Coronavirus COVID-19

[ignatius]

9 minutes ago, zero said:

I can't wait until people start turning on one another, minds ablaze with paranoia thinking the other person may have it. 

already happening. asian people  being beaten up. hotel manger in USA telling an asian person "i need to know if you're chinese or been there because you'll have to be quarantined for 2 weeks"

also, chinatown in SF is a ghost town. 

[Goiter Sanchez]

korona(virus).mp4

[J3FF3R00]

A friend of mine witnessed a fistfight over the last case of water in the supermarket the other day. 

[Silent Member]

2 minutes ago, Goiter Sanchez said:

korona(virus).mp4

Is that the actual soundtrack? Weird.

[Enthusiast]

https://au.news.yahoo.com/police-investigating-after-person-allegedly-threatened-knife-over-toilet-paper-025939157.html

 

 

[Rubin Farr]

1 hour ago, J3FF3R00 said:

A friend of mine witnessed a fistfight over the last case of water in the supermarket the other day. 

We're headed for this

[cwmbrancity]

Mad Max could be better, the vehicles specifically, who wouldn't wanna drive a mobile sound-system with a thrash guitarist hanging by cables off it

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2020/03/05/coronavirus-equals-uk-mortality-rate-of-michael-barrymores-swimming-pool/

[Hugh Mughnus]

2 minutes ago, Stickfigger said:

Sales in our business are up more than 50% this week! Would be much better if we could get more toilet paper! 

There have been 3 fights over toilet paper in the carparks of our stores over within the last 24 hours 

Time to "dump" my money in shitwipe stocks.

[prdctvsm]

[auxien]

6 minutes ago, prdctvsm said:

saves a copy of this pic so i can print it later in case i run out of toilet paper

[kakapo]

Most watmmers give the impression of someone who doesn't wipe their bum properly in the first place.  

[prdctvsm]

[dr lopez]

can you just use water to clean yourself like a civilized person?

 

[YangYing]

what is the optimal way to clean ur ass? I have a faint memory of this being quite a fierce debate on here long ago..

[J3FF3R00]

You guys. 

My douuuuuchey boss for the week sent me on a run to find him hand sanitizer because he’s traveling etc... I went to 9 or 10 stores (no exaggeration. It was my whole afternoon) and they were all sold out of hand sanitizer. Whole families were rushing in together and grabbing whatever they could: paper towels, hand wipes, etc. When a store was all cleaned out,  I would try the next store and see people who I recognized from the last store. It was like the twilight zone. Seriously weird. 
 

A pharmacist at one place I went to advised me to make my own ... 

https://www.who.int/gpsc/5may/Guide_to_Local_Production.pdf

[Goiter Sanchez]

1 hour ago, MIXL2 said:

what is the optimal way to clean ur ass? I have a faint memory of this being quite a fierce debate on here long ago..

Spoiler

 

[Psychotronic]

1 hour ago, MIXL2 said:

what is the optimal way to clean ur ass? I have a faint memory of this being quite a fierce debate on here long ago..

[YangYing]

[Rubin Farr]

butt sauce

[YangYing]

im glad watmm finally its coming back to it's roots and talking about poop again

[Hugh Mughnus]

18 hours ago, MIXL2 said:

what is the optimal way to clean ur ass? I have a faint memory of this being quite a fierce debate on here long ago..

REDACTED =O

Edited March 6, 2020 by Hugh Mughnus

[Hugh Mughnus]

lol

Edited March 6, 2020 by Hugh Mughnus

[President Squidward]

2 hours ago, Hugh Mughnus said:

take the retarded shit release of the NTS Sessions, melt them down, and then wipe your ass with the burning smoking vinyl. Best use of them you'll ever get. It might burn a bit but it's better than flogging your earholes with pure autism.

 

Thank me later.

i'm curious which tracks are the retarded shit, since I feel half of it is :troll: 

[Zephyr_Nova]

5 hours ago, Rubin Farr said:

butt sauce

 

[prdctvsm]