usagi Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 BBQ Sauce Haterz Unite! *brofist* word. the jizz of Satan, coloured like the Styx and flavoured with the sweet tears of a million sinners. only worse condiment is hot mustard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Heathen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 BBQ sauce can fuck off I disown mates if they slather that stuff on near me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flim Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I had a burger-eating vacation extravaganza earlier this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 chicken AND beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain James Mission Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Chicken N Beef is pretty Standard on Burgers these Days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-yTaW9vdY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 nice looking burgers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 [youtubehd]gZuDMKXWU_E[/youtubehd] HAHA! YES! Love that guy! He's my new God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Those tall multi-story burgers are dumb and impossible to eat. I did a burger which packs in the same amount of calories but i tried to flatten it out a bit and make it more edible for the average jaw. I layed the 4 grilled burgers out in a square on the loaf and packed in a lot salad (including {bizarrely} asparagus). But it was still too unwieldy, and fell apart if you didn't hold it right. You could get a bite out of it, but you had to hold it together with both hands and started it falling apart. A Big Mac is the correct proportion for a burger. Making a burger bigger is dumb and does not add to the taste experience. There is no point cooking big burgers unless you're an anaconda who can dislocate your jaw to consume it whole. Infact a burgers too flimsy for an anaconda and it would fall apart upon the snakes jaw flexing exercises as it sized up its prey, it would accidentally nudge the top bun with its fang and all the lettuce would slip out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Ive not actually eaten a big mac for years, had one the other week, they are tiny. definetely not the right proportion for a burger. the right proportion for a burger for me is just smaller than a cd, and around 1.5-2 inches thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 yea I had a double cheeseburger at BK the other day, mostly because if BCMs posts. the thing was fucking tiny as hell. the "patty" was pretty damn close to what I remember White Castle being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 BK'd it again...classic Whopper with cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 also i find the smaller BK burgers to be real dense so they kind of still fill you up even though they're teeny. if you're gonna go BK though you're best off going for a Whopper innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 you seriously must be near the only good BK in the world, or the BK where all the BK publicity photos come from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Paddington BK man, i'm telling you...they've got their fucking shit together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 you seriously must be near the only good BK in the world, or the BK where all the BK publicity photos come from lol yes. i'm tempted to go to hungry jacks and take some pics to bring this thread back to reality a little bit because that is NOT what burger king/hungry jacks/whateversamething looks like over here hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 [insert picture of a great fucking burger right here - the upload function doesn't work] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 pics or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Italo burger from Byron, pretty fucking good and smelled great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 dayuuuummmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 you seriously must be near the only good BK in the world, or the BK where all the BK publicity photos come fromLol this Bread level = deeply northern european Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Kind of looks like a jizz patty, but I imagine that's melted cheese? =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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