Coronavirus COVID-19

[iococoi]

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VIRTUAL MUSIC EVENTS DIRECTORY

My goal with this document is to build the most comprehensive and up-to-date resource for anyone seeking guidance on how to stage alternative music events in this moment of significant upheaval for the industry.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11wWL_7I4BG76t0V2kw1a4yIeWxUSfGwMQFYdUWAgSnA/preview

[Limo]

1 hour ago, d-a-m-o said:

So, streets of Rennes last night, morons want to drink a last beer before the apocalypse.

NUMBER ONE SPOT, I TOLD YOU ! 

I thought only Belgians were this stupid?

https://www.brusselstimes.com/all-news/belgium-all-news/100367/crisis-centre-hits-out-at-fridays-lockdown-parties-crisis-centre-risk-epidemic-panic-buying/

[manmower]

Yup. Hopefully other governments are paying attention and learning to make the closures immediate instead of creating a window for one last bout of mass indulgence.

[Roo]

ScoMo delayed some measures over the weekend so that he could go to see his team the Sharks play yesterday. Crowd of 6000. Leadership...

[Entorwellian]

2 hours ago, darreichungsform said:

Nice! You could use that time for traveling

 

2 hours ago, goDel said:

Yes, if you want to get tested on the Corona virus, you could take a flight to China or South Korea! Test guaranteed! And flights are cheap!!

/sarcasm

That sounds like a great idea. How about I come visit both of you instead?

1 hour ago, BCM said:

I think they're right

 

 

 

Edited March 15, 2020 by Entorwellian

[Ivan Ooze]

https://soundcloud.com/ivan-ooze-6/deranged-tp-madness

[BCM]

^
should've posted that in the bunker. we're going to need our creative members to supply new tunes.

[Rubin Farr]

[ooqpoo]

So, it is ok to hang around the supermarket but nok ok to go for a walk/bike ride out in nature? Anyone know the logic behind this?  

[d-a-m-o]

Streets of Paris right now. GET READY BITCHEZZZ HERE WE COME ! ORANGE MAN GOT NOTHING ON US ! FRANCE NUMBER ONE BABY !!!

[pcock]

Well I'm definitely ill for the first time in 15 years, going home from work in half an hour and staying home to see what happens . I barely feel ill, just my lungs feel stuffed up as fuck. Guy in work just spent 3 days bedridden with the symptoms after doing a shift on Thursday, my lungs started itching on Friday . No fever, no cough so we'll see. My immune system is militarised anyway but I'm not sure what the deal with testing is in Scotland 

[pcock]

Well I'm definitely ill for the first time in 15 years, going home from work in half an hour and staying home to see what happens . I barely feel ill, just my lungs feel stuffed up as fuck. Guy in work just spent 3 days bedridden with the symptoms after doing a shift on Thursday, my lungs started itching on Friday . No fever, no cough so we'll see. My immune system is militarised anyway but I'm not sure what the deal with testing is in Scotland 

 

I also set a buy order of 2000 quid for a 3x inverse ETF tommorow morning, so even if the world burns il have enough cash to enjoy it. 

[d-a-m-o]

4 minutes ago, pcock said:

Well I'm definitely ill for the first time in 15 years, going home from work in half an hour and staying home to see what happens . I barely feel ill, just my lungs feel stuffed up as fuck. Guy in work just spent 3 days bedridden with the symptoms after doing a shift on Thursday, my lungs started itching on Friday . No fever, no cough so we'll see. My immune system is militarised anyway but I'm not sure what the deal with testing is in Scotland 

stay safe at home, hope everything will be ok. I got to go to work tomorrow morning but I just want to stay at home, at this rate hardcore lockdown is imminent for France.

[pcock]

At my age and general immune system health I'm sure il be fine. I don't even get colds. Gonna now avoid all contact with people. 

[Entorwellian]

2 minutes ago, pcock said:

Well I'm definitely ill for the first time in 15 years, going home from work in half an hour and staying home to see what happens . I barely feel ill, just my lungs feel stuffed up as fuck. Guy in work just spent 3 days bedridden with the symptoms after doing a shift on Thursday, my lungs started itching on Friday . No fever, no cough so we'll see. My immune system is militarised anyway but I'm not sure what the deal with testing is in Scotland 

 

I also set a buy order of 2000 quid for a 3x inverse ETF tommorow morning, so even if the world burns il have enough cash to enjoy it. 

rest up and keep checking for a fever. If you have that and shortness of breath, hospital asap.

[d-a-m-o]

^This 

[pcock]

Fortunately my flatmate is at her boyfriends has been since Thursday, and can stay there, she is a celiac so might not be so we'll equipped to fight it off.

[Entorwellian]

Alternatively you can go to the financial district in your city and smear your boogers on the door handles of all of the expensive cars you see.

Edited March 15, 2020 by Entorwellian

[pcock]

The financial district in Glasgow is also where the hookers ply their trade so I'm confident the business men will be hoaching with covid soon anyway

[may be rude]

 

[chenGOD]

41 minutes ago, Entorwellian said:

rest up and keep checking for a fever. If you have that and shortness of breath, hospital asap.

What the fuck good is going to the hospital going to do? There’s no cure. Rest, hydrate, flu medicine and no wanking. 

[auxien]

thread is HOT! again, running a fever perhaps??!?!?!?!!

59 minutes ago, pcock said:

Well I'm definitely ill for the first time in 15 years, going home from work in half an hour and staying home to see what happens . I barely feel ill, just my lungs feel stuffed up as fuck. Guy in work just spent 3 days bedridden with the symptoms after doing a shift on Thursday, my lungs started itching on Friday . No fever, no cough so we'll see. My immune system is militarised anyway but I'm not sure what the deal with testing is in Scotland 

pcock i'm pretty sure you got the COVID and infected the thread. we're all at risk, as well as every other thread in Gen Ban now. mods please lock and quarantine before the Autechre subforum is put at risk. everyone here needs to get checked IMMEDIATELY

Edited March 15, 2020 by auxien

[d-a-m-o]

15 minutes ago, auxien said:

thread is HOT! again, running a fever perhaps??!?!?!?!!

pcock i'm pretty sure you got the COVID and infected the thread. we're all at risk, as well as every other thread in Gen Ban now. mods please lock and quarantine before the Autechre subforum is put at risk. everyone here needs to get checked IMMEDIATELY

too late, hundreds of french watmmers kissing and hugging each other, drinking beers and wandering, half drunk in every threads of the forum while screaming "IT'S JUST A FLUUU!!!"

Edited March 15, 2020 by d-a-m-o

[Nil]

With a strong french accent of course.

Edited March 15, 2020 by Nil

[YangYing]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-austria-update-symptoms-gatherings-ban-latest-a9402866.html

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Coronavirus: Austria bans all gatherings of more than five people

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