brian trageskin Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 1 hour ago, J3FF3R00 said: Not quite so simple, actually. I have confronted the MIL and it made things worse. She gave me a fake-ass, semi-mocking apology and just ratcheted up her tactics. again, no offense but judging from the little you've told us about your MIL, she sounds like a terrible person. and it sounds like you need to stand up for yourself. just my 2 cents based on very little information though. i really don't see what's so complicated about this situation. stop being so afraid to antagonize your wife and just tell the old bitch to fuck off, job done, lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 (edited) 9 hours ago, J3FF3R00 said: Currently staying in a nice, cliff-side hotel with an ocean view… yeswith my narcissistic mother in law. Naturally, neither my wife nor my MIL lifts a finger and I have to do all the packing, unpacking, driving, baby wrangling/cleaning/bathing/diapers, etc. Not exaggerating. I literally have to do everything. On top of this, my MIL is up to her same old schtick of constantly minimizing, and misinterpreting me to fuel her own distorted views of me in order to boost her raging ego. Meanwhile, the exceedingly few times I make a small requests in order to make me job easier (or to maybe enjoy myself, god forbid), I’m met with either immediate opposition, criticism, contradiction or just dirty looks. At least we are somewhere pretty. If we were back home I would just be constantly ignored or insulted in my own house. Good times Worst porno ever. Sorry drunk. If you're interested in advice gftomfromq. A drunk guy you don't know. Put the Benis in the woman's Nd also remember to move your hips. Faster. You can do it. Faster. More senies. Yes ø.. put more movement. Remember to øpsenn your.hios. thust and ease off. Sloooooow sh teah great rythm m8 keep doing that. Heck yeah. Do the twistynt l. Down..andnup rubbit. Heck yeah, you're doing good. Put itminside. Do the rhumba Congrats Stepmom babby 4md Edited June 11, 2022 by Silent Member In retrospect I give this advice 2/10 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Silent Member said: Worst porno ever. Genuine lol … adding on another first world problem: The toilet in this resort has to be the lowest toilet to the ground I’ve ever sat on. It’s like you sit down and lower, lower, lower and your ass finally hits the seat just above ankle height. Then, because the basin is so low to the ground, the seat also is like an inch above water level so your cock and balls touch the fuckin water. Not kidding. If it were any lower it would be a hole in the ground like one of those Japanese squatty potties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 I tried to shut my phone down by holding down the power button, like a normal person, but some google message kept popping up asking how it could help me. I ignored it, but muttered "shut down you piece of shit." It responded with "I'm going to pretend you weren't talking to me, but let me know if you really meant "shut down you piece of shit." Ahahahahaha what?? I need to worry about hurting my phone's feelings now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 On my way to Graspop. Only going for a day and a night but I’m still slightly nervous as it’s my first festival across the border since the plague. I’m in the train rn and there’s a dude across from me whose feet I can smell through his shoes. It’s really disgusting. He’s phoning his aunt so I can’t really hate him though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 was supposed to go to a bday bbq in a state park near a river. bbq cancelled i assume due to weather. now a get together is happening at local pub that is a really good spot complete w/scottish eggs, tasty fish and chips and like 40 beers on tap or whatever. but i can't consume any of those things because i'm celiac and alcohol does me dirty in a big way these days because of the cancer meds. i woke up feeling kinda shitty anyways and was debating going to the bbq because of this reason. .or perhaps would make an appearance and hang w/friends who i'd like to see... but pretty sure i'm not gonna make it out today. as prep for the bbq i bought some chips and thawed some sausages i had in the freezer but guess i'll make that stuff at home even though i feel like eating something else. my across the street neighbors appear to be setting up their cornhole box thing which is annoying because of the noice the bean bags make when they hit the wood.. follow by sighs or cheers depending on if the bean bag goes into the hole. i can hear it even when i'm in the basement. we live in a society yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 mixed my CBD gummies with spicy gummies without realizing they were spicy... now I got CBD spicy gummies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 decided to stop smoking 8 days ago, but the cravings come now... niaaiuuuwiiiiiii dkfjsd ,xmn i didn't think this through. what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 51 minutes ago, cichlisuite said: what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends... Live longer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, cichlisuite said: what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends... eat the coaster Edited June 20, 2022 by iococoi 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 2 hours ago, cichlisuite said: decided to stop smoking 8 days ago, but the cravings come now... niaaiuuuwiiiiiii dkfjsd ,xmn i didn't think this through. what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends... get the nicotine gum. lowest dose available. bite a piece in half. chew that. craving will go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 2 hours ago, cichlisuite said: decided to stop smoking 8 days ago, but the cravings come now... niaaiuuuwiiiiiii dkfjsd ,xmn i didn't think this through. what am i going to do when go for a beer with my friends... 52 minutes ago, ignatius said: get the nicotine gum. lowest dose available. bite a piece in half. chew that. craving will go away. this. it sounds like you're quitting smoking cold turkey - if you're not using something to deal with the withdrawl, it'll be way easier and more realistic. stay strong and good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, ignatius said: get the nicotine gum. lowest dose available. bite a piece in half. chew that. craving will go away. thought about that. i even dreamed about people offering me cigarettes. quitting cold turkey after nearly 20 years of smoking ain't a joke lol 48 minutes ago, Dragon said: this. it sounds like you're quitting smoking cold turkey - if you're not using something to deal with the withdrawl, it'll be way easier and more realistic. stay strong and good luck! aight, thanks bruh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diatoms Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 quit tobacco like willie nelson and replace your cigs with joints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chronical Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 On 6/11/2022 at 9:23 PM, Rubin Farr said: fucking car key fell apart at work today did you walk home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 So the season has started where idiot parents allow their kids to have parties at home. Ever since all these moronic fucking parents felt bad that their little gems couldn’t go out and drink and act like fucking monkeys during the Covid lockdown they’ve all decided that parties at home is a GREAT idea because fuck your neighbors. I’m not really sure why but it seems like it’s now a thing that everyone now has to respect ruthlessness and bad behavior. Grandpa Nic is coming for you and I will fuck your parties up before the first track reaches its first drop. Anyway, just a chat with a parent who, before I even said anything, said, “I just told them that it’s way too loud. Way too loud. Sorry. Yes, way too loud”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 18 hours ago, Squee said: Grandpa Nic is coming for you and I will fuck your parties up before the first track reaches its first drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Happily there’s nothing to report. So obviously something will happen in the next 24 hours. I wonder what it will be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Have had tennis elbow on my left forearm for the past two months from holding my arm in a tensed position and barely moving it during an 8 hour drive. Good to alternate arms and stretch more. Now I know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 It's suddenly hot as shit outside. I'm pale as a ghost pepper and should be hanging around outdoors to complete my yearly transformation into a dried chili (my spiciness is eternal), but really would prefer to just ignore everything and haha LFO go brrrrr also the high court of my country needs a swift surgical kick in the sweaty coconuts ASAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, zkom said: Haha yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 The upper range of my voice is all wheezy today. Woke up with my throat feeling "coarse"... but it's different from a typical sore throat. I think I've been pushing it too hard in the van-singing department lately. Plus a karaoke night where I ended up screaming the last chorus of someone else's song (Violet by Hole... fucking nailed it, but at what cost?). Bummer, since being able to scream-sing with ease was a major vocal breakthrough for me. Hrmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 been getting freaked out and fucked up about the dementia themed album Everywhere at the End of Time by The Caretaker. not sure whether to start a thread about it, but this has been going on for weeks and it's giving me intrusive thoughts (i get focused on it during the day and i can't get rid of it). i originally gave it a six-hour listen in december, but i'm getting some kind of delayed reaction to it. that shit is really bad for people like me who ruminate on anxious thoughts and get lonely, it's like a movie soundtrack for that particular feeling. if i get the music from Stage Two stuck in my head it can ruin my day. fuck you Leyland Kirby you creative genius. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Turns out my wheezy throat thing is, in fact, a cold. I can feel it in my ears now, and I'm coughing sporadically. But more annoying than that, is that I bit the tip of my tongue last night, while telling my GF about the last time I was actually offended. It punctuated what I said in the worst possible way. Sort of took offence to it tbqh. Anyway, I can't stop paying attention to it. Don't recall the last time I was this irritated by anything. Furthermore, I lay awake for over an hour before coming here, meaning I only got 4 hours sleep. Awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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