyl but I just made the bank transfer :)

I still didn't hear it but I'm sure immenent LEAK today... so far I was wrong with all of my predictions

[The Wumbo Man]

My predictions for release day:

 

• At 00:01 GMT all pre ordered copies magically appear in people's houses.
• However, when played these copies do nothing but play an infinite loop of Lornaderek.
• People start complaining on the internet.
• bleep.com disappears
• The Aphex Twin and Warp facebook pages redirect to warp.net which is now just a picture of Richard's big toe.
• WATMM goes mental
• Hours go by
• Nothing happens
• At 14:04 all the cool idm people hear a voice in their head
• 'Come to scotland, find me.'
• Mass transit of people to scotland
• Drawn to a voice coming from a large house in a small, sweet village
• An enormous crowd gathers round the house
• Most people arrive confused and talking, but as time goes by everyone becomes silent
• When the last hints of sound have gone, the front door opens
• Richard steps out
• He's not wearing anything except sandals, his now-enormous beard covers his whole body
• Everyone looks on in awe
• Richard stares ahead, to the south, with a small smile on his face
• He starts to walk
• As he moves the crowd parts to make room and then begins to follow him
• The group walks the entire length of england and makes it to the southern coast
• A boat is waiting
• Tom Jenkinson and Skrillex are aboard
• Tears appear in their eyes when they spot RDJ
• Richard momentarily leaves the ground and floats up to the boat
• He lands on the deck and turns around to address the crowd
• 'We are heading for the bermuda triangle. Be patient.'
• The crowd is confused and starting to murmur, but Richard just turns around and the boat sets sail with Tom at the wheel
• As it shrinks into the horizon people start to head home
• Little do they know what is to come
• After a few hours the boat anchors down in the center of the triangle
• Skrillex stops feeding grapes to Richard and dress him in scuba gear
• Richard silently salutes the two, before diving backwards off the boat
• Tom and Skrillex do a collab
• Richard slowly falls to the seabed
• Once there he searches for the mythical door built by the people of Atlantis
• He finds it an opens it
• Inside is the most complex sound system in the world
• Richard knows what to do
• He rummages around in his beard, searching for the Syro master
• He finds it
• He heads towards a simple record player in the middle of the room
• He puts the record down
• The needle falls
• It begins to play
• There is only silence as the music starts to make it's way to the Earth's core
• Once there it collects in a joyful pool of bliss
• Richard heads towards a large unmarked button
• His face slowly changes to a Windowlicker-style grin
• He rests his finger on the button
• And presses it
• This sends a signal to the core, causing the music to spread outwards in every direction
• It races up to the surface, and suddenly, simultaneously, all over the world, Syro begins to play from the ground
• People rejoice
• The recession ends
• All food now tastes delicious
• Disabled people stand up and dance
• The rain ends, permanently, but crops spring up out of nowhere all over the planet
• There is no more crime
• There is no more pain
• Just Syro, and happiness
• Inside the vault, the soundwaves cause Richard's body to disintegrate
• His work is already done though
• A new era has arrived for the human races
• People stop complaining on the internet

[randomAmateur]

in before "BEST ALBUM 2014"

[leterel]

• WATMM still bitches about waveforms of Minipops

[Guest jasondonervan]

Stopped reading at 'people stop complaining on the internet'

[o00o]

 

 

where did you get it?

Optimal Records in Munich, Germany - Looks like it was one of the first record stores to have it

 

how has it not .. you know , to the internet yet

 

he got the vinyl and does not know how to rip it

[YangYing]

My predictions for release day:

 

• At 00:01 GMT all pre ordered copies magically appear in people's houses.
• However, when played these copies do nothing but play an infinite loop of Lornaderek.
• People start complaining on the internet.
• bleep.com disappears
• The Aphex Twin and Warp facebook pages redirect to warp.net which is now just a picture of Richard's big toe.
• WATMM goes mental
• Hours go by
• Nothing happens
• At 14:04 all the cool idm people hear a voice in their head
• 'Come to scotland, find me.'
• Mass transit of people to scotland
• Drawn to a voice coming from a large house in a small, sweet village
• An enormous crowd gathers round the house
• Most people arrive confused and talking, but as time goes by everyone becomes silent
• When the last hints of sound have gone, the front door opens
• Richard steps out
• He's not wearing anything except sandals, his now-enormous beard covers his whole body
• Everyone looks on in awe
• Richard stares ahead, to the south, with a small smile on his face
• He starts to walk
• As he moves the crowd parts to make room and then begins to follow him
• The group walks the entire length of england and makes it to the southern coast
• A boat is waiting
• Tom Jenkinson and Skrillex are aboard
• Tears appear in their eyes when they spot RDJ
• Richard momentarily leaves the ground and floats up to the boat
• He lands on the deck and turns around to address the crowd
• 'We are heading for the bermuda triangle. Be patient.'
• The crowd is confused and starting to murmur, but Richard just turns around and the boat sets sail with Tom at the wheel
• As it shrinks into the horizon people start to head home
• Little do they know what is to come
• After a few hours the boat anchors down in the center of the triangle
• Skrillex stops feeding grapes to Richard and dress him in scuba gear
• Richard silently salutes the two, before diving backwards off the boat
• Tom and Skrillex do a collab
• Richard slowly falls to the seabed
• Once there he searches for the mythical door built by the people of Atlantis
• He finds it an opens it
• Inside is the most complex sound system in the world
• Richard knows what to do
• He rummages around in his beard, searching for the Syro master
• He finds it
• He heads towards a simple record player in the middle of the room
• He puts the record down
• The needle falls
• It begins to play
• There is only silence as the music starts to make it's way to the Earth's core
• Once there it collects in a joyful pool of bliss
• Richard heads towards a large unmarked button
• His face slowly changes to a Windowlicker-style grin
• He rests his finger on the button
• And presses it
• This sends a signal to the core, causing the music to spread outwards in every direction
• It races up to the surface, and suddenly, simultaneously, all over the world, Syro begins to play from the ground
• People rejoice
• The recession ends
• All food now tastes delicious
• Disabled people stand up and dance
• The rain ends, permanently, but crops spring up out of nowhere all over the planet
• There is no more crime
• There is no more pain
• Just Syro, and happiness
• Inside the vault, the soundwaves cause Richard's body to disintegrate
• His work is already done though
• A new era has arrived for the human races
• People stop complaining on the internet

I enjoyed reading this twice.

[YangYing]

dammmit tapatalk.

Edited September 17, 2014 by MIXL2

[canzoniere vaticano]

http://instagram.com/p/tCo-HlgYRN/

[Guest transmisiones ferox]

yeah you can listen, I can't, you have it already, I don't

[jules]

watmm just got really slow and I thought something happened...

[phudoshin]

REMINDER TIME

[olo]

also, pretty hi-res. I want to hang out in the bank thin room & the "Lodge"...

 

 

 

Anybody break down what equipment was used on each track corresponding to the dots?

I'm too lazy, but kinda curious.

[Perezvon]

• At 14:04 all the cool idm people hear a voice in their head
• 'Come to scotland, find me.'
• Mass transit of people to scotland

lol

[psn]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1S3FoD2h2fa7UDU5Q-yVmdTnaLmAA2nNaE1kl6S9GnEU/pubhtml

[Guest transmisiones ferox]

 

 

 

where did you get it?

Optimal Records in Munich, Germany - Looks like it was one of the first record stores to have it

 

how has it not .. you know , to the internet yet

 

he got the vinyl and does not know how to rip it

 

it comes with download code,

"Release comes in triple gatefold cover. Contains download code.

 

http://www.discogs.com/Aphex-Twin-Syro/release/6095128

[olo]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1S3FoD2h2fa7UDU5Q-yVmdTnaLmAA2nNaE1kl6S9GnEU/pubhtml

 

wonderful psn. thanks for whipping that up so fast.

[Kavinsky]

I dont want to wait anymore

[o00o]

 

 

 

 

where did you get it?

Optimal Records in Munich, Germany - Looks like it was one of the first record stores to have it

 

how has it not .. you know , to the internet yet

 

 

he got the vinyl and does not know how to rip it

 

it comes with download code,

"Release comes in triple gatefold cover. Contains download code.

 

http://www.discogs.com/Aphex-Twin-Syro/release/6095128

 

he said the download code is not working yet

[gl0tch]

<p>

 

My predictions for release day:

 

• At 00:01 GMT all pre ordered copies magically appear in people's houses.
• However, when played these copies do nothing but play an infinite loop of Lornaderek.
• People start complaining on the internet.
• bleep.com disappears
• The Aphex Twin and Warp facebook pages redirect to warp.net which is now just a picture of Richard's big toe.
• WATMM goes mental
• Hours go by
• Nothing happens
• At 14:04 all the cool idm people hear a voice in their head
• 'Come to scotland, find me.'
• Mass transit of people to scotland
• Drawn to a voice coming from a large house in a small, sweet village
• An enormous crowd gathers round the house
• Most people arrive confused and talking, but as time goes by everyone becomes silent
• When the last hints of sound have gone, the front door opens
• Richard steps out
• He's not wearing anything except sandals, his now-enormous beard covers his whole body
• Everyone looks on in awe
• Richard stares ahead, to the south, with a small smile on his face
• He starts to walk
• As he moves the crowd parts to make room and then begins to follow him
• The group walks the entire length of england and makes it to the southern coast
• A boat is waiting
• Tom Jenkinson and Skrillex are aboard
• Tears appear in their eyes when they spot RDJ
• Richard momentarily leaves the ground and floats up to the boat
• He lands on the deck and turns around to address the crowd
• 'We are heading for the bermuda triangle. Be patient.'
• The crowd is confused and starting to murmur, but Richard just turns around and the boat sets sail with Tom at the wheel
• As it shrinks into the horizon people start to head home
• Little do they know what is to come
• After a few hours the boat anchors down in the center of the triangle
• Skrillex stops feeding grapes to Richard and dress him in scuba gear
• Richard silently salutes the two, before diving backwards off the boat
• Tom and Skrillex do a collab
• Richard slowly falls to the seabed
• Once there he searches for the mythical door built by the people of Atlantis
• He finds it an opens it
• Inside is the most complex sound system in the world
• Richard knows what to do
• He rummages around in his beard, searching for the Syro master
• He finds it
• He heads towards a simple record player in the middle of the room
• He puts the record down
• The needle falls
• It begins to play
• There is only silence as the music starts to make it's way to the Earth's core
• Once there it collects in a joyful pool of bliss
• Richard heads towards a large unmarked button
• His face slowly changes to a Windowlicker-style grin
• He rests his finger on the button
• And presses it
• This sends a signal to the core, causing the music to spread outwards in every direction
• It races up to the surface, and suddenly, simultaneously, all over the world, Syro begins to play from the ground
• People rejoice
• The recession ends
• All food now tastes delicious
• Disabled people stand up and dance
• The rain ends, permanently, but crops spring up out of nowhere all over the planet
• There is no more crime
• There is no more pain
• Just Syro, and happiness
• Inside the vault, the soundwaves cause Richard's body to disintegrate
• His work is already done though
• A new era has arrived for the human races
• People stop complaining on the internet

Post of the century

[jhonny]

My predictions for release day:

• At 00:01 GMT all pre ordered copies magically appear in people's houses.
• However, when played these copies do nothing but play an infinite loop of Lornaderek.
• People start complaining on the internet.
• bleep.com disappears
• The Aphex Twin and Warp facebook pages redirect to warp.net which is now just a picture of Richard's big toe.
• WATMM goes mental
• Hours go by
• Nothing happens
• At 14:04 all the cool idm people hear a voice in their head
• 'Come to scotland, find me.'
• Mass transit of people to scotland
• Drawn to a voice coming from a large house in a small, sweet village
• An enormous crowd gathers round the house
• Most people arrive confused and talking, but as time goes by everyone becomes silent
• When the last hints of sound have gone, the front door opens
• Richard steps out
• He's not wearing anything except sandals, his now-enormous beard covers his whole body
• Everyone looks on in awe
• Richard stares ahead, to the south, with a small smile on his face
• He starts to walk
• As he moves the crowd parts to make room and then begins to follow him
• The group walks the entire length of england and makes it to the southern coast
• A boat is waiting
• Tom Jenkinson and Skrillex are aboard
• Tears appear in their eyes when they spot RDJ
• Richard momentarily leaves the ground and floats up to the boat
• He lands on the deck and turns around to address the crowd
• 'We are heading for the bermuda triangle. Be patient.'
• The crowd is confused and starting to murmur, but Richard just turns around and the boat sets sail with Tom at the wheel
• As it shrinks into the horizon people start to head home
• Little do they know what is to come
• After a few hours the boat anchors down in the center of the triangle
• Skrillex stops feeding grapes to Richard and dress him in scuba gear
• Richard silently salutes the two, before diving backwards off the boat
• Tom and Skrillex do a collab
• Richard slowly falls to the seabed
• Once there he searches for the mythical door built by the people of Atlantis
• He finds it an opens it
• Inside is the most complex sound system in the world
• Richard knows what to do
• He rummages around in his beard, searching for the Syro master
• He finds it
• He heads towards a simple record player in the middle of the room
• He puts the record down
• The needle falls
• It begins to play
• There is only silence as the music starts to make it's way to the Earth's core
• Once there it collects in a joyful pool of bliss
• Richard heads towards a large unmarked button
• His face slowly changes to a Windowlicker-style grin
• He rests his finger on the button
• And presses it
• This sends a signal to the core, causing the music to spread outwards in every direction
• It races up to the surface, and suddenly, simultaneously, all over the world, Syro begins to play from the ground
• People rejoice
• The recession ends
• All food now tastes delicious
• Disabled people stand up and dance
• The rain ends, permanently, but crops spring up out of nowhere all over the planet
• There is no more crime
• There is no more pain
• Just Syro, and happiness
• Inside the vault, the soundwaves cause Richard's body to disintegrate
• His work is already done though
• A new era has arrived for the human races
• People stop complaining on the internet

amazing. simply amazing.

[tec]

lol!

[o00o]