Dragon Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 i spent hours waiting for a download on a shitty temporary laptop - i can't watch videos and download at the same time. so i wrote a script in bash that endlessly prints swear words. it started out like your average "20 go to 10", but it spiralled out of control. now i have seventy lines of code that uses fibonacci numbers and other techniques to space out the words, eliminating repeating patterns to get a completely random flow that curves and twists every so often. i have a library of swear words and other violent sexual terminology - verbs, nouns, adjectives and so on. i found myself working on the script instead of watching videos. at this point i think it can actually brainwash people. i need to test it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 The guy at the liquor store fucked up so i got a half gallon of gin and a bottle of vermouth for $3.84. Also on my way there some teenager told me i have hella drip and i need to get me a girl. My mental health isnt really up to it right now but i didnt tell him that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 On 10/19/2021 at 3:50 AM, sidewinder said: Y'all definitely don't want to know what my mortgage will be, without utilities. Sydney would like a word with all of you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 On 10/18/2021 at 2:15 PM, Dragon said: i spent hours waiting for a download on a shitty temporary laptop - i can't watch videos and download at the same time. so i wrote a script in bash that endlessly prints swear words. it started out like your average "20 go to 10", but it spiralled out of control. now i have seventy lines of code that uses fibonacci numbers and other techniques to space out the words, eliminating repeating patterns to get a completely random flow that curves and twists every so often. i have a library of swear words and other violent sexual terminology - verbs, nouns, adjectives and so on. i found myself working on the script instead of watching videos. at this point i think it can actually brainwash people. i need to test it out. Plsbrainwash me. My brain is dirty and it needs to be cleaned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 several weeks ago in the FWP i indicated i caught feelings for a woman who ghosted me. the very next day a woman with the same name asked me out. we've been seeing each other a bit and last night we had our first kiss. i feel like a teenager and it rules so much. 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 25 minutes ago, Alcofribas said: several weeks ago in the FWP i indicated i caught feelings for a woman who ghosted me. the very next day a woman with the same name asked me out. we've been seeing each other a bit and last night we had our first kiss. i feel like a teenager and it rules so much. gonna be even harder to finish my album of depression music now tho 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Alcofribas said: gonna be even harder to finish my album of depression music now tho You could be right back on it once you break up Spoiler I'm sorry, I had to, I wish you all the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Alcofribas said: gonna be even harder to finish my album of depression music now tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 29 minutes ago, cichlisuite said: You could be right back on it once you break up Hide contents I'm sorry, I had to, I wish you all the best dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Alcofribas said: dude I'm sorry dude, sometimes I want to be funny but I just fuck it up 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 I finally got this annoying-ass piece of food dislodged from my bottom wisdom tooth extraction site that's been stuck in there the last two days. Pretty sure it was from one of those plantain chips I ate over the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 When I got my bottomies removed the dentist gave me a couple of syringes with slightly angled tips to rinse out the excavation sites. Was quite handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 friend comes to my flat out of nowhere to give me tiramisu for no other reason than to give me tiramisu, then i get bored after eating a few and think shit i really want to change up my hair so i go to the barbers and i now have the nicest haircut i've ever had 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zephyr_Nova Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 On 10/25/2021 at 9:46 AM, Alcofribas said: several weeks ago in the FWP i indicated i caught feelings for a woman who ghosted me. the very next day a woman with the same name asked me out. ...have you considered that this new woman with the same name is in fact a continuation of the woman who you thought ghosted you. (Either way, congrats!) SFWS: just received 88 cents from paypal for album sales. I knew one day all my hard work making music would pay off. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 ^ congs on the sale, celebrate with a half a beer SFWS: @Candiru has returned with A+ surrealist posting style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 3 hours ago, luke viia said: SFWS: @Candiru has returned with A+ surrealist posting style. +1. also I like to imagine all this time away was spent in a torrid love affair with a big tiddy goth GF, but eventually the siren song of WATMM was too strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 ambiguously ambitious ambitiously ambiguous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 On 11/9/2021 at 4:52 AM, BobDobalina said: +1. also I like to imagine all this time away was spent in a torrid love affair with a big tiddy goth GF, but eventually the siren song of WATMM was too strong. as a non-native english speaker I had to look up torrid, and it says "very hot and dry?" and for British is "full of difficulty" none of which paint me the picture I had initially imagined upon reading your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Sorry I think torrid love affair is an 'merican expression, like tempestuous where a couple is fighting one moment and making love the next. It's definition #2 here, they even use love letters for in the example https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/torrid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 (edited) Never heard that expression before either. Sordid love affair on the other hand... Edited November 12, 2021 by Silent Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 4 hours ago, BobDobalina said: Sorry I think torrid love affair is an 'merican expression, like tempestuous where a couple is fighting one moment and making love the next. It's definition #2 here, they even use love letters for in the example https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/torrid ok that definition is more deserving for a big tiddy goth gf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 I slept in til like 10:12 AM this morning. Wish I could do this every day. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 65923672071__3D0CC301-43D1-47B9-A6A4-47CF81A90497.heic Drilled through 8" of concrete and plumbed out a new fixture for the attached 'greenhouse'. No more having to bring a hose in through a door and having to deal with outdoor fixtures freezing in the winter. It's not pretty, but it's built well and functional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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