Merry Christmas, WATMM!

[J3FF3R00]

#pre1975

 

btw

I came down with some stomach bug or food poisoning or something so I’ve been married to the toilet for the past 3 days and I can’t drink alcohol when I need it the most to get through this whole holiday situation. My karma shouldn’t be this bad. Y’all chug some spiked eggnog for me, please. Enjoy your festivities.

 

 

Edited December 25, 2022 by J3FF3R00

[Silent Member]

Happy birthday idm jesus

[Berk]

[milkface]

[Rubin Farr]

 

[Squee]

Good GOD, Christmas is just the worst.

Family members drunk off their asses and then suddenly you've reached an age where you have to parent your parents, overly excited kids who crash and burn and don't function the day after getting their presents and everyone is so full and tired they just want to sit at home.

[prdctvsm]

[muttering mouth moth]

for lease navi dot

[Goiter Sanchez]

Merry Xmas watmms! I finally took my covid mask off!

[iococoi]

On 12/26/2021 at 7:52 AM, iococoi said:

happy boxing day. beat the crap out of each other ...

again

[iococoi]

[beerwolf]

Boxing Day WhatsApp message to my mates

Morning Mace The Ace, Mad Bad Badger Bright, Mathias Maximus Lord Of The Giant Wood Goblins, Mike Laycock Sheriff Of The Western Shires And Commander Of The City Of Twyford, and Post Master And Squadron Leader Of Communications Simon Greasly

?

Brigadier Beer Wolf reporting for duty. It’s all very quiet and peaceful out here in the Thames Valley. It seems the great battle that was fought yesterday has taken its toll on the energy levels. Spring water, black coffee, b vitamins and fresh fruit has been administered. And the bright blue skies and winter sunshine is inspiring and warming thy cockles. 
Perhaps this will be a day of rest and reflection? Maybe a day for fresh air and exercise? Maybe a day to watch a favourite film and a snooze? OR MAYBE ITS TIME TO WAGE ANOTHER WAVE OF WAR AND PILLAGE THE VILLAGES AND PICKLE THE LIVER ONE MORE TIME!!!!
 

Let me know your battle plans ASAP
 

Brigadier Beer Wolf Over and Out
 

My scouts have sent swift word over hill and vale that the MIGHTY FISH BEAST MAN son of the Ancient Kraken has surfaced near the mouth of the Thames Estuary. And he’s thirsty. Very thirsty. I’m sending in my troops! They must secure as many barrels of ale, rum and cider as they can muster from the peasant villages and bring it back safe beyond the castle walls. We must also help our woodland friends The Clan Of The Golden Ale Bears as MIGHTY FISH BEAST MAN is known to feast upon the cooked flesh of our furry friends when he’s furiously drinking, just like pork scratchings. No doubt once this task has been undertaken THEN I SHALL DRINK!!!

Edited December 26, 2022 by beerwolf

[iococoi]

[iococoi]

[prdctvsm]

no headpho dub car

[iococoi]

 

[iococoi]

Quote

Christmas photo hack: Create magical images with oil from your body

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[cern]

On 11/26/2023 at 3:40 AM, prdctvsm said:

no headpho dub car

F-ing sick mix! Cheers!! 

[usagi]

the Xmas playlists in shops this year have been especially noticeable/annoying.

[beerwolf]

Merry Christmas IDM dudes

I have a massive bounty of beer to pour down my neck. I may take a picture later

Edited December 23, 2023 by beerwolf

[chronical]

my favorite christmas music. charlie brown is such a vibe

[decibal cooper]

[usagi]

17 minutes ago, beerwolf said:

Merry Christmas IDM dudes

I have a massive bounty of beer to pour down my neck. I may take a picture later

that reminds me, I saw this when I was in a bar the other day.

[Satans Little Helper]

happy xmas!

 

(nudity alert!)

[beerwolf]

3 hours ago, usagi said:

that reminds me, I saw this when I was in a bar the other day.

Hah! Though definitely no Coors Light within my grasp!