Coronavirus COVID-19

[cruising for burgers]

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[user]

1 hour ago, pcock said:

Everybody is just basically wanking each other off with little hearts then basically?

Have you any tissues? Thanks 

[goDel]

We could add a wanking off emoji as another option. Might as well go the blatent route, if we're doing it already anyways. 

Like this one.

Work safe enough, rite?

[dingformung]

wrong thread

Edited March 4, 2020 by darreichungsform

[ncrtx]

26 in Belgium now. They made a compilation of how news reporters say 'no reason to panic' and it's hilarious.

[Soloman Tump]

All schools in Italy closing for 2 weeks.

*hoards toilet rolls and rice*

 

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The Italian government is to close all schools and universities around the country until mid March because of the coronavirus outbreak, Ansa news agency reports.

Earlier officials reported a jump in cases and deaths from the virus.

 

Edited March 4, 2020 by Soloman Tump

[goDel]

Not sure if someone else posted vids of this guy before, r whether this showed up in my youtube feed, but this guy is interesting to follow for updates on corona virus.

 

[Soloman Tump]

I can't see what closing schools for 2 weeks will do though... if the virus is still coming into the country after that time then it will just spread at a later date rather than now....

Air travel and borders needs to be closed to stop new infected patients travelling into Italy, THEN you can close schools.

Edited March 4, 2020 by Soloman Tump

[goDel]

3 minutes ago, Soloman Tump said:

I can't see what closing schools for 2 weeks will do though... if the virus is still coming into the country after that time then it will just spread at a later date rather than now....

Air travel and borders needs to be closed to stop new infected patients travelling into Italy, THEN you can close schools.

You want the virus to spread as slowly as possible. Because if everyone gets sick at the same time, it will destabilise an entire country. Healthcare system will be overloaded, other systems will stop working if lots of people get sick and need to stay home (think police, for instance). If, say 10%, of all people affected needs care, the healthcare system will not be able to cope.

This is basically why you want to spread the diseases over the biggest amount of time possible. Society (especially the healthcare system) needs to be able function.

Perhaps the guy in the vid I posted above your post explains it better.

[zero]

2 hours ago, Soloman Tump said:

 

*hoards toilet rolls and rice*

haha...at least you'll be able to wipe your ass in peace while the rest of the world perishes.

and the wife decided yesterday to freak out about this, went to the grocery store and bought a whole bunch of unnecessary items... I think we have enough hand sanitizer now to last the year lol.

[Psychotronic]

https://fold.it/

Come and solve the Corona puzzle... help to find a cure!

[Entorwellian]

There are two distinct verisons of COVID-19 and you can get infected by both at the same time. So much for a vaccine if its beginning to mutate already!

Edited March 4, 2020 by Entorwellian

[Silent Member]

Well, that's not great news.

[cwmbrancity]

Send in Ross Kemp

[ignatius]

woke up w/a sore throat. 

[Rubin Farr]

GOP Senator tells trump to shut up and let the professionals speak:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/coronavirus-republican-senator-tells-trump-114032507.html

[Nebraska]

^^ but the health professionals need trump's advice. the guy just made a breakthrough 

 

[Rubin Farr]

Virus may spread thru infected piss and shit:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/style/coronavirus-covid19-virus-faeces-urine-155051554.html

[Rubin Farr]

"Oh mama, I really wanna play with those LEGOs!"

[ignatius]

37 minutes ago, Rubin Farr said:

Virus may spread thru infected piss and shit:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/style/coronavirus-covid19-virus-faeces-urine-155051554.html

good thing GG Allin is dead

 

 

[Rubin Farr]

[J3FF3R00]

12 minutes ago, Rubin Farr said:

This could easily be its own subforum.

I nominate this for most idm 2020. 
 

[diatoms]

Take Cannabis Oil

Don't Get Sick

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[YEK]

Shit, I've been ignoring the news stories for peace of mind but I watched some youtubes earlier and maybe I should care.