Post terrible idea for films

[usagi]

I like how they had to say "based on actual events". in case you're skeptical.

[eugene]

lol

[Lada Laika]

it's the gift that keeps on giving

 

- charlie sheen

- whoopi

- luis guzman

- enya vocals OST

- it doesn't even come out on 9/11, it comes out on 9/8

 

i could watch that trailer forever

 

bonus: the director's biggest prior film grossed a grand total of $2,509 USD

Edited August 25, 2017 by Lada Laika

[joshuatxuk]

I like how they had to say "based on actual events". in case you're skeptical.

 

9/11...is this about the Chilean coup of 1973?

Here's a chaser for that 9/11 trailer

 

[zaphod]

i'm so weirded out by that one because i hadn't ever heard of it until a couple days ago and it's something i would know about. i swear it didn't exist and someone went back in time and planted that movie in 2003. 

[dr lopez]

i wouldn't mind having the fuck record of michael sheen

[MadameChaos]

 

I like how they had to say "based on actual events". in case you're skeptical.

 

9/11...is this about the Chilean coup of 1973?

Here's a chaser for that 9/11 trailer

 

 

ah tiptoes, i'd never believe it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316768/

[MadameChaos]

IT (2019)

 

A remake of the classic Stephen King story, but instead of the clown it's an I.T. guy who does and says I.T. things.

 

spoopy/rides the nerd culture wave to full crest. give me a million dollars, I'll have a treatment on your doorstep within the week.

[Candiru]

i wouldn't mind having the fuck record of michael sheen

 

dat HIV tho

[Silent Member]

Taxi Driver 2: Uber

[Kavinsky]

A man tries to build a synthesizer and becomes a sine wave .

 

[xox]

https://forum.watmm.com/topic/94006-new-terminator-trilogy/?do=findComment&comment=2580188

[zaphod]

the wolf from pulp fiction character but he appears when people shit their pants at work. comes out of a stall wearing a tux and surveys the situation, asks where the pants are, is it solid or liquid, have you flushed your underwear? closes off the restroom and tells you everything will be ok, if you do as i say we will get through this.

[ignatius]

a new fad is sweeping america... people go outside and shit on their own doorstep. this somehow gets confused protests and football players start shitting on the field during the national anthem.. then the whole game is played amidst shit being tracked on and off the field.. the commentators making whitty use of various puns and ratings increase as everyone mostly falls in love with the idea of being shit on at every turn 

 

 

edit: sware i didn't read the post above mind about the wolf being a shit fixer.. sware to jebus.. i didn't

Edited October 17, 2017 by ignatius

[hello spiral]

[ignatius]

 

Taxi Driver 2: Uber

 

honestly this is going to happen sooner rather than later.

 

just like the 9/11 movie. the conditions in our society guarantee that a film like this was bound to be made at some point. 

 

 

 

[zaphod]

aliens, except the bug hunt is where the colonial marines all try to get aids. at the end a really tall guy in drag cuts bishop in half with his dick and bishop's got cum for blood. just spitballing here.

[Candiru]

A movie about Forrest Gump's son starring Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory where he gets arrested for killing a prostitute in an Arby's. In a pair of dark, serious, character study type roles, Andy Dick and Tommy Lee Jones will star as the nihilistic and compassionate detectives, respectively, who relentlessly pursue bringing him to justice. Cameos from Macaulay Culkin, Arsenio Hall, and Drew Carey. 

[auxien]

Mastering engineers compare hi end audio monitors in a blind test ran by non-scientist actors in lab coats. When an engineer incorrectly spews some bullshit babble, he is quickly and violently murdered on the screen.

 

Oh, and all the audio they're having to compare is shitty super low quality amateur porn clips.

[eugene]

Butt Before Sunset - it's basically richard linklater's 2004 before sunset, but it takes place in someone's butt.

[Salvatorin]

You Can Call Me Al -

A man walks down the street
He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard"
Bonedigger, Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away from my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

A man walks down the street
He says, "Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention
And, whoa, my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role model
Now that my rolemodel is
Gone, gone?"
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along, along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegationsA man walks down the street

It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the third world
Maybe it's his first time around
Doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound, the sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says, "Amen and Hallelujah!"

[autopilot]

A new Star Wars or Marvel film.

[marf]

Idea for film;  New Alien film reveals that the company really wanted the face grabbers to sell to asians as a delicacy rumored to increase virility.

 

 

 

 

[Ragnar]

[Ragnar]

ok for some reason kesha is in fart the movie