MadameChaos Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 (edited) my rabbit keeps biting my arse Don't keep your arse near the rabbit nor the rabbit at arse level hahaha! classic. it's even in there! "what's it do, nibble your bum?" thanks for all the support guys. bitey pets are such a fwp Edited May 23, 2015 by IrisAndTheLens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wumbo Man Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Our cats don't bite, they just rip your hands to shreds with their claws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Goddamn C++ making me do the compiler's job... It's 2015, get rid of header files already, jesus We have drones and virtual reality and fucking smarter than humans AI but C++ apparently can't figure out what to do when class A includes class B and class B also includes class A.... URGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Fortran? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Ate fish and chips at a pub last night and I'm glued to the porcelain this morning. Half an hour so far with no signs of it letting up. Wish me luck.I ate something bad in a Havana bar couple of weeks ago and had the shits for a week until I was put on an anti-parasitic medicine in Panama. Also had a fever for the first day. #thirdworldproblems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QQQ Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Ate fish and chips at a pub last night and I'm glued to the porcelain this morning. Half an hour so far with no signs of it letting up. Wish me luck.I ate something bad in a Havana bar couple of weeks ago and had the shits for a week until I was put on an anti-parasitic medicine in Panama. Also had a fever for the first day. #thirdworldproblems That sounds rough as fuck. I'm still feeling the aftermath a day later. Have a full day of drinking ahead of me as well which won't help the situation, but ah well. Full steam ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 my friend said the girl he's seeing thinks her rich boyfriend is a member of "opus dei." i have no idea what that is and i feel like a fresh n00b. but also i do not want to google opus dei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qnio Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 flol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 my friend said the girl he's seeing thinks her rich boyfriend is a member of "opus dei." i have no idea what that is and i feel like a fresh n00b. but also i do not want to google opus dei. they're a crazy right wing catholic organisation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 just spent damn near $1000 to book flights for a vacation I don't even want to go on. family reunion, fml. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 my friend said the girl he's seeing thinks her rich boyfriend is a member of "opus dei." i have no idea what that is and i feel like a fresh n00b. but also i do not want to google opus dei. is he the rich boyfriend or is there a 3rd party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Guy on the bus next to me stinks of stake cigarettes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Spent the morning trying to convince some clients that they wanted a 64kbps MP3 and not a 64kbps WAV file. Apparently, someone must have told them WAV files are better than MP3s, but a 64kbps WAV (8kHz x 8bit = 64kbps) file is certainly NOT better than an 64kbps MP3. Then, after 11 months, I finally receive my work computer. A brand new MacBook Pro. I then ask around for our Adobe license so I can install Adobe Audition. I end up at our HR guy who then starts going through all his documents and he can't find anything. He then says, "Oh, but 2-3 weeks we're going to hire a new graphical guy... and he's going to need that Adobe license". Well, duh, you fucking moron, I need the license now so I can work. He couldn't make up his mind on what to do, so he ended up saying that I should ask my boss what to do. My boss tells me to buy the license. Easy as that. I then ask our credit card girl if she knows if we have an App Store account. She doesn't. She then passes me on to the HR guy again, and he doesn't know either, so he passes me on to my other boss, who says we don't have an App Store account, but that I should ask my other boss about it. I then ask him, then he goes back to my other boss and asks him what to do, which then leads to him going to our finance guy who tells him what to do. Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Spent the morning trying to convince some clients that they wanted a 64kbps MP3 and not a 64kbps WAV file. Apparently, someone must have told them WAV files are better than MP3s, but a 64kbps WAV (8kHz x 8bit = 64kbps) file is certainly NOT better than an 64kbps MP3. Then, after 11 months, I finally receive my work computer. A brand new MacBook Pro. I then ask around for our Adobe license so I can install Adobe Audition. I end up at our HR guy who then starts going through all his documents and he can't find anything. He then says, "Oh, but 2-3 weeks we're going to hire a new graphical guy... and he's going to need that Adobe license". Well, duh, you fucking moron, I need the license now so I can work. He couldn't make up his mind on what to do, so he ended up saying that I should ask my boss what to do. My boss tells me to buy the license. Easy as that. I then ask our credit card girl if she knows if we have an App Store account. She doesn't. She then passes me on to the HR guy again, and he doesn't know either, so he passes me on to my other boss, who says we don't have an App Store account, but that I should ask my other boss about it. I then ask him, then he goes back to my other boss and asks him what to do, which then leads to him going to our finance guy who tells him what to do. Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! And all of them will probably receive a performance bonus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Spent the morning trying to convince some clients that they wanted a 64kbps MP3 and not a 64kbps WAV file. Apparently, someone must have told them WAV files are better than MP3s, but a 64kbps WAV (8kHz x 8bit = 64kbps) file is certainly NOT better than an 64kbps MP3. Then, after 11 months, I finally receive my work computer. A brand new MacBook Pro. I then ask around for our Adobe license so I can install Adobe Audition. I end up at our HR guy who then starts going through all his documents and he can't find anything. He then says, "Oh, but 2-3 weeks we're going to hire a new graphical guy... and he's going to need that Adobe license". Well, duh, you fucking moron, I need the license now so I can work. He couldn't make up his mind on what to do, so he ended up saying that I should ask my boss what to do. My boss tells me to buy the license. Easy as that. I then ask our credit card girl if she knows if we have an App Store account. She doesn't. She then passes me on to the HR guy again, and he doesn't know either, so he passes me on to my other boss, who says we don't have an App Store account, but that I should ask my other boss about it. I then ask him, then he goes back to my other boss and asks him what to do, which then leads to him going to our finance guy who tells him what to do. Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 My name is ******* & i'm a sainsbury's raspberry trifle addict 2 a day habit, just about keeping a lid on em,,,,,,boom boomp tssssk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Spent the morning trying to convince some clients that they wanted a 64kbps MP3 and not a 64kbps WAV file. Apparently, someone must have told them WAV files are better than MP3s, but a 64kbps WAV (8kHz x 8bit = 64kbps) file is certainly NOT better than an 64kbps MP3. Then, after 11 months, I finally receive my work computer. A brand new MacBook Pro. I then ask around for our Adobe license so I can install Adobe Audition. I end up at our HR guy who then starts going through all his documents and he can't find anything. He then says, "Oh, but 2-3 weeks we're going to hire a new graphical guy... and he's going to need that Adobe license". Well, duh, you fucking moron, I need the license now so I can work. He couldn't make up his mind on what to do, so he ended up saying that I should ask my boss what to do. My boss tells me to buy the license. Easy as that. I then ask our credit card girl if she knows if we have an App Store account. She doesn't. She then passes me on to the HR guy again, and he doesn't know either, so he passes me on to my other boss, who says we don't have an App Store account, but that I should ask my other boss about it. I then ask him, then he goes back to my other boss and asks him what to do, which then leads to him going to our finance guy who tells him what to do. Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Spent the morning trying to convince some clients that they wanted a 64kbps MP3 and not a 64kbps WAV file. Apparently, someone must have told them WAV files are better than MP3s, but a 64kbps WAV (8kHz x 8bit = 64kbps) file is certainly NOT better than an 64kbps MP3. Then, after 11 months, I finally receive my work computer. A brand new MacBook Pro. I then ask around for our Adobe license so I can install Adobe Audition. I end up at our HR guy who then starts going through all his documents and he can't find anything. He then says, "Oh, but 2-3 weeks we're going to hire a new graphical guy... and he's going to need that Adobe license". Well, duh, you fucking moron, I need the license now so I can work. He couldn't make up his mind on what to do, so he ended up saying that I should ask my boss what to do. My boss tells me to buy the license. Easy as that. I then ask our credit card girl if she knows if we have an App Store account. She doesn't. She then passes me on to the HR guy again, and he doesn't know either, so he passes me on to my other boss, who says we don't have an App Store account, but that I should ask my other boss about it. I then ask him, then he goes back to my other boss and asks him what to do, which then leads to him going to our finance guy who tells him what to do. Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! i just got a new computer at work and i'm having a sorry old time installing FUCKING AUTOCAD. stupid piece of shit program and its idiotic license issues. rhino on the other hand is incredibly easy to use/install/skirt around license issues. its the perfect program. everything about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Here's a follow up post to yesterday's bullshit. The very first thing I do is to ask our finance guy whose name I should create the App Store account in. He gives me the info, I go create the account and set it up to his email address. I then ask him to click on the confirmation mail, but because he's fixing everyone's salery today he doesn't have time to fucking forward me the email. So again I'm stuck... working on my own personal MacBook Pro... for the 11th month in a row. Also, the office I was supposed to move all my shit into is being used as a meeting room and has been booked all day. Oh, and another thing, we've gone through this value course over the last couple of months. It's been fucking terrible. They've created these fictional characters called "Winnie Wow", "Sitting Responsibull", "Charlie Challenger" etc. that represent our values. It's fucking cringeworthy. Anyway, they wanted us to focus on creating "wow" (to impress clients etc.), to challenge our status quo and so on and so on. It's fine and all but why treat us like fucking kids? Winnie Wow? Give me a fucking break. Well anyway, our very last assignment was to go around to some colleagues who are ambassadors for some of the values and ask them for help in certain situations. Come on now, people... I know how to fucking behave, and since I'm the only sound engineer at the office I know how deal with the problems I run into. But, because I didn't complete the last assignment, my boss refuses to give me my course diploma, hahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Omg that sounds even more terrible than my job. Fortunately, next week is my last. Can you find a new job with people that aren't complete idiots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 This new tapatalk update injects ads into the middle of the thread which are hard to scroll past without accidentally hitting with your finger, for obvious reasons. I've held out for pretty long, but fuck it, I'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Omg that sounds even more terrible than my job. Fortunately, next week is my last. Can you find a new job with people that aren't complete idiots? It's pretty much impossible. I got this job out of pure luck. I applied for a job that I knew wasn't for me but my boss wanted me to be the company's sound engineer. And ever since I got the job 11 months there has only been one job ad with any sort of relevance for me and I didn't get the job. Did you find a new job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Damn man, hang in there, something better is bound to come up one day. I got lucky and the new job found me, otherwise I'd still be just raging about how bad it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cear Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 the watmm favicons not showing up :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perezvon Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 the watmm favicons not showing up :O I KNOW RIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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